Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Did You Guys See Cloverfield?

I just watched it on Pay-Per-View. At home, with my dog. Also, I made myself Sloppy Joes tonight. And then ate them alone. Because that is the pathetic existence that I lead. They were DAMN...



The current default pic on Samantha Ronson’s MySpace page. Jesus, you guys, should I just go for chicks? I mean, I think if I drank enough, I could get into it. No, no, not liquor...



Lindsay Lohan. Samantha Ronson. Foreigner shirt. La Scala. Snore. Will they please leak a sex tape already?