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“I left the table and Errol (Lyon, Anderson’s driver) played in my place. I came back to find myself $250,000 in the hole to Rick! Rick, being the gentleman, said he would wipe my debt if I gave him a kiss, so I have to thank Vegas for our relationship switching gears! It evolved into spending every day — and then nights — together.”

Pamela Anderson, who wed Salomon — the same guy who tried to stick a champagne bottle up Paris Hilton’s snatch on camera — in Las Vegas earlier this month.

My Lesbian Girlfriend Thinks You Should Stay in School

Jaslene Gonzalez from Americas Next Top Model at 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance “Stay In School” Event

ANTM winner Jaslene Gonzalez — who some of you might also recognize as the lesbian love of my life — made an appearance at the 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance Stay In School event.

Look at my girlfriend, always do-gooding!

I sure do know how to pick women.

Although whoever did her make-up for this needed to stay in beauty school another year or so. I am not digging the nude lipstick with the rest of the look. It doesn’t do her chin any favors.

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It’s Sad That We Only Write About Kristen Bell When She’s Talking About Hayden Panettiere

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She’s a pretty girl, and a talented actress, but she just doesn’t get into any trouble. She shows up on a different red carpet every night (trust me, I look through all the photos every morning), but no one ever runs the photos or writes anything about her.

Plus she’s 27, so she’s like five or six years too old for us to start caring about her.

But we get to care today, because she’s talking about Hayden Panettiere and her (non-) relationship with Milo Ventimiglia.

They’re just great friends,” she told OK! magazine. “They’re not dating.”

As for her own love life? (I guess the interviewer felt obliged to ask her.)

“I’m taking single life moment by moment. It’s uncomfortable for me because I haven’t been single in a long time. I’m a homebody. I’m a Blockbuster girl at heart.”

You know what you need to do, don’t you, Kristen? To solve your love life problems and the fact that the tabloids don’t give a shit about you?

That’s right, baby. Two words:

Brody.

Jenner.

There’s Going to Be a Star Wars Television Series? Seriously?

George Lucas Working on Live-Action Star Wars Television Series

You’d think at this point George Lucas would want to move on with his life.

Like, buddy, you’ve been doing this Star Wars thing forever. Fidel Castro’s smoking a cigar somewhere like, “When is this guy gonna stop?”

I guess the live-action television series Lucas is working on will not focus on the primary Star Wars characters.

“The Skywalkers aren’t in it, and it’s about minor characters,” he told the LA Times. He’s just begun work on the series, and won’t reveal anything more about it.

But at Evil Beet, we can exclusively reveal very important details about the Star Wars television series:

1) It will suck.
2) It will totally suck.
3) George Lucas hasn’t put out a decent piece of film in nearly 25 years.
4) So this will suck.

I Guess Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling Are Over

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams Break Up

From GQ:

“I mean, God bless The Notebook,” Gosling says. “It introduced me to one of the great loves of my life. But people do Rachel and me a disservice by assuming we were anything like the people in that movie. Rachel and my love story is a hell of a lot more romantic than that.”

They broke up, is the thing. It’s been a few months. Gosling says it wasn’t the attention that did it, but other than that he doesn’t really know what to say. “The only thing I remember is we both went down swingin’ and we called it a draw,” he says.

The Notebook people have taken it harder. “Women are mad at me,” Gosling says with a rueful smile. “A girl came up to me on the street and she almost smacked me. Like, ‘How could you? How could you let a girl like that go?’ I feel like I want to give people hugs, they seem so sad. Rachel and I should be the ones getting hugs! Instead, we’re consoling everybody else.”

Things Get Hairy for Vanessa Hudgens and HSM 3

Vanessa Anne Hudgens Not Coming Back to Disney for High School Musical 3?

I don’t really believe any of these, but we’ve got another source claiming Vanessa Hudgens has been 86′d from High School Musical 3 after the naked pics of her hit the web.

“Disney finally decided that they don’t want her back,” an insider reveals to OK!. “They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He’s the real star — the household name — and, most importantly, he comes without baggage.”

The source also reports that one of the Cheetah Girls — Adrienne Baillon, 23, or possibly 23-year-old Sabrina Bryan — will take Vanessa’s place. “The producers think that after Dancing With the Stars, Sabrina will be more famous than Vanessa.”

Personally, I think this is bullshit. Who the hell is Sabrina Bryan? Maybe in the tween market she’s a big name, but they’d be crazy to ditch Vanessa now. She’s a way bigger name than any of these people after those pics hit the net. And most of her biggest fans don’t even know they’re out there.

If Vanessa doesn’t come back for HSM3, it’s because she chose not to, not because Disney ditched her.