Fuck, I knew I liked this girl.
Lily Allen tells Rolling Stone that she was kicked out of school for being a little tramp.
“I was doing things with boys that I shouldn’t have been doing at such a young age,” she says. “I was doing blow-jobs … I don’t want to go into it. It was not good.”
When asked how her parents felt about her being kicked out school for sucking cock, Lily’s all like, “They didn’t care … They’re products of the 60s, they’re bang up for a bit of that.” I don’t know what that means in American English, but I like it.
It’s funny that Lily got kicked out of school in the U.K. for giving blow jobs. Here in the U.S., we give those girls hosting contracts.
May 29, 2007 at 11:16 am by Evil Beet
Remember back in March when Bunim-Murray was all like, “Hey, we want really talented and driven and socially aware individuals for the upcoming season of The Real World“? Yeah. I guess that proved to be a bit of a challenge, so instead they’re settling for anyone smart enough to have a great body, a video camera, and limited dignity.
Bunim-Murray is letting viewers choose the next Real World cast, based on a series of videos people can submit to their website, RealWorldCasting.com. Check it out. It’s kind of addictive to watch everyone’s videos. Hell, you can even submit yourself.
May 29, 2007 at 11:09 am by Evil Beet
TMZ has confirmed that Miss Lohan is, in fact, back in rehab, at Promises Malibu, as InTouch reported yesterday. She checked in on Monday, after being driven there by her lawyer (really? Where was her family?). She’ll be in an in-patient program there — hopefully for at least 30 days.
We wish you all the best, Lindsay.
May 29, 2007 at 11:02 am by Evil Beet
I think the Miss USA title is cursed. I mean, Rachel Smith certainly isn’t out getting high and making out with chicks, Tara Conner-style, but I’ll bet she needed a stiff drink after Monday night’s little snafu. Talk about your worst nightmare.
Miss Japan, Riyo Mori, took the Miss Universe crown.
If nothing else, Rachel, your little fall compelled our little blog to cover this pageant, which otherwise would have flown way, way beneath our radar. You’ve really done the pageant a great service, sweetheart.
May 29, 2007 at 12:02 am by Evil Beet
InTouch Weekly is reporting that Lindsers checked into Britney’s alma mater, Promises Malibu, on Monday afternoon. “She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do,” a close friend tells the magazine. “She is going willingly.”
I dunno, I’m pretty sure our friends at X17 or Splash or Flynet would have had photogs camped out in front of Promises as soon as the most recent pics of Lindsay puking at 4 am hit the Internet. And if any of them has those pics, they haven’t posted them yet. I’ll believe it when I see the pictures, people!!!
I’ll be glad if she’s gone back to rehab, but I’m sticking to my guns on this one: bitch needs to get out of LA. Malibu is still LA. Go to a rehab in Arizona, Linds, or Utah or New Mexico or something. Just get out of LA.
May 28, 2007 at 11:52 pm by Evil Beet
All you fans out there should get a kick out of this.