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12“Damn That Mother-Chucker!”

This commercial gets me kind of worked up. I watch it over and over and over again.

Oh, Chuck Bass.

I’d let you do such naughty things to me.

October 20, 2008 at 11:10 pm by Evil Beet
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3Fall Dresses!

Hooray!

Everybody’s who’s anybody (who’s currently in LA and happens to be styled by Rachel Zoe) showed up to the opening of the new Burberry store in Bev Hills, and the fall/winter looks were, IMHO, phenom. Jaime King’s look was my favorite.

The one big exception was Maria Menounos, who looked atrocious. I don’t even know what you call that style of pant, besides “ugly.”

You know who’s phenomenally gorgeous?

That little Presley girl, Riley Keough. Stunning, stunning.

October 20, 2008 at 10:50 pm by Evil Beet
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15Dayum!

Christina Ricci shows it all off at the Whitney Museum’s big gala in NYC.

Also there: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, Patrick Dempsey, and Donatella Versace.

October 20, 2008 at 10:42 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Christina Ricci

160I Take It All Back, Raven-Symone

Earlier today, I said some very mean things about how you need to focus on losing weight right now. That was a short-sighted thing for me to say. I didn’t have all the facts. Now that I have read your most recent MySpace blog, it is clear that your weight is not the most pressing issue you face today. The most pressing issue you face today is your inability to write in English.

Ahem.

I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.

Except-able, Raven?

Are you fucking serious?

AND WHAT’S WITH THE ALL CAPS? IT’S HARDER FOR ME TO BE NICE TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE CONSTANTLY YELLING AT ME.

I’ll tell you what: I’ll take the time out of my day to try to understand your point of view if you’ll put the cheeseburger down for long enough to use a spell-check.

October 20, 2008 at 10:00 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Raven-Symone

7Crack That Whip!

The good folks at the new and improved BritneySpears.com have released a series of new pics from Britney and her dancers rehearsing … and, yes, that’s a whip.

Bring it on, Britster!!!!

October 20, 2008 at 6:28 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

12Another Clip from “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin”!!!

Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

This clip is totally safe for work.

But I’m definitely going to have to watch the whole thing once it’s out.

Justin Timberlake may have brought sexy back, but Sarah Palin is bringing PORN back!!!!

October 20, 2008 at 6:21 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Sarah Palin