Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Here Are Some Photos of a Pretty Helen Hunt Surfing to Cleanse Your Palate After the Octomom Bombshells

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You know, I just noticed that we didn’t even have a category created for Helen Hunt. What kind of BS is that? I watched Twister the other night for the first time in about fifteen years, probably, and I was reminded of how much I completely love Helen Hunt. Remember when she played on that show back in the day with Paul Reiser? What the hell was the name of it, Mad About You? She made Paul Reiser look good, and if that’s not a sure sign of enduring talent, well hell. Go back to the Octomom post and reexamine your priorities, friend.

Check out photos of Helen Hunt surfing in California. Love, love this woman.

I Know You Wanted to Know All About Nadya Suleman’s Sex Life

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Ready? Say it with me now: euuuurrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

With zero prettying it up, here are the latest Nadya Suleman sex quotes from the illustrious Steppin’ Out magazine:

“I only had one boyfriend my whole life and I never loved him. I only wanted babies.”

“I can tell you that I never touched him [my ex-husband] physically. It was a different type of marriage. That’s all I want to say about it. I’m the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don’t need that kind of thing. People need sex, but I don’t .. I have zero sexual interest.”

“I’ve never even touched myself in that way. Maybe if I had touched myself things would be different. It’s like a trigger food. I never tried it so I don’t know what I’m missing.”

“I couldn’t even imagine kissing something. I’ll be your friend but it would take at least five years for me to even consider having sex with you.”

Oh dear God in heaven, she lost me when she started talking about masturbation. I mean, it’s all clearly apparent, now, as to why she continually turns down porn offers despite the fact she’s eventually going to lose the roof over her head.

Also? I don’t know why I’m so morbidly fascinated by this woman; I really don’t. I mean, it’s not as if she’s got any talent to base her unwarranted “fame” form, nor does she have a scintillating, sharp personality that compensates for her bizarre plastic surgeries and comments about hating children.

Before she knows it, she’s going to be the frigid old lady who lives in a shoe – ’cause I know I sure wouldn’t touch that shit with a ten-foot pole, how about you? Does this new information make her more appealing, or even less appealing to you?

Quotables: Ryan Reynolds Was Hit by a Drunk Driver

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“When I was 19 I was drinking. I was at a bar and I had a few drinks and I thought, ‘You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to leave my car here, be responsible.’ I started to walk home and I was hit by a drunk driver. … Broke every bone in my left side. I woke up three days later. And I remember my dad sitting there… (with) a vomit tray. And I guess I had been heaving in my unconscious. And nothing says love like painting someone with three-day-old Gin Rummies. Just soaked the man head to toe in my vomit. … Since then, I’ve been a rickety, broken mess.”

Ryan Reynolds, a rickety, broken mess? I don’t know. He’s looking pretty strong and virile and in-shape and … never mind. Regardless, that sucks about getting hit, especially because he chose to not drive drunk. Apparently no good deed does go unpunished, does it?