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31I Post This in the Nicest Way Possible

I have no idea how this video has previously escaped me, but I just found it and I had to share it with you guys.

These are the conjoined Schappell twins in a country music video.

I am not judging. I am merely posting. I find this interesting. I thought you might, too.

Also, the Schappell twins are from Reading, Pennsylvania, which, I believe, is also where Jon and Kate Gosselin are from. What the hell is in the water in Reading?

More videos of the twins can be found here.

July 8, 2008 at 12:58 pm by Evil Beet
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4Cindy Brady Has Some Serious Problems

Okay, I’m awake, but only briefly. I plan to return to the comfort of my bed soon. Just wanted to check to see if anything super-important had happened since the time I went to bed (6 am) and now.

Nothing has, except my aunt emailed me to tell me that she’d heard on the radio that Samantha Ronson bought Lindsay Lohan a $20K engagement ring. I haven’t been able to find any confirmation of this, but there you go. Truly, nothing would make me happier than a SamLo engagement, but I think the ring would be more expensive than that.

Now, onto the alcoholic of the moment, Cindy Brady aka Susan Olsen. I’ve included the video of her being hungover and almost puking during a radio station.

But it gets more disturbing than that.

After the show, Olsen told KKTV she was hungover after having “plenty of wine” the night before. She responded to a question about running to the bathroom by saying, “Of course I threw up in the bathroom, it was better than throwing up on their face.”

Olsen added she was not ashamed to have her 10-year-old son, who was by her side, see her in this state. “That’s the way kids learn,” she said.

When defending her reason for telling all, Olsen said, “I’m a very, very, very honest person. I also am a person who doesn’t drink.”

Um, did you see or hear that kid during the interview? This is obviously a child who is used to watching his mother get fall-down drunk every single night. This is not the way kids learn. This is the way kids end up in years of therapy. You are not a person who doesn’t drink, Susan Olsen. Nobody buying what you’re selling. Get thee to a rehabbery.

July 8, 2008 at 12:26 pm by Evil Beet
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8Shaq and His Wife Looking Cozy

Here’s Shaquille O’Neal and Shaunie, the wife he’s supposedly divorcing, looking more than civil on the 4th of July in the Caymans.

More importantly: what the hell is in Shaq’s mouth?

July 8, 2008 at 8:45 am by Evil Beet
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13Still Tired!

Justin Chambers, who plays such a hottie on Grey’s Anatomy, always looks exhausted and disheveled in real life. I honestly cannot think of a single time I’ve seen him in a candid photo where he didn’t look like total crap. He even looks awful in red-carpet photos.

In fact, he checked himself into UCLA’s psych ward for a “sleep disorder” earlier this year.

I know, I know, he has five kids, but he also has a wife, and, for the love of God, he can afford to hire a nanny. I’m by no means encouraging handing off child-rearing responsibilities to a nanny, but this guy can afford a little help around the house. And science has very, very good meds for sleep disorders these days, and, once again, there’s no reason this guy can’t afford a proper diagnosis and treatment.

My diagnosis?


I mean, we know so little about the guy, and I hate to jump to conclusions (hee … yeah, right) but does anyone have an alternate explanation for how this guy ALWAYS has huge circles under his eyes and looks like he pulled his clothes straight out of the hamper? Even on the red carpet, when he would have had full access to a stylist and makeup artist beforehand? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

July 8, 2008 at 8:14 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Justin Chambers

4Guess That Celebrity! (Round Two)

It’s time for another round of Guess That Celebrity!

This one’s way juicier — and funnier — than the first, IMHO. (By the way, in case you didn’t figure it out, the first one was Vincent Gallo. And shame on those of you who guessed Andy Dick. Andy Dick doesn’t sleep, silly people! Naked or otherwise! He’s WAY too coked up for that!)

So … guess that celebrity!!!

Thanks again to the kids at Garden Party for putting these together.

July 8, 2008 at 6:43 am by Evil Beet
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9Blake Lively … or Hilary Duff?

Yeah, I wasn’t sure either.

And neither is Blake’s camp.

Her reps are reportedly annoyed with Seventeen magazine for this photo (above) that they used of Blake on her new cover for the rag.

Note that Blake is on the cover of THREE magazines this month.

“Her Vanity Fair and Cosmopolitan covers are great, but her camp is not thrilled about her Seventeen cover,” said one source. “Her rep felt the Seventeen photo looked nothing like Blake.” Lively’s rep confirmed she was not “over the moon” with Seventeen and called the magazine about it but claimed her client wasn’t behind the call – “Blake hasn’t even seen the shots yet,” said the rep.

Gosh, you guys, remember when Blake Lively was my Little Girl Crush Who Could?

She belongs to the world now.

So sad.

July 8, 2008 at 5:35 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Blake Lively