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Jamie-Lynn Talks About Pregnancy, Casey

jamie_lynn_teen_vogue1.jpg The issue of OK! with the JLS interview is finally on stands. Here are some of the highlights. 1) First, she denies she is living with Casey Aldridge: Are you guys living together? No, I live with my mom. He lives with his parents. For now, that’s the best thing to do. We need to focus on the baby right now. 2) Casey is 18 years old, not 19. DMV records indicate he was born April 29, 1989. This means he is less than two years older than JLS, and as such will be clear of any statutory rape cla...

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Hilary Swank does the cover of Ladies' Home Journal. [popbytes ]

What are the Jolie-Pitt kids getting for Christmas? [INO]

Sacha Baron Cohen is putting Borat to rest. [MollyGood]

Chuck Baaaaaaaaaaaass!!!!!! [Celebslam]

No, JLH won't be doing Playboy anytime soon. [Ninja Dude]

Kristen Bell. Bikini. Go. [The Blemish]

Tara Reid's back in a bikini, too. [Drunken Stepfather]

Carlton's dating a porn star! [Celebitchy]

/>Hilary Swank does the cover of Ladies' Home Journal. [popbytes ] What are the Jolie-Pitt kids getting for Christmas? [INO] Sacha Baron Cohen is putting Borat to rest. [MollyGood] Chuck Baaaaaaaaaaaass!!!!!! [Celebslam] No, JLH won't be doing Playboy anytime soon. [Ninja Dude] Kristen Bell. Bikini. Go. [The Blemish] Tara Reid's back in a bikini, too. [Drunken Stepfather] Carlton's dating a porn star! [Celebitchy]...

So Where the Hell is Casey Aldridge?

jamie_lynn2.jpg It doesn't appear the Casey Aldridge is quite prepared yet to become the next Kevin Federline. I mean, what the hell would we call him? C-Ald? Case-dridge? No, no, no. None of it works. The media have descended on his tiny hometown of Gloster, Mississippi, but Casey has been nowhere to be found. "I don't think they are ready yet to sit down and talk to the media," his uncle, a pastor in Gloster, Miss., told The Associated Press by telephone Thursday. "They haven't gotten their head...

Soldiering Forward

Ashlee Simpson on TRL Oh, Ashlee. I know how upset you were when Jamie-Lynn Spears had the gall to announce her pregnancy just as you premiered your new video. Today's damn teenagers have no sense of how to share the media -- in my day, the middle schools had a mandatory week on scheduling your teenage pregnancy around external media events. I'm proud of you for being woman enough to continue forward with the promotional efforts. To reward your strength, I'm running these boring photos of you on TRL. Y...

Jon Stewart and Steve Colbert Are Going Back to Work

stewart_colbert.jpg On January 7, with the rest of the late-night crew. It seems Comedy Central put some pressure on them to do this, as they've released the following (hilarious) joint statement: "We would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like to express our ambivalence, but without our writers we are unable to express something as nuanced as ambivalence." Maybe they can't express ambivalence, but they can sure still be damn funny. The WGA's all pissed, of course, and rele...