God, Paris Hilton sucks so much.
On her way to a photo shoot this weekend, Paris decided she wanted to have a puppy in the shoot with her, so that it would look “cuter.”
She waltzed into The Puppy Store on Melrose and tried to buy a Yorkie. An employee there refused her, saying it was “clearly an impulse buy.” Paris went ballistic. “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’” says a spy.
If you wanted a puppy in the shoot with you, Paris, you should have taken one of the 8000 dogs you’re already neglecting at home.
June 17, 2008 at 1:19 am by Evil Beet
Diane Keaton hits the streets of Beverly Hills with her daughter, Dexter, whom she adopted in 1996. Diane also has a son, Duke, whom she adopted in 2001.
[Image via Splash]
June 17, 2008 at 12:46 am by Evil Beet
Ashley Olsen and her boyfriend Justin Bartha both attended a screening of Trumbo in NYC last night, but they were careful to leave separately and not pose together on the red carpet.
Stupid stars protecting their stupid personal lives. I want photos!!!
Ashley’s still looking awesome, though, and the timing of her new look coincides with the beginning of her relationship with Justin. Whatever he’s doing for her, it’s a good thing!
June 17, 2008 at 12:39 am by Evil Beet
Kelly Ripa has it all.
The hot husband who’s stuck by her forever, adorable kiddos, a lucrative job she loves, a great sense of humor, perfect arms and fabulous clothes.
I so want to be Kelly Ripa. I’ve idolized her forever. Her life just always seems so perfect to me. Sometimes I pretend that she’s secretly my big sister and she will mentor me so that my life can be just like hers.
At the Jorge Posada Foundation Heroes of Hope Gala in NYC.
June 17, 2008 at 12:33 am by Evil Beet
I don’t even know why. I can’t think of a single thing she’s done to bother me. At least with someone like Mandy Moore I can be like “You know what? She’s really self-congratulatory and holier-than-thou and fucking annoying in interviews.” I can’t even say that about Anne.
I think it’s a combination of two things: her fucking enormous mouth and her refusal to tan. I mean, she lives in Los Angeles. I’m not saying everybody needs to fake-bake all the time, but it’s like she’s actively avoiding getting any sun whatsoever. I think that seems prissy to me, and prissy annoys me. And her mouth isn’t at all her fault, but it bothers me. It’s so big.
Here’s Anne, annoying me, at the premiere of Get Smart.
June 17, 2008 at 12:26 am by Evil Beet
Abigail Breslin recently told the LA Times that she — gasp! — didn’t cut her hair to play a short-haired girl in Kit Kittredge: An American Girl. Rather, she donned a short-haired wig.
“I really don’t know if I could handle having my own hair really short, but wearing the wig was fun. It didn’t really feel that different but felt like I was wearing a hat. But I’d never do that to my real hair, because I like putting it in a ponytail. I really don’t like short hair.”
The nerve! Silly Abigail, now no one’s going to take you seriously as an actress. You know what you should do? Sign on to a film where you’ll get raped on screen. That’s what the real pre-teen actresses do.
And I really don’t know why I so enjoy pitting Abigail Breslin against Dakota Fanning. It’s probably pretty cruel and immature of me to pit two pre-pubescent girls against each other (yeah, Dakota’s 14, but she still looks to be miles from puberty), but it amuses me to no end. Also, nothing else is going on right now. This election needs to hurry up and be over, pronto.