Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quotables: Iman Dishes on David Bowie

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“I am married to David Jones. David Bowie and David Jones are two totally different people. I did not want to get involved with a rock star. No way. It is not a sane thing to do but David changed my mind. He wooed me. … I remember once the laces on my trainers came undone and David was down on his knees in the middle of the street tying them for me. I thought to myself, ‘This one’s a keeper.’ He’s not an enigma at home!”

So, alright. Are we all in agreement around here that David Bowie is among the world’s greatest people ever? Because if we’re not, I suppose we’re going to have some trouble seeing eye to eye throughout the rest of this article.

And how lucky is the gorgeous Iman? Jeez. Married to the legend, the man, David Bowie for over two decades now? I wonder if she ever makes him sing the corny songs from Labyrinth. I mean, I know if I were David Bowie’s wife, that’s what I’d do.

Kyra Sedgwick! What Have They Done to You?!

Kyra Sedgwick in a promo still for 'The Closer'

Image via The Closer on Facebook

You guys watch TV, right? Okay: Are TNT and USA in some kind of Sisyphean competition to see which network can have the freakiest Magritte-style promos? (I mean, really.)

And what is with this photo of Kyra Sedgwick? Can you even call it a photo?

Here she is, airbrushed within the last spindly inch of her life, in a promotional still for The Closer. Poor saintly Kyra has been snipped, cropped, and dropshadowed, but worst of all—and, granted, you might have to adjust your monitor a little to see this—what has the artist done to Kyra’s dress? Specifically, in the bosom area: it’s as if someone painted two errant jockstraps where boobs would go.


The Closer is in its seventh, and final, season.

Morning Wood

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Lindsay, Paris and Nicky went on a bender and there’s EVEN MORE PHOTOS SUPPORTING IT. [The Superficial]

Fantasia is pregnant with a baby from that dude she went to court over not sleeping with. [Bossip]

Jessica Alba rocks the hell out of pregnancy. [Starpulse]

What women can belch like a man? [LA Times]

The new Tron trailer: does it blow? [Pajiba]

Justin Bieber goes swimming in his boxers, hilarity ensues. [INFDaily]

Ryan Phillippe was present at the birth of the child that’s not his. Right. [Amy Grindhouse]

LMAO @ “Pugla Deen“. [The Frisky]

The best looking Lady Gaga‘s looked in awhile. [Celebuzz]

Kristen Stewart lands in London looking miserable. [Socialite Life]

Alec Baldwin and Jesse Eisenberg‘s new movie. Together. [Caught on Set]

Kellan Lutz pretends he was considered for the role of Edward Cullen. [Cele|bitchy]

Elizabeth Hurley on Gossip Girl. [ICYDK]