Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Think Vince Vaughn Needs Another Bag of Cheetos

Vince Vaughn is Fat and Gross Now and Will Possibly Murder You, Pictures, Photos He looks sad. And drunk. And gross. Maybe Cheetos will cheer him up. Or a bacon cheeseburger. Or an entire cheesecake. Or whatever the hell he's been cramming down his throat since he used to be hot. Seriously, who's casting serial killers these days? They need to get Vince Vaughn's agent on the line. Because while I used to look at Vince Vaughn and be like, "Gosh, I'd sure like to have sex with that man," now I look at him and think, "Gosh, I sure hope he doesn't kill me with a fork and ...

Two for the Price of (the Cheaper) One!

Paris and Nicky Hiltion at PURE in Las Vegas, Pictures, Photos Nicky Hilton was on board to host at PURE last night, and Orange Paris came along for the ride, and decided to give the paps an impromptu photo shoot. I swear in one of these pictures it looks like she's posing while in line for the bathroom. This is kind of random, but whenever people find out what I do for a living, they regale me with their celeb encounter stories. I particularly enjoy this when these storytellers begin by acting disdainful about what I do for a living, and mention ...

CatHouse Opened Just Fine Without Mischa Barton

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at CatHouse in Las Vegas Opening, Pictures, Photos So Mischa pulled out of her hosting gig at CatHouse last night at the last minute -- because of, ya know, that whole DUI thing -- but they went ahead and opened anyway. And who the hell needs Mischa Barton when you have Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz??? Also there: Jamie King, who got hitched to director Kyle Newman in November, and who'd sure as hell better be pregnant if she doesn't want me to talk shit about that weight gain. ...