Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney’s On a Budget


So a judge ruled today that Britney’s dad could put her on a budget of $1500 a week. She’ll have a debit/credit card to use that maxes out over that amount.


That’s hardly enough to support her Starbucks habit, let alone her shopping habit! Come on, Pops, if the most manic thing Britney wants to do is go on a shopping spree, let her! Lord knows that Sane Britney (circa 1999) worked hard enough that Crazy Britney should get to shop now.

Britney didn’t show up at the hearing — she was busy on the set of How I Met Your Mother, where she’s filming a small guest spot. It’s an obvious ratings ploy on the part of CBS, but, hey, at least homegirl finally has a viable reason to skip a court date.

Here’s a pic of Britney heading out to dinner at SHU in Beverly Glen last night.

She’s wearing a bra. Her extensions look — dare I say it? — good. I don’t know what it is, but when I was flipping through this set of photos, I actually felt relieved. Like, I experienced a physical change in my body as a result of the physical change in Britney’s. I can’t put my finger on it, but this looks like a human being again. I mean, her nails are still shot to shit, and she’s wearing these ridiculous bright blue contacts, but still. I feel like I’m looking at a person and not a disease for the first time in a very long time. Our darling Britney may be being nursed back to mental health. I truly hope so.

Britney Spears Eyes with Blue Contact Lenses, Pictures, Photos


New York Governor Elliot Spitzer and Wife Slida Wall, Pictures, Photos

“Good afternoon.

“For the past nine years, eight years as attorney general, and one as governor, I have tried to uphold a vision of progressive politics that would rebuild New York and create opportunity for all. We sought to bring real change to New York and that will continue.

“Today I want to briefly address a private matter. I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong. I apologize first and most importantly to my family. I apologize to the public, whom I promised better.

“I do not believe that politics in the long run is about individuals. It is about ideas, the public good, and doing what is best for the state of New York. But I have disappointed and failed to live up to the standard I expected of myself. I must now dedicate some time to regain the trust of my family.

“I will not be taking questions. Thank you very much. I will report back to you in short order. Thank you very much.”

New York governor Elliot Spitzer, who today admitted to his involvement in a high-priced prostitution ring.

Legalize it, fuckers!

Hide Your Daughters: Joe Francis Is Out of Jail

Joe Francis Pictures, Photos

But just for a little while!

Joe sent the following email to pals:


Today I posted my bond in Reno so that I can immediately return to
Florida to face the charges against me. I will be released from jail in
Reno in the next few hours.

I want to thank you all for your help and support over the past 11
months of hell. I also want you all to know that in the same way you
were there for me in my time of need, I will be there for you.

Thank you again,

Joe Francis”

Yeah, right. Joe Francis has no friends. Only people who want to use that little cocksucker for his money.


Florida’ll send him right back to jail. So just keep your kids indoors for the next 24 hours or so.

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Want to Be on Her Mom’s Stupid Reality TV Show

Lindsay and Ali Lohan, Pictures, Photos

Lindsers and kid sis Ali were partying in the penthouse of her new NYC complex on Thursday night.

Lindsay reportedly stayed clean, drinking only water, smoking and dancing as Samantha Ronson ran the DJ booth. The two headed back to Lindsay’s apartment around 10 pm.

Mom Dina Lohan showed up to say hi, but Lindsay nixed the cameras following Dina for her new reality TV show, so Dina only stayed for 20 minutes.

Good thinkin’, Linds!

All Grown Up

Emma Watson Short Dress Upskirt, Pictures, Photos

Harry Potter ingenue Emma Watson narrowly avoids giving the paps an upskirt as she leaves a club in London.

She sure is turning into quite the little hottie.

Emma turns 18 on April 15. I can’t wait to see who she ends up banging once she’s legal.

Jeremy Piven Is So Cool

Jeremy Piven at John Varvatos 6th Annual Stuart House Benefit, Pictures, Photos

T-shirt over a hoodie?

With pinstripe dress pants and belt?

And he hasn’t shaved in three days?

Here’s the saddest part: I’d still fuck him in a heartbeat.

Let’s be honest: I’d gang-bang the whole cast of Entourage. Including Emmanuelle Chriqui. Especially Emmanuelle Chriqui.

He Still Looks Tired!

Grey’s Anatomy Justin Chambers with Wife Keisha at John Varvatos 6th Annual Stuart House Benefit, Pictures, Photos

After being hospitalized for “exhaustion” last month, Justin Chambers shows up at a benefit in LA on Sunday looking tired as all hell.

He always looks like this on the red carpet. Always.

I know he has like 18 kids and stuff, but I’m telling you guys: this kid’s got a drug problem.

He’s pictured here with his wife, Keisha Chambers.