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4Playing Nice for the Kids

They’ve been divorced for awhile now — and, from what I can tell, Britney still hates her mother — but Jamie Spears and Lynne Spears were spotted out and about together in NYC on Monday night, where Britney was promoting her new album.

Go away, Lynne! You’re nothing but TROUBLE for Britney. And I STILL can’t believe you wrote that damn book about raising Britney and Jamie-Lynn. Capitalizing on the personal and emotional struggles of your children when the wounds are still fresh?? Disgusting. Piss off.

TEAM PAPA!

December 3, 2008 at 3:56 pm by Evil Beet

22Quotables

“Oh my God, it’s hysterical. It’s almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I’m pregnant!’ Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers! … I’m on the verge of it in some way—or it’s something I long for.”

Jennifer Aniston, opening up about pregnancy rumors in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly.

She also addresses how Vogue put her “What Angelina did was very uncool” quote on their cover. “I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid,” she said. “I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.” (For what it’s worth, Jen, Vogue is grasping at straws these days, and it’s looking like Anna Wintour’s going to be forced out in a humiliating coup that’ll have everyone who’s ever worked in fashion breaking out the champagne.)

Anyway, I’m continuing to totally dig Jen’s approach to life, and loving each and every interview she does. TEAM ANISTON, yo!

December 3, 2008 at 3:50 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jennifer Aniston

17Britney Spears “Circus” Video Leaks

You can check it out on some Chinese site here.

Challenge to my readers: Figure out the embed code for this shit, and send it to me at evilbeet@gmail.com.

Update: Never mind! I may not understand Chinese, but I understand “click on everything that looks like a button until something that looks like embed code appears.”

December 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

6Americans Cope with Recession by Seeing Movies

Just as it seemed like the movie theater industry was heading for collapse, we’ve hit a recession. And this is VERY GOOD NEWS for movie theaters, who traditionally do well in recessions, because they’re a comparatively inexpensive outing.

“We’re approximately two-thirds of the way through the quarter, and we are having a very good fourth quarter this year compared to last year as an industry,” Regal Entertainment Group’s CEO Mike Campbell said.

Are you guys going to the movies more often these days?

If so, what are you skipping out on to save money? Professional sports? Live theater? Concerts?

December 3, 2008 at 3:34 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

15Did Jamie-Lynn Spears Have Lipo While She Was Pregnant? (Probably Not.)

Um, this is one of those stories I call TOTAL bullshit on, but I’m running it anyway, because it’s kind of amusing. The story is that, before she realized she was pregnant, Jamie-Lynn Spears freaked out about the weight gain and begged her mom to let her get lipo. And Mom agreed.

Says a source to Star magazine: “She didn’t know she was pregnant when she filled out the health questionnaire prior to the procedure. Her mom approved the injections and went through tons of red tape to get the clinic to administer them to an underage patient.”

And here is one of many reasons why I think this story is bullshit: We are supposedly talking about liposuction here, yet what we’re describing is Botox. Lipo involves a single injection: the one that puts you to sleep before they suction out the fat. Botox is the one where they put a bunch of injections in your face.

Seriously, Star, if you’re going to completely fabricate stories about pregnant teens getting liposuction, do a quick Google search on how the procedure works. Fucking idiots.

December 3, 2008 at 12:33 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jamie-Lynn Spears

11Quotables

“It was a happy accident. But I think that certain things happen for a reason in your life, and maybe it was time to put the wild child in a cage … Dude, after Heath Ledger, I was just like, ‘Man, this is not going to end up good.’”

Pete Wentz, talking to the December issue of Details magazine about his new baby, and how it’s helped him slow down on the partying.

He also talks about how he’s not going to do a reality show about his life with Ashlee, thank goodness!!! “I get pitched, like, Newlyweds 2 once a week, dude,” he says. “For like, move-to-an-island-after-this money. I just can’t do it.” GOOD CHOICE!!!

December 3, 2008 at 12:23 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Pete Wentz