Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Deep Thoughts by Paris Hilton


“Shanghai looks like the future!”

Paris Hilton comments on the Asian megalopolis
, which she visited to attend the MTV Style Awards.

Why is Paris always in Asia all of a sudden? Is she realizing that Americans are getting sick of her and she may have to find a new pond to pollute with her herpes?

I mean, has she done any real charity work since her jail stay? You’d think that if she has time to flit off to Shanghai for some style awards, she’d have time to open some manner of school for poor children in the outer reaches of China. Or at least cut a check to them? Seriously, Paris, you could do it on the plane. You only have to write a few words on a check, and most of them can be sounded out quite easily.

Whatever. I’m just glad she hasn’t been hanging out with Adrian Grenier lately. He’s mine, bitch.

Perez Didn’t Have a Very Happy Thanksgiving


On Wednesday, a judge tossed out Perez Hilton’s unfair competition lawsuit against X17, ruling that Hilton has no standing to intervene on behalf of the photographers who do work for the company.

Basically, when X17 sued Perez for copyright violation, he struck back with a (retaliatory) lawsuit alleging that X17 used unfair labor and wage practices. Unfortunately, you kind of have to have been an employee to do that.

“It’s definitely clear there is no love fest between the two parties,” L.A. Superior Court Judge Teresa Sanchez-Gordon said, also denying Hilton attorney Gregory Doll’s last-minute request to amend the complaint.

The lawsuit X17 filed against Perez is still pending in federal court.



For those of you who are Americans: Happy Thanksgiving!

For those of you who are not Americans: Happy November 22, and have fun at work, suckers!

I’ll be around on and off today, but mostly I’m going to try to conserve my energy in order to endure spending time with my friends and family. :) I’ll be back on Friday.

And, to reiterate, you readers are among the things for which I am most grateful this holiday season. Thank you all for reading.



“Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good. Because people are very snobby. These people who have lots of money, they’re either snobby or they’re stingy. If you have lots of money, you have to be stingy — because why would you want that amount of money? … If you look at every single person in the history of the world who has tried to make a difference, you’ll find a very long section of their lives where they were treated horrifically by the government or by the media.”

Heather Mills.

Yeah, seriously, Heather, why would anyone want to have a lot of money? I mean, why would anyone do anything so stressful as a years-long divorce battle in the courts and the media just to have tons of money? That would be insane. Unimaginable.

Everyone’s Pregnant! Congrats to Angela Kinsey from The Office!

Angela Kinsey from The Office Is Pregnant

I wonder how they’re going to handle this on the show. If Angela’s pregnant, who’s the father? Dwight? Andy? Will it even matter, due to the writers’ strike? Perfect timing, Ang!

“She and her husband are very excited,” the 36-year-old’s rep confirms to

The actress is due in May.

Kinsey, who plays uptight Angela Martin on the NBC show, and her husband, TV writer Warren Lieberstein, don’t know the sex yet.

A source tells Us, “She’s been trying for a long time.”