Isn’t this what we all do at the pool, ladies? Consume *bad, bad food and check out our areolas? I know that’s what I do when I spend the day swimming. But maybe we’re wrong about the boob-checking thing – maybe she’s just looking for lost chip fragments. I know those bitches are sharp when you roll over on them, and she’s probably just saving herself the pain and embarrassment of waking up after her sun nap with crunched-up, half-eaten tortillas all over her chest.
*I don’t see the nachos either, but that’s what the news agency is saying. Maybe she’d already eaten them by this point, I just don’t know.