Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Mariah Carey Doesn’t Seem to Realize That Bathroom Stalls Have Doors

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From R&M:

Mariah Carey, drinking deeply at VH1′s Music Cares event, invaded the ladies’ room with two burly bodyguards. Two women already there say her security tried to evict them, but they refused to leave. Says one: “One of the bodyguards said to us, ‘If you’re going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.’  “

What the fuck? Was she using a urinal? Was she going to pee in the sink? Or was she seriously worried that these women were going to get down on the floor and stick their heads under the door of her stall for a brief yet beautiful glimpse of Mariah Carey urinating?

Ah, Yes, Now I Know What We’ve Been Missing Around Here the Past Couple Months: An Eating-Disorder Tell-All

Britney Snow Had an Eating Disorder and Cut Herself

Thank you, Brittany Snow.

“It kind of progressed into this thing where I needed to always be dieting and losing weight and more weight,” she says in an interview. “It became my life and I didn’t have any friends and this was definitely my best friend and I held on to it really tight.”

At 85 pounds, she says, “I knew that was a really low number and I knew that my hair was falling out and I had really weird skin. My face looked really weird and I was getting this fuzz on my face and I was always cold – always to the point of uncontrollably shaking, [but] I was more scared that 85 lbs. wasn’t good enough. I wanted to be lower.”

And lest you think we can just talk anorexia and be done with it …

THERE’S CUTTING, TOO!!!

YAY!!!!

“I would look at the scars and what I had done to myself and that would convince me not to eat. I also was crying for attention and I also really wanted someone to see my scars and help me and give me a hug.”

Kat McPhee’s reading this somewhere thinking to herself, “Dammit. Cutting! Of course! Why the fuck didn’t I think of that??”

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We’re still hearing murmurings that Julia Roberts’ marriage may be in trouble. But it’s coming from National Enquirer, people, so take that into consideration. [popbytes]

Phil Spector, blah blah blah, mistrial, blah blah, I cannot fucking believe we’re going to have to completely ignore this story all over again. [Celebslam]

Ha! Just when I mentioned that Ashlee Simpson would never publicly admit to her nose job — her father does it for her! [Cele|bitchy]

Our good pal at IBBB is right on top of those Hills recaps. [IBBB]

Victoria Beckham’s new book is titled “That Extra Half an Inch.” And we’re supposed to believe she’s talking about shoes. [POTP]

I’ve simply run out of creative ways to say this: Kristin Cavallari is a trashy slut. [Drunken Stepfather]

Is Jessica Biel going to play Wonderwoman? I think she should just continue to play Wonderbra. [Celebrity Smack]

More Xtina preggers pics. [Derek Hail]

Britney Spears. Still crashing her car. [Ninja Dude]

New cutie-pie pics of Coco Arquette. [SOW]

Listen Up, Folks: No One is Dating Anybody Around Here

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia Are Either Dating or Not Dating

People magazine has the exclusive on all the not-dating going on in Hollywood.

First up, Hayden Panettiere, who is reportedly not dating co-star Milo Ventimiglia. Says James Kyson Lee, who shares the screen with the not-couple in Heroes: “The rumor is not true. Let’s just end it there … I think we were just surprised because they’re 12 years apart – for people to even conceive that. I know there have been a lot of jokes, Hayden turning 18 and whatnot. At some point, you just have to let it go, and respect their privacy.”

And as for the murmurings about newly single Heath Ledger and model Helena Christensen? “It is so annoying,” Christensen says. “I can’t even tell you. The funny thing is that they write, ‘just out of a relationship with Josh [Hartnett] and now with Heath [Ledger].’ Josh is one of my dearest friends. … And in several different tabloids they wrote that we were biting each other’s faces off or something like that.”

So, there you have it. Nobody is dating anyone. Now quiet down.

New Vanessa Carlton: Nolita Fairytale

Vanessa Carlton Heroes and Thieves Album Cover

Ms. Carlton’s back on the scene with her new album, Heroes & Thieves, to be released Oct 9. “Nolita Fairytale” is the first single off the album (I think “Lolita Fairytale” would have made a more interesting track). When asked about the song, Carlton says: “Nolita is a place in New York where I lived. It is north of Little Italy. It is about my life there and the series of revelations I have had over the past few years.”

Anyway, I always feel like I should dislike Vanessa, and I don’t even know why. Something about her as a person just bothers me. But, truth be told, I usually really like her music, and this single is no exception. She’s different somehow, with a sound that always manages to sound fresh and young.

Rick Salomon is Always a Good Influence

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon Pictures

Paris Hilton’s sex tape co-star, Rick Salomon, has been linked to Pamela Anderson lately, and friends say he’s bad news for the busty starlet.

“She parties almost every night,” said a source. “She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she’s got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don’t think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate … [Pam and Rick] went wild over the VMA weekend. I just watched them party with my jaw open.”

I want to know what the “stuff” is that she does.

I know what the rumors must be: cocaine, heroin, speed, etc.

You know what I think?

I think she puts that champagne bottle up her snatch. Even Paris Hilton said no to that shit, but I bet Pam Anderson’s game for it. That’s probably how she got Hep C in the first place.