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Shia LaBeouf May Be Losing His Pinky Finger

Star magazine is reporting that Shia LaBeouf's hand may be so badly injured that they have to amputate his pinky finger. "Shia called producers yesterday and told them," the source on the set in Alamogordo, N.M. says. "It's really thrown the movie into turmoil." I thought about this for awhile, feeling really bad for him, and then I was like, "What do I really use my pinky finger for anyway?" I mean, typing, obviously, and then on occasion to demonstrate visually the penis size of men who h...

SamLo: Now with Matching Tats!

The Terrible Twosome are back in the City of Angels, apparently sporting new matching tattoos. First acquired in July 2006 with then-beau Harry Morton, Lindsay's tattoo (on her left hand between the thumb and index finger) was white in color. She has since had the tat outlined with black ink, and Ronson has replicated the heart on her own left hand. Quick to reciprocate, Lindsay has also turned up with one of Samantha's tattoos. Ronson has cascading red stars inked down her right arm, and now Lohan is showing off a red star on her r...

Paris Hilton Supposedly Didn’t Use Cue Cards for Her Presidential Campaign Video

See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com The Associated Press says she memorized all her lines for the spoof. In fairness, though, they also say she's 24 years old, which isn't even remotely true. So take this with a grain of salt. The 24-year-old heiress memorized her entire monologue, which included Hilton outlining her energy plan, in an online video spoof posted on Funny or Die, the comedy Web site's content director said. Co-founder Adam McKay came up with the concept for a mock ad starring...

Hey, Remember When Courtney Love Was Sober?

Yeah. Neither does she. Here's a shitload of cocaine, speaking through the human being formerly known as Courtney Love, in a new interview with NylonTV. Man, I feel so terrible for her daughter. Can you imagine being raised by this train-wreck? /> Yeah. Neither does she. Here's a shitload of cocaine, speaking through the human being formerly known as Courtney Love, in a new interview with NylonTV. Man, I feel so terrible for her daughter. Can you imagine being raised by this train-wreck? ...

Keeping Us Guessing!

Katie Holmes is STILL clomping around New York in those atrocious, over-sized man jeans ... but today they're not even cuffed! Gasp! Just when I thought that nothing could possibly look worse than the cuffed man-pants ... I see the un-cuffed man-pants! Definitely, definitely worse. I mean, Katie knows we're watching at this point. The paparazzi know her rehearsal schedule for her upcoming Broadway show, obvs, and they're always waiting for her when she gets out. She knows she'll be ph...

Amanda Beard Gets Naked for PETA

U.S. Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard, 26, held a press conference in Beijing on Wednesday to unveil her new ad for PETA -- where she poses sans swimsuit. She moved forward with the conference despite the fact that Chinese authorities tried to cancel it just hours before its scheduled time, citing "safety concerns." "I think they just didn't understand what we had planned," said a PETA spokesperson. "We are not protesting against China. We just want to promote compassion for animals." Ah, there's the problem, PETA. It's just that the Chinese don't really...