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There’s a Part of Me That Wants to Give Britney Shit About Eating Ice Cream

Britney Spears Wears Uggs and Eats Ice Cream from Cold Stone Creamery, Pictures, Photos

But you know what?

Her weight is the least of her problems right now.

Those extensions should be #1 on her list of “Things to Fix.”

Second, the drug and alcohol problem.

And then, if she has time, getting further custody of her children.

But let’s take care of 1 and 2 first. It’s in the children’s best interest. No one wants the Mommy with the awful extensions and the drug problem.

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Pink’s Marriage on the Rocks?

Pink May Be Getting a Divorce from Carey Hart

From the NY Daily News:

Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink’s marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!” Stupid girl, indeed.

Look, girls, repeat after me:

I am not okay with the man I love having sex with other women. I am not demonstrating my love for him by allowing him to sleep with other women. I am simply demonstrating my disrespect for myself, and this is unattractive.

Chicks are so stupid.

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Rumer Willis holding hands … with Daddy? [A Socialite's Life]

A preggers JLo and Marc Anthony rock LA. [popbytes]

The Malibu fire threatens to destroy a bunch of celeb homes. [Celebslam ]

Tara Reid hospitalized for liver damage? It’s about time! [Cele|bitchy]

Britney dances with a cigarette as Malibu burns. [Ninja Dude]

Happy birthday, Kim Kardashian? How’s about you dress slutty for the occasion? [Celebrity Smack]

Vanessa Williams and Vince Vaughn? Ewww. [Gabby Babble]

God save us all. Paris Hilton wants to be cryogenically frozen after she dies. [Agent Bedhead]

Hey ladies! Now you too can pee standing up! [Jezebel]

Quotables

Rachel Bilson and Kristen Bell, Shoes at Saks Fifth Avenue Christian Louboutin bash

“We realized we were wearing the same shoes! I did a one-two switcheroo and put on my other favorite pair!”

Rachel Bilson, who showed up at a Christian Louboutin bash in LA wearing the same pair of shoes as Kristen Bell. She changed into the red pumps shown above.

Phew!