Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kanye’s On-Stage Breakdown

Poor Kanye West.

Just a week after losing his beloved mother, the controversial rapper returned to the stage for a show in Paris, France, where he got emotional on stage.

Nearing the end of the more than 60-minute performance, with the riff of “Hey Mama” beginning, West attempted to introduce the tribute to a sold-out crowd at Le Zénith in Paris, saying “this song is for my mother….” and could get no further.

“He just cracked,” one attendee tells PEOPLE, “He was at the end of his concert and had just started to dedicate the song and then he just lost it completely.”

Lots of love to you, Kanye!

The video of the breakdown is below.

BFF!

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens High School Musical 2 American Music Awards AMA Favorite Soundtrack Win

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens High School Musical 2 American Music Awards AMA Favorite Soundtrack Win

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens put their on-screen differences aside to mug for the cameras at the American Music Awards, where High School Musical 2 won favorite soundtrack.

Daughtry took home the breakthrough artist award.

Everybody Loves Vagina!

So I’m talking to my friend Shannon on the phone yesterday evening, and she’s like, “OMG, I just got done playing tennis.” Shannon smokes a pack a day. Shannon dresses in all black. Shannon gets winded when she has to walk up a flight of stairs. I have no idea how she got talked into playing a game of tennis, but my immediate reaction was, “Let’s just slap a sweater vest on you and call you Muffy,” to which she replied, “Hey, Muff, wanna go diving?” It was kind of hilarious.

Anyway.

Everyone eats pussy.

Australian singer Missy Higgins came out of the closet this weekend.

So did Janice Dickinson.

Cute.

Wanna See a Gossip Blogger Masturbate?

Ha ha ha ha ha. No, it’s not me. It’s that “publicist”-turned-blogger guy, Jonathan Jaxson. I’m only running this because I assume he planted it himself. He’s a total famewhore like that.

Me? I swear and talk dirty a lot to get attention, but I leave my actual vagina out of it. You’re welcome, Mother.

Click here to watch it. Not in any conceivable way suitable for work.

Via ONTD.

Preggers!

Chris Noth and Tara Wilson, Pregnant, Pictures

Mr. Big’s longtime girlfriend, Tara Wilson, is all preggers and shit!

They have no forthcoming plans to marry.

This girl is really beautiful in an unconventional way, but she has the most lopsided eyes I have ever seen. To prove my point, I’ve included several additional pictures. She makes Shannen Doherty’s eyes look perfectly symmetrical.

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