Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s on TRL!

Shar Jackson, Winner of Celebrity Rap Superstar, Performs on TRL, Pictures, Photos

It’s Shar Jackson, the winner of Celebrity Rap Superstar, performing on TRL.

Getting dumped for Britney Spears was the best thing that ever happened to this girl.

She looks great and she sounds great. She still has custody of her children. We haven’t got a single crotch shot of her.

I love this girl.

The story ain’t ever over ’til it’s over, kids.

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Fun with YouTube: Jordin Sparks “Tattoo”
























If you hadn’t noticed, it’s a really slow news day.

So I’ve been jamming out to the catchy new Jordin Sparks single, Tattoo, and absolutely loving it, so I decided to check YouTube to see if she’d done a video for it.

She hasn’t, but everyone else on the planet has. Some are better than others. So I’ve created this fine selection of different renditions of “Tattoo” for you all to enjoy.

Also, I can’t figure out how to make all the little videos appear in a horizontal line. If anyone out there is a WordPress/YouTube guru and wants to send over a tip, I’m just an email away at evilbeet@gmail.com.

Got it! Thanks Moshu!

There’s a Part of Me That Wants to Give Britney Shit About Eating Ice Cream

Britney Spears Wears Uggs and Eats Ice Cream from Cold Stone Creamery, Pictures, Photos

But you know what?

Her weight is the least of her problems right now.

Those extensions should be #1 on her list of “Things to Fix.”

Second, the drug and alcohol problem.

And then, if she has time, getting further custody of her children.

But let’s take care of 1 and 2 first. It’s in the children’s best interest. No one wants the Mommy with the awful extensions and the drug problem.

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Pink’s Marriage on the Rocks?

Pink May Be Getting a Divorce from Carey Hart

From the NY Daily News:

Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink’s marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!” Stupid girl, indeed.

Look, girls, repeat after me:

I am not okay with the man I love having sex with other women. I am not demonstrating my love for him by allowing him to sleep with other women. I am simply demonstrating my disrespect for myself, and this is unattractive.

Chicks are so stupid.