American Idol veteran Kimberly Caldwell belts out one of her latest songs at the 2007 Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant (the largest spokesmodel competition in America).
Singing at the Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant!!!
That’s kind of like being famous.
In fact, this one time, my friend Katie and I got really drunk and climbed up on stage with the band at Lighthouse on the Hermosa Pier on St. Patty’s Day and ended up sticking around for all three of their sets. People told us the next day that we were fabulous … ly wasted. But you don’t see us sending out press releases about it. I’m just saying.
Anyway, her PR agency had the courtesy to send me the Biggest. Photo. Ever. of her at this event, so, after the jump, Kimberly Caldwell’s tonsils!
Listen up, guys. You think she’s getting wet, but she’s really just oozing puss.
Just when Jessica Sierra thought that facing eleven years in prison was the worst news of the week, the “American Idol” finalist learned that a major porn company has obtained a sex tape featuring Jess — and they’re preparing to distribute it.
This ultra-classy cigarette-in-the-bathtub shot is from the tape. If someone can track down the uncensored version, I’d love you forever.
Please, guys. They’re cute in photographs. They’re cute when they’re trying to work a computer. And I bet they’re cute naked (Hef?). But, please, people, no one give the Olly Girls a hosting gig ever again.