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10He Still Has That Moustache!!!

John Travolta seems intent on continuing to look like a ’70s gay porn star.

Why?

I was watching an HBO documentary on the adult film industry last night. They had candid interviews with a bunch of porn stars. One of the male porn stars was complaining about how men in the industry are paid much less than the women. He was like “I like to compare it to the way we pay teachers so little in this country — far less than what they’re worth.” I actually laughed out loud. I mean, seriously, in the long run, who’s really teaching our nation’s children what they need to learn in this life? The porn stars, people. The porn stars. Maybe John Travolta’s wearing that moustache in solidarity with the grossly underpaid male porn stars of America.

June 7, 2008 at 1:00 am by Evil Beet
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11I’m So Country, Ya’ll!!!

Jessica Simpson signs autographs for fans at the CMA Music Festival in Nashville.

If this doesn’t work out, she’s gonna try rap.

June 7, 2008 at 12:48 am by Evil Beet
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14Awwwwww

It’s like Prince Harry gets hotter every day. He totally passed up Wills in the hotness department a year ago. Wills must be sad. But, then again, Wills gets to be king one day and Harry doesn’t. So it all comes out in the wash, I suppose.

And add a baby into the Harry Hotness mix?

OMG.

Love it.

June 6, 2008 at 2:25 pm by Evil Beet
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93Where the Hell Does Disney Find All These Damn Virgins???

Seriously it’s like they’re holding casting calls exclusively in fundamentalist churches in middle America.

I’m just waiting for one of these teenage Disney stars to go on the record all like, “Yeah, dude, I plan to have sex before marriage. It’s normal and healthy. I’ll use protection and I’ll choose my partners carefully, but, yeah. I’m totally gonna be getting laid.”

Instead, 15-year-old Selena Gomez, heralded as the next Miley Cyrus, has announced that she’s going to save herself for marriage.

“I said, ‘Dad, I want a promise ring.’ He went to the church and got it blessed. He actually used me as an example for other kids. I’m going to keep my promise to myself, to my family and to God.”

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

June 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm by Evil Beet
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6Fun with Advertising

EB reader Anna sends in this screenshot with the following note:

“check out the ad in relation to the picture”

AHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

GENIUS!

June 6, 2008 at 1:13 pm by Evil Beet
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6Baby Bump!

The fabulous and funny Amy Poehler shows off her baby bump at the Fresh Air Fund Salute To American Heroes in NYC.

HOT MAMA!

June 6, 2008 at 11:59 am by Evil Beet
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