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Kelly Carlson, Just Because I Have a Crush on Her

Kelly Carlson at Fox TCA Party, Pictures Pics Photos

I remember the first time I saw this chick on Nip/Tuck, I was like, “That has to be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen,” and, with that, Kelly Carlson quickly kicked Keira Knightley out of that spot in my book. She doesn’t have the exotic, angular look that I usually go for in girls (I love you Jaslene, but please eat), but she’s so classically beautiful I think I’d totally have to sleep with her.

Anyway, she was at the Fox TCA party in Santa Monica, along with other assorted members of the casts of Nip/Tuck and House, including Joely Richardson, who I love but who decided to wear her very best toad costume to this event. And does someone want to help me do the count-down to when Lauren Ambrose and Parker Posey find themselves in some manner of on-camera love scene? Because it can’t be too long in coming, right?

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Well Look Who’s Still Employable

Lindsay Lohan in Dance Rehearsals for Dare to Love Me Pics Pictures Photos

Lindsay Lohan and the invited group of photographers showed up at a Palisades dance studio on Monday while Lindsay rehearsed some dance moves for her upcoming role in the film Dare to Love Me. Production was just canceled on LiLo’s most recent film, Poor Things, but it looks like she’ll have yet another chance to prove that she can make a movie that won’t flop.

I’m telling you people, this girl’s staying sober. You can talk all the shit you want in the comments, but I think she’s sober right now. Look at her. She looks genuinely happy. She never smiled like that before. Who knows if she’ll be sober in a month, but, right now, I think she is.

Oh, and there’s totally a little nipple action beneath the white outfit, for those of you who get off on that stuff.

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Big Thick Headbands Are Cool, Ya’ll

Britney Spears Causes Mayhem on Robertson Pictures, Pics, Photos

I like how Britney Spears’ awful extensions are sure to spur a trend of these really thick headbands. Look, she’s already got her newest BFF sporting the damn things. And that girl’s hair is real. But all of a sudden everyone has to wear thick-ass headbands so Britney can hide her gross extensions without looking like the only one on Robertson Blvd who felt the need to put on three headbands this morning.

Britney Spears Causes Frenzy on Robertson, Pics Pictures Photos

Britney Spears Is Not an Addict

Britney Spears Has Disastrous Photo Shoot with OK! Magazine

Really, ya’ll. She doesn’t have a problem. It’s just that during her recent photo shoot with OK! magazine, her eyes were rolling back in her head, probably as a result of her frequent bathroom trips, and execs are currently wringing their hands trying to figure out what to do about the awful pics.

According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we’re told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.

You’re not hallucinating, Brit. In a figurative sense, the ceiling is about to cave in on you.

And it just gets better!

We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We’re told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci
dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease
. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) — a Chanel dress to clean it up! How trashtastic! As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup. No wonder she always looks so fantastic!

Apparently even her cousin/BFF Alli has abandoned her, deciding Britney’s antics were just too much to deal with. Even her enablers are tired of enabling her!

But, just so you know, Britney absolutely, positively does not have a problem with drugs and alcohol.

The Price is Right Has a New Host

Drew Carey is the New Host of The Price Is Right, Announced on David Letterman

Drew Carey announced tonight on David Letterman that he would take over the spot Bob Barker left empty in June.

“I actually had lunch with an AP reporter today, we had a big, long lunch,” Carey said. “I couldn’t tell him anything because we were negotiating the deal. And they approached me right after the pilot for ‘Power of 10,’ and they called me, I said, ‘No.’ Then they called me a month later, they said, ‘What if we really’ — they called my agent: ‘What if we really go after Drew.’ This is like a month later after I did the pilot for ‘Power of 10’ and I said, ‘Well, what does that mean?’ and he said, ‘Well, you know, I mean, maybe this kind of money.’ I go, ‘What kind of schedule?’ He said, ‘I don’t know,’ so I met with them and stuff and we’ve been negotiating ever since. Couldn’t say anything, but during your ‘Harry Potter’ bit — honestly it was like 15 minutes ago — they called me. It’s a done deal. I’m the new host of ‘The Price Is Right.’”

“Well, history says that this will be a nice long career for you as the host of ‘The Price is Right,’” Letterman commented. Carey said, “It’s fun doing a show for years and years, isn’t it?” and Letterman concurred.

I wonder if Drew will be reminding us to get our pets spayed and neutered, too. It just won’t seem like the same show without that.