I’m just saying.
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After posting a $150,000 bond for his bail, OJ Simpson returned home to Miami this morning.
As Simpson flew home to the Miami area, US Airways emptied a plane so he could board first …
Simpson sat in an aisle seat in economy class. Passengers who boarded behind him took pictures with cell phones and cameras. He nodded and smiled as they passed.
With his attorney across the aisle and his girlfriend against his shoulder, Simpson slept from Las Vegas to South Florida. When the plane touched down, he hugged [his attorney].
Oh, O.J. You’re totally going to jail this time.
From Page Six:
MTV doesn’t want the new CW series “Gossip Girl” to overshadow its own gossipy reality show, “The Hills.” MTV wasn’t thrilled when “Hills” stars Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port RSVP’d to go to the “Gossip Girl” premiere event at Tenjune the other night. An insider said, “MTV saw their names on the tip sheet and didn’t want their stars promoting a competing show.” The “Hills” girls, who hosted an event for the musical “Legally Blonde” instead, hung out later with the “Gossip Girl” cast at Marquee. A rep for MTV said, “The girls’ hosting duties were on their schedule for weeks.”
So did anyone watch Gossip Girl last night? How was it?
Now that the Jolie-Pitts have enrolled their eldest in a ridiculously ritzy school on the Upper East Side — and refuse to have nannies take him to and from — the paparazzi know exactly where they can find these folks, day in and day out.
I do think it’s funny, though, how they go as a couple to pick him up, creating a paparazzi frenzy. I mean, really, guys, would it be all that big a deal to send a nanny in to get him? Or just have one of his teachers bring him out to the tinted-windowed car? Because Maddox Jolie-Pitt — not to mention the rest of his class — is going to have the most twisted idea about what school is. Okay, okay. When your elementary school costs $20K/year, you’re definitely going to have a twisted idea about what school is. But when your walk to and from school is basically the Oscars red carpet minus Joan Rivers? By the time he’s in third grade, Mad’s going to have to start taking a publicist with him to school to tell him which reporters to talk to and remind him who he’s wearing and who did his backpack. Giuliana DePandi’s gonna be all like, “I’m loving your JanSport. We’re really seeing that come back this season.” This kid’s spelling tests are going to run on Page Six. The entire staff of the Post is going to have to learn how to speak elementary French so they can weigh in on his book reports. I’m so excited.