Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“What the Fuck Is Going on with Britney?”

400_bspears_ambulancemontage_080103_jfxonline.jpg So somewhere around 6:30 last night, I got a raging headache, started feeling horribly nauseous, and went to bed at 9 pm for the first time since I was 8 years old. The headline is the body of the 15 text messages I had this morning. Jesus. Britney was rushed to the hospital last night after cops showed up at her house, when she refused to turn her kids over to Kevin Federline. Britney was under the influence of an unknown substance. I told you guys: Britney is going to get...

The Vivica Fox Sex Tape?

Vivica Fox Sex Tape? UPDATE: We've got the tape here. Want more? Be sure to check out our nip slip gallery and our upskirt/labia slip gallery. Oooh, this is an unexpected treat!!! Actress Vivica A. Fox has a sex tape that has been circulated around recently. An inebriated Fox is seen on her knees, performing oral sex to an Atlanta man, who was secretly taping her on his cell phone. The man then e-mailed the sex tape to his friends, who then e-mailed it to Fox. Fox then e-mailed it to a friend of hers in the Atlanta Police Depa...

Britney’s Deposition Lasted 13 Minutes

britney_nip.jpg Way to go, Brit. After showing up nearly two hours late to her scheduled deposition today, Britney only stayed for 13 minutes before bailing. The depo was originally scheduled to go from 9:45 to 11:45 AM. Due to Brit's tardiness, the proceedings started around 11:32 AM and had to end at the scheduled time. Thirteen minutes. Another deposition has been scheduled. You're such a fuck-up, Britney. Take those kids away from her!...