Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kate Beckinsale Prefers Her Sushi Warm and with a Clitoris

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Kate Beckinsale was being interviewed by Moviefone for her new film, Snow Angels, and they mentioned that she’d recently told a reporter that she’d rather eat vagina than sushi. They asked her to elaborate on that point. Here’s what Kate had to say:

I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.

At least a vagina would be warm??? Ew. Have you ever been eating a piece of sushi and thinking to yourself, “You know, this would be better if they’d microwave it first”? No. No one wants warm sushi. On the other hand, dudes always want to play with ice cubes on vaginas. I think Kate has it all backwards.

Two Can Play at This Game

Eliot Spitzer Poses Naked Nude for Playgirl Magazine, Pictures, Photos

Playgirl is offering Eliot Spitzer a chance to pose for their magazine.

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously—get in touch with us. We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.

I did the Photoshop job myself.

That’s how boring the gossip is today.

Jump inside for the uncensored (NSFW) version.

Heh.

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Michael Stipe Is Gay and Funny

Yeah, Michael Stipe has sex with dudes. But you knew that, didn’t you? Come on. Everyone knew that. I knew that when I was like 14. And so did you, if you let yourself admit it.

After recently letting it slip that he plays for the other team, the REM frontman made this formal announcement.

Brilliant.

The Next Generation: Meet the Jonas Brothers

On the slowest news day ever, I think it’s time we break out the Jonas Brothers.

You may not know about them. You may not care about them. But they’re the Biggest Thing Ever among the tweener set, which means in a few years they’ll be hitting up the night clubs and impregnating Tallulah Willis (yay!), so it’s time we start familiarizing you guys with them.

Here they are performing on The Early Show this week. The first clip is the song “S.O.S.” and the second clip (after the jump) is “Look Me in the Eyes.”

I’m not at all impressed.

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Ryan Seacrest’s Keeping Mum on His Dating Life

Check out this little video of Extra’s Terri Seymour (who also happens to be Simon Cowell’s longtime girlfriend) interviewing Ryan Seacrest at a Details magazine party.

She’s basically trying to get him to admit that he’s banging Holly Huddleston from Sunset Tan, which is Hollywood’s worst-kept secret these days, but he refuses to do it.

Watch at the very end, when Ryan says to Terri — under his breath and without moving his lips — “Sorry about that.”

Interesting.