Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Why Was Jayden Taken to the Hospital?

britney_shirt.jpg Okay, guys, I just took a little nap, and now appear to be able to sit upright again, so let's keep going: People's managing editor is talking about why Jayden was taken to the hospital. He says that in California there is a law stating that if there is an incident at a home involving children, they are required to go to a hospital and get checked for physical and mental issues. In this case, Jayden was cleared of both. Thank God!!!! “When it was time for Jayden to go visit, get b...

Britney Will Be Charged with Something Once She Calms the Fuck Down

britney_back1.jpg Looks like Britney's in for at least a 3-day stay at the hospital, but, after 24 hours of "guarded observation," she'll be charged with something I can only imagine is "being fucking crazy in the presence of your damn children." Nah, the charges are as-yet-unnamed. And it doesn't seem like Jayden James was injured -- I think he was taken to the hospital as a precaution, because he was locked up in the house with his crazy mother for so long. So that's some good news. And just as a he...

Britney’s Meltdown: The Timeline

britney_crazy1.jpg Courtesy of OK Magazine: 11:32 a.m.: Britney, in a bright fuschia halter dress and heels, arrives over 90 minutes late to her final chance to give a court-ordered deposition in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline. She is only able to be deposed for approximately 14 minutes. 12:20 p.m.: Brit arrives back home at her gated community, The Summit. Her sons are there for their scheduled visit, as is a court-appointed monitor. 7 p.m.: K-Fed's security team arrives to pick up...

Pam Anderson’s Moving Forward with That Divorce

pam_rick.jpg After filing for divorce and then saying the two were "working things out" and then showing up on NYE solo, Us Weekly is reporting that Pamela Anderson had Rick Salomon personally served with divorce papers on December 28. Seriously, there's "unlucky in love" and then there's "fucking retarded," and Pam Anderson is firmly on the "fucking retarded" side of that line. Pam, this is the same guy who tried to stick a champagne bottle up Paris Hilton's pussy. How'd you think this was gonna end, sweetheart? ...