Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Victoria Silvestedt Needs More Blush Like She Needs That Final T in Her Name

Victoria Silvestedt at 2007 Cipriani Wall Street Concert Series Presents Lenny Kravitz, Pictures, Photos

Hey, Victoria, where are your cheeks?

I still can’t see them!

Can you just point them out to me? They’re not really, ya know, delineated. Maybe if you put something on them? Like bright pink powder. Real heavy. All over the entire side of your face. Maybe then I could figure out where your cheeks were.

Oh, that’s better. I can see them.

Okay, I’m going to start hunting for your lips now.

Angelina Jolie Should Eat

Angelina Jolie at International Women’s Media Foundation’s Courage in Journalism awards, Pictures, Photos

The remains of Mrs. Brad Pitt showed up at the International Women’s Media Foundation’s Courage in Journalism awards in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.

Angie, honey, I promise you can sufficiently appreciate the plight of the starving Africans without actually emulating their lifestyle.

Eat, dear.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggg!!!!

Meg Ryan at  IWMF Courage in Journalism Awards, Pictures, Photos

We do not see enough of Meg Ryan.

How adorable is she?

I love love LOVE the long hair. She looks GREAT!

I remember in middle school someone told me that if you want to know if you should date a guy, you ask him if he’d rather date Drew Barrymore or Meg Ryan. If he says Meg Ryan, he’s a keeper. If he says Drew Barrymore, ditch him. Shows you how long ago my ass went to middle school. That was when Drew Barrymore was still all strung out and flashing Dave Letterman, and Meg Ryan hadn’t yet ran away from her husband and into Russell Crowe’s arms. But that always stuck with me. Good guys like Meg Ryan.

Anyway. She’s still so cute!

At the International Women’s Media Foundation Courage in Journalism awards.

Jenna Jameson Won’t Pee with You

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Taking random dudes’ cocks all up in you?

No big deal.

Peeing with the commoners?

For shame!

Sure, she’ll have sex on camera without batting an eye, but Jenna Jameson won’t use a bathroom in front of others. While boxing legend Lennox Lewis gave training tips to Jameson’s boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, at Room Service, the porn star asked to be escorted by security to a private restroom. Later, Jameson dirty-danced for Ortiz before they shared a passionate kiss.

Maybe her vagina’s just so fucked up these days that she has to use a catheter.

Some Evening Links

Paris Hilton hits up some Russian fashion shows. [Daily Stab]

Mario Lopez in a Speedo. [Holy Candy]

Is JLo’s record company going to dump her for spending more than she earns? [DListed]

Pete Wentz: Fall Down Boy. [SOW ]

Nip/Tuck Season 3 premiere tonight … I knew MK would be all over this. [popbytes]

More pics of Unfitney out partying last night. [Warship]

Gwen Stefani helps out the San Diego fire victims. [Gabsmash]

Vince Vaughn weighs in on Santa Claus. Man, it’s almost that season already, isn’t it? [The Blemish]

Kelly Osbourne’s boobs + Naomi Campbell’s face? [CityRag]