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13Your Daily Paris

Paris Hilton at Crystal Nightclub in London, Pictures, PHotos

Here’s Paris chillin’ at Crystal nightclub in London with Benji.

It’s weird: her legs seem to be gaining weight, and her arms seem to be losing weight. I can’t figure it out.

I want to know the trick where my stomach, legs and arms lose weight, but my breasts gain weight. Can someone teach me that?

April 17, 2008 at 10:43 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Paris Hilton

10Bling Bling!


Here are the first shots of the maybe-preggers Ashlee Simpson rocking the engagement ring she got from Pete Wentz.

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I’m gonna expect when I get engaged. Which’ll be never.

Ashlee Simpson Engagement Ring

April 17, 2008 at 9:46 am by Evil Beet

44Would You Wear This Shirt?

Princess Diana T-shirt “She’s Dead Get Over It”

It’s been on sale for a week, and it’s causing quite the controversy.

Personally, I think it’s ridiculous and unnecessary. And this is coming from someone who calls herself the Evil Beet.

I mean, a few months after Titanic came out, this girl came to school wearing a shirt that said “The Ship Sunk. Get Over It.” And it was pretty much the funniest thing in the world.

This? Is not funny.

But it’s on sale for $49.95. Jesus! That’s a lot of money for a fucking t-shirt that isn’t even very witty.

I went to Target today to buy an alarm clock and, in typical Target style, left $330 later. It happens every time I go to Target. I need to start including “Target disaster” in my monthly budget. But, like, for $330, I left with like five bags full of shit. I got three dresses, two “sleepwear gowns” that I plan to wear as normal dresses, three pairs of shorts, a sweater, six polo shirts, two tank tops, a laundry bag, two pairs of underwear, a pair of shoes, scissors, eyebrow tweezers, pens, two notebooks, a blow-dryer, 18 clothes hangers and — you guessed it — an alarm clock.

And you’re telling me to spend $49.95 on your stupid t-shirt???

I think not.

April 16, 2008 at 10:41 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized



Courtney Love moved to London, but it looks like she failed to move back on the wagon.

Here’s Court leaving the Groucho club in London with Neil Fielding.

You just keep at it, sweetheart.

April 16, 2008 at 9:54 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Courtney Love

30Who Wore It Worse?


So, Mary-Kate Olsen and Leighton Meester chatted on the phone the night before the New Yorkers for Children charity ball, and Leighton was all like, “I bet I can look more ridiculous than you by putting my small, bra-less tits into a shapeless dress,” and Mary-Kate was all like, “I’ll take that bet, bitch.”

Who won?

You decide.

April 16, 2008 at 9:10 pm by Evil Beet

8Gwyneth Paltrow Manages to Be Annoying Even in Her Post-Partum Depression


OMG. This chick is soooo annoying.

I understand that post-partum depression is a very real and serious illness that affects women of all walks of life. I understand the importance of both diagnosing and treating it.

What I don’t understand is why Gwyneth Paltrow thinks her post-partum depression, with second child Moses, was the result of “scaling back on her usual pre-baby treatments like acupuncture.”


We’ve finally isolated the root of post-partum depression!


So if you’re one of those poor, tragic souls who can’t afford regular acupuncture treatment while simultaneously juggling the costs of pre-natal check-ups, sonograms, diapers, cribs, toys, baby food and your pre-existing children, you’re pretty much fucked. Sorry.

April 16, 2008 at 9:03 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Gwyneth Paltrow