Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Pam and Tommy: Back On!

Oooooooooof course. These two are like the Ross & Rachel of the real world. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are reportedly living together again. Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” Tommy tells Rolling Stone. “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together ... We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.” Note: I know this photo includes Courtney Love, and Courtney Love has nothing to do with this s...

Tila Tequila Would Just Like You to Know That Gay Marriage Is Legal in California Because of Her

"It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement," she told Us Magazine recently. "Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal." OMG. I can't even begin to count all the things that are incorrect about that statement. But seriously, you guys, you can all sleep soundly tonight, knowing that gay marriage has gained not only widespread ...

Dr. Drew Apologizes for Tom Cruise Comments (Sorta)

I already weighed in on how stupid I feel it was of Dr. Drew Pinsky to run his mouth about Tom Cruise to Playboy, and apparently now Drew is realizing it was a mistake, too. So he's apologizing. Sort of. In a statement through his own lawyer, Drew says: "Dr. Drew meant no harm to Mr. Cruise and apologizes if his comments were hurtful ... Although Mr. Fields's [Tom's lawyer] intent is clearly to slander and discredit Dr. Drew, under no circumstances is Dr. Drew making a blanket diagnosi...

That’s Vice President Lopez to You!

Jennifer Lopez was spotted entering Barack Obama's office unannounced yesterday. The conclusion from the kids over at E!: Here are our best guesses: 1. She wants to be Barack’s running mate. 2. She wants to be Barack’s running mate. 3. She wants to be Barack’s running mate. Um, while I personally doubt that this is the case, I would love nothing more than to see Obama/Lopez on the ballot later this year. Seriously if Barack needs to raise taxes, you can just put JLo in a low-cut top and have her announce the news. No one will get mad. It's the kind of...

Today in Genius: Top Chef Junior

OMG I hate that I'm really excited about this. I've kind of gotten over the regular Top Chef. I haven't watched it in about a year. It just gets boring after awhile; same shit different day, you know? Who won last night anyway? Was it a chick? A year ago, the winner of Top Chef would be all over the news the next day. But today, no one seems to care at all. But I will totally watch this! The folks at Bravo have given the green light to Top Chef Junior, a version of Top Chef that will feature chefs between the ages of 13 and 16. What I'm most looking forward to is all the teenage sex they're going to be having when they're not cooking. It'll be dramatastic! /> OMG I hate that I'm really excited about this. I've kind of gotten over the regular Top Chef. I haven't watched it in about a year. It just gets boring after awhile; same shit different day, you know? Who won last night anyway? Was it a chick? A year ago, the winner of Top Chef would be all over the news the next day. But today, no one seems to care at all. But I will totally watch this! The folks at Bravo have given the green light to Top Chef Junior, a version of Top Chef that will feature chefs between the ages...