3Georgia Rule Made $5.8M at the Box Office This Weekend

That’s right, Lindsay. You can kiss away your film career.

Herbie, Prairie Home Companion, Just My Luck, Bobby and now this. Audiences like to see your vagina these days, Linds, not your acting.

May 13, 2007 at 11:56 pm by Evil Beet

0Links Links Links

Denise Richards says she didn’t sleep with her best friend’s husband while they were married; she waited until a week or so after they were split up. Jesus, people are so quick to judge. [Celebrity Smack]

I love that Kim Kardashian is staring at her own tits on the red carpet. I told you guys she was going to be a big star. [Derek Hail]

Last summer, Lindsay Lohan was all about bikinis and Harry Morton. This summer, he’s been exchanged for British model Callum Best, but her relationship with the bikinis is ever-lasting. [The Blemish]

Molly Shannon is back on SNL, if only for one night. [popbytes]

A collection of pictures of celebs giving the finger to paparazzi. [Celeb Slam]

Joe Francis is going to jail forever. Yay! [Cele|bitchy]

Nicky Hilton is coping with the stress of her sister’s legal troubles by wearing Spandex. [Drunken Stepfather]

Sophia Bush, on the other hand, thinks the whole thing is really funny. [Glitterati]

T.R. Knight was shocked — shocked! — that some people thought maybe coming out of the closet wouldn’t be stellar for his career. And he plans to prove them wrong, by continuing to talk about it to every magazine that will listen. [POTP]

May 13, 2007 at 11:43 pm by Evil Beet

49Gettin’ a Little Too Old for This Shit

Ozzy Osbourne and Steven Tyler remind us why they used to be rock stars. Ozzy’s at the VH1 Rock Honors in Vegas, and Tyler’s at the Cove Atlantis opening. Rock and roll will never die, guys, but you will.

May 13, 2007 at 12:06 am by Evil Beet

0God Bless Our Advertisers, Part 225

Thank you, Paris Hilton.

May 12, 2007 at 8:28 pm by Evil Beet

14Tyra Banks Ain’t Fat

At the grand opening of The Cove Atlantis in the Bahamas. DJ Lohan on the mic, yo. You know, if I’m ever a DJ, I think I’m going to go by DJ Tanner.

May 12, 2007 at 8:24 pm by Evil Beet

46Kendra Wilkinson: Breaking Out?

Hef’s third-favorite girlfriend hosts at Pure Las Vegas last night. She sure is popping up everywhere these days — since when did Hef let his girlfriends travel alone so much? He’s known for keeping a very tight leash on them. Obviously the success of Girls Next Door — due in large part to Kendra’s personality — has given her some killer negotiating power. Her new contract must allow for things like this, and she’s doing a great job of building a Hef-free career for herself. Can’t wait for her first DUI!

May 12, 2007 at 12:59 pm by Evil Beet