So I’m talking to my friend Shannon on the phone yesterday evening, and she’s like, “OMG, I just got done playing tennis.” Shannon smokes a pack a day. Shannon dresses in all black. Shannon gets winded when she has to walk up a flight of stairs. I have no idea how she got talked into playing a game of tennis, but my immediate reaction was, “Let’s just slap a sweater vest on you and call you Muffy,” to which she replied, “Hey, Muff, wanna go diving?” It was kind of hilarious.
This girl is really beautiful in an unconventional way, but she has the most lopsided eyes I have ever seen. To prove my point, I’ve included several additional pictures. She makes Shannen Doherty’s eyes look perfectly symmetrical.