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Joan Collins Really Knows How to Talk Trash, Huh?

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Man, that Joan Collins. What a crazy bitch, right? Everything this woman says is pretty much pure cattiness, and I’m not going to lie, it makes me giggle. So, of course, if there’s a new story going around about Joan talking shit about a good handful of today’s lady stars, I’m going to let you guys know about it.

On Gwyneth Paltrow: “Is she the one who called her grandmother a rude word on air?” she asks, dismissively. “I thought that was pretty shocking.”

On Keira Knightley: “Well, she’s thin,” is all Joan will say.

On Carey Mulligan: “I don’t want to comment on Carey Mulligan,” she remarks sadly, before proceeding to do just that. “I can’t believe she’s playing Eliza Doolittle in a new movie.”

On Kate Winslet: I move on and show her a picture of Kate Winslet taken a few days earlier at the Venice Film Festival. She lets out a huge sigh. “Oh, that’s a dreadful dress. The worst dress. And ghastly shoes and an awful hairstyle. I’m sorry.” She shakes her head.

On Adele: “She’s a very good singer, very, very talented, but she has a terrible hairpiece.”

On Kate Moss: Kate Moss is “OK, but she’s not Linda Evangelista in my mind.”

On Victoria Beckham: “Oh I love Victoria Beckham. You’ve finally found someone I like.”

Whoa, don’t hold back, Joan.  Tell us how you really feel!  Oh, and in the meantime, step off my goddess, Adele. Not appreciated.

But really, how wacky is Joan Collins these days? Do you love it?

Have I Mentioned How Much I Love Florence and the Machine Lately?

Oh, I have? Pretty consistently? Well, shucks. Don’t I feel like a damned fool now.

I’m just kidding, of course I don’t feel like a fool! I feel happy and proud and delighted to be able to show you guys the latest single from Florence and the Machine, “Shake It Out.” It’s fabulous, as always, and I reckon it’s a pretty darn good way to kick off this evening.

You’re welcome!

Afternoon Delight

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