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27Allegra Versace: Still Anorexic? Or Just Standing Next to Janet Jackson?

Did that cross a line?

Eh, probably.

June 23, 2008 at 1:03 pm by Evil Beet

11Kate and Lance Have Sexy Time

PDA alert!

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong suck face on an LA tennis court.

June 23, 2008 at 12:27 pm by Evil Beet

36Get Ready to Laugh

This Celine Dion/Anastacia cover of AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long” has been voted the worst cover of all time by Total Guitar magazine.

Meredith Brooks accompanies on guitar.

I really wish Celine would try this as a ballad. That’s about the only way it could be funnier.

June 23, 2008 at 12:05 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Anastacia, Celine Dion

14Disney’s Got Another Hit on Their Hands

Camp Rock averaged 8.9 million viewers during its Friday premiere — an even bigger “opening” than the original HSM.

And, with that, we welcome with open arms the beautiful, talented and hopefully rehab-bound Demi Lovato to the future ranks of Tabloid Covers Disney Created.

Congratulations, Demi. Let me buy you a drink.

June 23, 2008 at 2:59 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Demi Lovato

13Give It Up, Donald

Donald Trump is back to pulling strings at the NY Post to try to get people to care about the next edition of Celebrity Apprentice, which no one cares about. I can’t even believe that shit is still on the air. I swear the last time I gave a shit about The Apprentice was at some point during the Vietnam War.

Anyway, Donald’s planted this item:

HEATHER Mills was able to extract $50 million from her marriage to Paul McCartney, but how will she fare on “Celebrity Apprentice”? Producers have asked the one-legged former pinup to become a contestant on the NBC show’s next season, says an insider. “Donald [Trump] really likes her, so he was into the idea,” said our source. “But I don’t think she wants to do the show full time, so she may just appear as a surprise guest on an episode to run one of the tasks. She’s figuring it all out.” It would be convenient for Mills, who just bought a $5 million apartment in the Village

When are they just going to pull the plug on this nonsense? And who the hell cares if Heather Mills is on Celebrity Apprentice? The only reason we cared that she was on Dancing with the Stars is that we wanted to see how she’d dance around with that fake leg.

June 23, 2008 at 2:46 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

42What Happened Here?

It looks like Father Time took Molly Ringwald out to the shed and raped her.

Seriously what the fuck happened here?

It’s like her lips couldn’t take any more Botox so they just started injecting it into her chin. All twenty vials.

Here’s Molly at the Dr. Frank Ryan Bony Pony Ranch Foundation fundraiser in LA. When I first heard the name of the charity, I was like “That’s a rather insensitive name for an eating disorder treatment center, don’t you think?”

But, no, it’s a camp for underprivileged kids. So that’s good, at least.

June 23, 2008 at 2:33 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Molly Ringwald