Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Has Kate Bosworth moved on already? [Lainey Gossip]

Lindsay, Paris and Nicky went on a bender and there’s EVEN MORE PHOTOS SUPPORTING IT. [The Superficial]

Fantasia is pregnant with a baby from that dude she went to court over not sleeping with. [Bossip]

Jessica Alba rocks the hell out of pregnancy. [Starpulse]

What women can belch like a man? [LA Times]

The new Tron trailer: does it blow? [Pajiba]

Justin Bieber goes swimming in his boxers, hilarity ensues. [INFDaily]

Ryan Phillippe was present at the birth of the child that’s not his. Right. [Amy Grindhouse]

LMAO @ “Pugla Deen“. [The Frisky]

The best looking Lady Gaga‘s looked in awhile. [Celebuzz]

Kristen Stewart lands in London looking miserable. [Socialite Life]

Alec Baldwin and Jesse Eisenberg‘s new movie. Together. [Caught on Set]

Kellan Lutz pretends he was considered for the role of Edward Cullen. [Cele|bitchy]

Elizabeth Hurley on Gossip Girl. [ICYDK]

Britney Spears Niece Has Been Infected by the Fame Bug

Remember little Maddie Spears? The baby who allowed Jamie Lynn Spears to put a stop to her fledgling career? Well she’s stepping out herself, into the spotlight, and into people’s hearts nationwide. I guess. Some people are saying “Mah god, will these Spears women never learn their lessons?” and others are saying “Aww, how cute.”

And those cheers in the background after little Maddie sings her ditty? The loudest one is definitely that of Lynn Spears. You can practically hear the dollar signs in her eyes.

Selena Gomez Eats Nachos Poolside, Examines Her Boobs as They Fall Out of Her Bikini Top

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Isn’t this what we all do at the pool, ladies? Consume *bad, bad food and check out our areolas? I know that’s what I do when I spend the day swimming. But maybe we’re wrong about the boob-checking thing – maybe she’s just looking for lost chip fragments. I know those bitches are sharp when you roll over on them, and she’s probably just saving herself the pain and embarrassment of waking up after her sun nap with crunched-up, half-eaten tortillas all over her chest.

*I don’t see the nachos either, but that’s what the news agency is saying. Maybe she’d already eaten them by this point, I just don’t know.