Today's Evil Beet Gossip
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Gag Me with a Spoon

No. Scratch that. Gag me with Brad Pitt’s penis. Brad and Angelina remind us all why they’re happier than you at the SAG awards on Sunday.

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I’m Back, Motherfuckers!!!

First off, a huge shout-out to Lars and T for holding down the fort while I was away on vacation. But I’m back now, and I’m better than ever, baby!!! A few items of business: 1)...

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NKOTB Had a Bunch of Hits

EvilT may be done with y’all but I still gots a few posts left in me. I come this evening to deliver a message from on high; like a whisper on the wind the day we’ve all hoped...

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And I Link Off

Thanks for letting me step in and mildly entertain you this week. I missed all of you. Thankfully staying away from Justin Guarini means you stay away from hate mail… So in hopes that...

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It’s Official

This is the worst TV show ever. It can’t get lower than this. Enjoy the absolute nadir of our culture: Fox Reality presents: Battle of the Bods!

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Nine Minutes of Mary-Kate

TMZ.com is reporting that the masseuse who found Heath made four calls to Mary-Kate Olsen before calling 911. The total time elapsed between the first call and her actually calling someone...