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10I ::Heart:: Christina Ricci’s Outfit

Christina Ricci at Toyota Long Beach Grand Prix, Pictures, Photos

It’s really hard to pull of the whole tight black skirt with a tank top thing, but this is how you do it.

She looks gorgeous.

She’s at the Toyota Long Beach Grand Prix promoting Speed Racer. And there’s pretty much only one way to force me not to see a movie with Christina Ricci in it, and that’s to make the movie about racecars. Done and done.

April 19, 2008 at 10:37 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Christina Ricci

6Happy Passover, Yo

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I’m going to spend the weekend doing Jew stuff.

Chag sameach!

Check in with you guys later.

xoxo,
Beet

April 19, 2008 at 11:13 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

17Undercover Mother

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Here’s Nicole Richie wandering through Midtown Manhattan. She’d be totally unrecognizable, except for the fact that no one else on the planet wears sunglasses that absurdly large. Like, seriously, Geordi La Forge is somewhere like, “Man, those glasses look ridiculous.”*

Where’s the baby, Nicole???

*Yeah, I made a Star Trek joke. What’re you gonna do about it?

April 18, 2008 at 2:27 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Nicole Richie

12Like Mother, Like Daughter

Lisa Bonet and Zoe Kravitz Nipples, Pictures, Photos

Left: Lisa Bonet, in 1987′s Angel Heart.

Right: Zoe Kravitz, in NYC on Thursday.

Brilliant.

April 18, 2008 at 1:33 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Lisa Bonet, Zoe Kravitz

35I WILL NEVER GET BORED OF CHRIS CROCKER!

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Never, never, never, never, never!!

You know why I love Chris Crocker?

Because Chris Crocker is a self-made man.

No one came to his high school and offered him a part in a reality TV show. No, no. He did this all by himself. All by his crazy, dramatic, fame-whoring self. Nobody helped him. And that is what Hollywood is supposed to be made of.

And seriously the photo of him hanging out of a truck window massaging his nipples is probably the hardest I’ve laughed all week. I’d like to say I’ve never done the same thing, but I can at least say I’ve never done the same thing for a professional photographer. Just whoever happened to be on that tour bus passing by.

April 18, 2008 at 12:44 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Chris Crocker

6Christina Ricci: NOT the Face of Louis Vuitton

Christina Ricci Smoking a Cigarette, Pictures, Photos

Heh. A reporter from Interview magazine made the mistake of asking Christina Ricci how she liked being the face of Louis Vuitton.

Her response?

“Well, I’m not anymore. I was one of four actresses that they used in a campaign once and it was really fun. I liked it. I would like to be the face of Louis Vuitton. I am not, however. You know who is? Scarlett Johansson is the face of Louis Vuitton. Wrong interview.”

Ouch.

This is why it’s nice to be a blogger and not a real reporter. I don’t ever have the opportunity to say really dumb shit like that directly to celebs.

April 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Christina Ricci