Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hey Look It’s Mars!

Yay, Mars! I guess they think that polygonal area on the ground is evidence of the presence of ice at some point in time. And when there’s ice, there’s water. And when...

Holy Shit We’re on Mars

Congrats to the folks at JPL, NASA, Lockheed Martin and a host of universities, who successfully landed a probe near the Arctic Circle on Mars for the first time ever on Sunday evening. The...

Hangin’ in There!

Patrick Swayze and his wife, Lisa, took in a Lakers game this weekend. The star has been battling pancreatic cancer, so it’s great to see him out and about! We’re praying for a...

Look Who Has Hair!

The formerly pixie-cut starlet shows off her new extensions at Christian Audigier’s 50th birthday party. Also there: Britney Spears, who declined to walk the red carpet, but hung out...