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Another reason why Kris Jenner is apparently a shitty mom. [The Superficial]

Princess Bride reunion? [Lainey Gossip]

Where Beyonce got her new video inspiration. [Bossip]

Sandra Bullock and her adorable son are pirates. [Starpulse]

Celebrities all rain-soaked and stuff. [theBERRY]

Frankly, I’m grossed out by Tom Cruise sticking his finger up Katie Holmes‘ ass. [Cele|bitchy]

LeAnn Rimes doesn’t think we understand weight loss. [The Superficial]

Divorce is imminent. [Amy Grindhouse]

5 Lessons we learned from Steve Jobs. [The Frisky]

Kelsey Grammer wants to start a new, improved family. [ICYDK]

Kim Kardashian downing beers. [Caught on Set]

Kirsten Dunst gains dual citizenship. [Socialite Life]

When fetishes go bad: women popping balloons with their ass. [Busted Coverage]

Deranged Fan Lobs Hot Dog at Tiger Woods

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At yesterday’s Open, Tiger Woods was standing at the 16th hole, deep in concentration, gripping the shaft of his putter, preparing for his final stroke. When suddenly, an errant weenie arced through the air!

The story from USA Today, via Gawker:

Woods was lining up his birdie putt when an unidentified male spectator came running toward the green. Woods, who finished in a tie for 30th, looked up and said he saw a hot dog flying in the air which the man had thrown.

Whether the flying sausage were intended to smack Tiger in the face or merely disturb his putt, we’ll never know: Woods’ would-be attacker, though compliant, refused to disclose his motive to Santa Rosa authorities.

The heckler had a surprisingly lousy arm, though: he lobbed the hot dog from 40 feet away, and it soared only eight, maybe ten feet, before softly thudding onto the putting green.