The Sun is reporting today on a video that’s surfaced online that has burlesque queen Dita Von Teese engaging in some manner of lesbian sex with a very strange sex toy.
This is not burlesque, people, this is full-on porn. And it’s pretty hot.
Video is after the jump. It’s very NSFW.
Update: Video removed upon request.
April 2, 2008 at 1:42 pm by Evil Beet
In a new interview with Elle magazine:
“I’m not going to be defined by my age. Why would any woman?,” she asks. “I’m not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat. No way!” Then, making a face, she adds, “I would never get fat.”
And, she adds: “I’m not against plastic surgery, I’m just against discussing it.”
April 2, 2008 at 1:22 pm by Evil Beet
When some intrepid reporter actually used precious breath to ask Heidi Montag who she’s voting for, she responded: “I’m voting for John McCain … I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” I guess, at that point, Spencer said something to admonish her about talking politics in interviews, and she responded, “I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for,” which is pretty much the smartest thing she’s ever said in her whole life.
This whole exchange raises a very important question, and I’m sure it’s on all of your minds right now: Heidi Montag is old enough to vote?
April 2, 2008 at 1:12 pm by Evil Beet
“I got a lot of shit at the end about ‘Why weren’t you there for him?’ But being that close, I dealt with it all the time. And in that situation, before the guy’s dead, he’s just kind of an asshole. Truth is, you get a junkie who’s wasted all the time and moody and angry and trying to knock you around, you say, ‘OK, you go do that, and I’ll be over here.’”
David Spade, who’s quoted in The Last Days of Chris Farley, a book penned by Farley’s brother.
Excerpts from the book will run in the May issue of Playboy, which hits newsstands on Friday.
I love that Playboy scored the exclusive on this. Chris would have been proud.
April 2, 2008 at 1:27 am by Evil Beet
Ivanka’s friends are confirming that she’s split from her beau of one year, real estate heir/wunderkind Jared Kushner.
“It was mutual,” said a friend. “It’s a sad thing.”
Now Ivanka can get back to the business of pretending to run a department at Trump. And women can get back to not at all wanting to be her. And men can get back to thinking about how she does have great tits and they might be attracted to her if she weren’t so business-like and driven and intimidating.
April 2, 2008 at 1:11 am by Evil Beet
Yeah, he’s out.
Says Slash in a press release issued Tuesday:
“This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isnâ€™t 100% committed to either. Among other things, his increasingly erratic onstage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on.”
If this is an April Fool’s joke — and I don’t think it is — it’s a really stupid one.
Because, come on, you’d dump Scott Weiland, too. Heroin addicts are only cute for so long.
Velvet Revolver plans to replace Weiland with a new vocalist; they are not splitting up. Weiland will still be hitting the road with STP this summer.