You are NOTHING in this world if you haven’t recorded an album.
Up now: Jill Hennessy, from Law and Order and Crossing Jordan.
“It’s what I did before I acted,” she said at an event on Monday. “To be honest I never thought the acting thing would get off the ground.” She describes her album as “sort of alternative, folk, rock.”
I think my dog should record an album. It’s totally the next logical step in his career.
October 24, 2008 at 9:47 am by Evil Beet
Here’s Miz Hilton — and a ton of jewelry — at the Dorchester in London.
October 23, 2008 at 8:16 pm by Evil Beet
Mariah and Nick are popping up everywhere these days!
Here’s the happy couple at the launch of L.A. Reid’s cosmetics line in NYC.
Yeah, you read that right.
L.A. Reid has a cosmetics line.
It’s becoming increasingly obvious that I need to expand my brand. Focusing on just one thing — like celebrity gossip — is so passe in the business world these days.
What do you guys think?
Evil Beet condoms?
Evil Beet gravy?
Evil Beet chihuahuas?
Oooh, I got it: Evil Beet laxatives! Tagline: “Like the devil himself in your bowels.”
October 23, 2008 at 8:09 pm by Evil Beet
I’m sorry, but what in God’s name is this girl doing walking red carpets?
She’s like twenty seconds away from full cardiac arrest.
Seriously if I were Donatella I’d be all like, “Listen, young lady. If you want to pose on the red carpet with me next week, you have to spend the remainder of this week in your room. Hooked up to IV nutrients. Capiche?”
Here’s Allegra, dying in front of an international audience, at Fashion Group International’s 25th Annual Night of Stars in NYC.
Also there: Blake Lively, Penn Badgley, Ivanka Trump, Ashley Olsen, Mamie Gummer and Kate Bosworth, whose recent fashion choices are making my head explode.
October 23, 2008 at 8:00 pm by Evil Beet
Thank Jesus Britney’s back under Larry Rudolph’s tutelage. It’s much more fun to watch a behind-the-scenes genius at work than a drunken bipolar mother of two. Less lucrative, honestly, but still. Much more interesting.
Her official blog, BritneySpears.com, just released pics of Britney with the boys at a pumpkin patch today. They also included a bunch of photos of the creepy paparazzi hiding in trees and whatnot. Both endearing and sympathy-inducing.
Well-played, Team Britney.
October 23, 2008 at 7:45 pm by Evil Beet
Those things are falling off your body, sweetheart. Since when were you so skinny?