I’d tell you what this video is about, but I honestly don’t care enough about Brangelina anymore to even watch it. So, whatever, I suck at my job. But you guys are reading this at work right now, so you’re not exactly rock stars at yours, either.
Amy Winehouse was booked today after an investigation into husband Blake-Civil Fielder’s actions that led to his incarceration under a perversion of justice charge, implicated Amy as well.
I don’t understand what any of that means.
“Her husband has been charged with grievous bodily harm against a pub landlord. He was then further charged with perverting the course of justice. It had been speculated that police might have an interest in any allegation about his wife’s potential involvement,” says some journalist guy.
Can the smart people out there please explain in (American) English what the fuck is going on?
The Tiz canceled a bunch of her upcoming shows because it’s taking longer than expected for her to recover from her recent plastic surgery. On her website, Ashley writes:
To my fans and friends in Miami and Philadelphia,
I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to be at the holiday shows this weekend. I haven’t fully recovered from my surgery and had to make the difficult decision to cancel the appearances.
When my surgery was scheduled, we didn’t think it would be necessary to cancel the shows because my doctor thought I would heal in time. Unfortunately, the deviated septum was more significant than we originally thought so the healing process is taking longer.
The last thing I ever want to do is disappoint my fans. I flew out to the east coast with the dancers and crew, still hoping I would be well enough to perform.
I hope you all have a very happy holiday season.
I love you guys!