I thought long and hard before writing this article, because the Film.com office is staffed almost entirely by fervent Jenna Fischer admirers, and I like my job a lot, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.
And in this case, it’s calling Jenna Fischer out for looking like crap on the red carpet.
I like you, Jenna. I do. But, woman to woman, this look does not work. And you’re single now, so you have to be looking good!!!
(I know, I know. I bought my one-way ticket to feminist hell long ago. I’ve made my peace with it.)
I mean, forget about the Girl Next Door; Jenna looks like the Housewife Next Door. And not MILF-style, either. That dress was a horrible choice for her complexion — and speaking of complexion, have you ever heard of a tanning salon, Jenna? They’re open even in winter. And if you’re going to wear that awful drape of a dress, you cannot wear dark red nail polish.
And I’m trying to figure out in what decade that hair would have been appropriate, and the answer is never. The decade of never, Jenna.
Plus she looks absolutely miserable to be there.
Please don’t fire me. :)
Angela Kinsey from The Office — who recently announced her pregnancy — was rocking the baby bump at the LA premiere of Walk Hard.
How beautiful does she look???
Sacha Baron Cohen makes a rare out-of-character appearance at the press conference for Sweeney Todd.
He’s a cutie!!!
I know he’s not gorgeous in the traditional Brad Pitt sense, but there’s something absolutely adorable about him. Then again, I’m a total sucker for tall, geeky Jewish guys. What can I say? Isla Fisher is a very lucky girl.
Which celebrity was having lunch with La Lohan in WeHo on Wednesday?
Hint: It’s well-known he’s been sober a long time. Exactly the kind of friend Lindsay needs right now.
Answer is after the jump.
Emma Bunton was walking with crutches and had to be helped up the stairs to “Air Spice” as the Spice Girls departed LAX on Wednesday night.
I wonder if this is going to impact the tour.
We need our Baby Spice!
Image via WENN
Scott Weiland was formally charged today with driving under the influence of drugs and refusing a chemical test that is required by law.
Weiland faces a “maximum penalty of one year county jail and a $1,000 fine, and a minimum penalty eight days in jail,” in light of his prior conviction and refusal to take a drug test,” Los Angeles City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said in a statement.
Scott will be in court tomorrow for the arraignment.
Old alcoholic rockers getting DUIs is so boring.
How long until Miley Cyrus gets her drivers license?