Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It Is Possible Steve-O Has a Drinking Problem


Seriously, this kid needs Lindsay Lohan to swing by and pick him up on the way to her AA meetings. Steve-O has gotten himself in trouble once again.

“JACKASS” star Steve-O won’t be a part of Spike TV’s Video Game Awards because he showed up to the taping just too drunk and rowdy. The reality-show loser boarded a flight from LA to Las Vegas last weekend “already incredibly drunk,” a spy said, and “almost got kicked off the plane.” After arriving in Vegas to tape the show at the Mandalay Bay, he “started pulling down his pants and flashing women while holding two cocktails in one hand. He was escorted from the property by security – making it impossible for him to present at the show.” A Spike rep declined comment.

When you think about it, though, the only thing that makes him famous lately are his incredibly drunken antics. If he deals with his drinking problem, we probably won’t write about him anymore, and I think that’s his single greatest fear.

Okay, Steve-O, here’s a promise: if you get sober, I promise to write about you once a week anyway. Okay? Get some help, buddy.

Shia LaBoeuf is Off the Hook


Shia LaBoeuf is off the hook for his Walgreens arrest last month.

The 21-year-old “Transformers” star was in a Chicago courtroom for only minutes Wednesday before prosecutors read a letter from the Walgreens Co. and a security company saying they don’t want to continue the case.

LaBeouf, of Glendale, Calif., didn’t speak but smiled at the news.

Damn you, Walgreens!!!

Why didn’t you want to continue the case??? This was going to be soooo much fun!!

I’m gonna write my own damn letter to Walgreens explaining that being drunk and obnoxious is a very serious crime in the gossip world, and I consider their failure to prosecute to be a threat to my livelihood. I’m gonna take down Walgreens, baby!!

BREAKING: Pam Anderson’s Third Marriage Is Going to Fail!


Yes, yes, kids.

You heard it here first.

Pamela Anderson has decided to destroy her third shot at marriage by agreeing to star in a reality show about her relationship. The show will air on E! sometime in 2008.

Says an inside source: “Think Nick and Jessica’s show [MTV's Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life.”

Why do celebrities do this? It’s the most sure way to ruin a marriage.

I take that back. The most sure way to ruin a marriage is to marry Pamela Anderson. This is the second-surest way.

What do you think they’ll call this trainwreck?