Congratulations to Carrie Underwood, who won the CMAs for best female vocalist and single of the year (“Before He Cheats”). I bet she’s gonna have some crazy award-winner sex with hottie boyfriend Chace Crawford tonight. Those awards actually look like they’d make some pretty damn kinky sex toys. Hmm.
Underwood lookalike Taylor Swift, age 17, won for best newcomer. She’s gorgeous! Someone get that girl to Les Deux, pronto!!! There’s no way she can get into enough trouble in Nashville.
I can’t tell what the emotion is in his eyes.
Is it regret? Anger? Boredom? Apathy?
Your best friend’s in the hospital because your ass was drinking and street racing, Nick, and you’ve been arrested in connection with it. Now would be a good time to cry for the cameras, buddy.
Katie Heigl supports the WGA picketers.
Grey’s filmed its last scripted episode this week.
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Kevin is dragging Brit’s ass back into the courtroom, arguing that she violated the court’s drug testing order by failing to respond in a timely manner when she is called for random drug testing.
He wants her to have even less visitation rights with their two sons.
Hell hath no fury like a back-up dancer scorned.
How cute are Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani?
We see so much of Gwen these days, but so little of Gavin.
It’s nice to see a Hollywood marriage that seems to have staying power. I’m rooting for these two crazy kids.
Hooray for Steve Carrell, who has single-handedly halted production on The Office by refusing to cross the picket lines of striking writers.
The last new episode of the hit show will air next week.
While I’m sad that The Office won’t be airing new episodes, I love Steve Carrell for standing up for writers.
Even in Korea, Paris Hilton’s picture ends up on WireImage.
We’ll never be rid of her.