Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This is Total Bullshit

Look, normally I'm all about shitting on Lindsay Lohan, but this full-page ad that ran in USA TODAY (paid for by the liquor industry) this morning is just unfathomably irresponsible and infuriating. Drunk driving is a bad idea for anybody, and to imply otherwise is just disgusting. Like, what the fuck does this ad even mean? Am I really supposed to believe that as long as you're wearing a fucking tie you undoubtedly have your drinking under control? That alcoholism is somehow unable to penetra...

Sarah Silverman Doesn’t Plan to Marry Jimmy Kimmel Anytime Soon

"I'll be honest, we have it good," says Sarah of her five-year relationship with Jimmy Kimmel. But she doesn't plan to tie the knot with him. "I don't want the government involved in our love," she says. "When my friends get married I think it's romantic, I cry, whatever. But it's not for me ... Jimmy and I spend our mornings and nights together. We set our alarms an hour earlier in the morning just so we can lie in bed and listen to Howard Stern, and at night we're watching Lost or 24." Aw,...