Most Boring Couple Ever Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel dined at Eva Longoria’s restaurant, Beso, last night, and left holding hands.
I’m about ready for some drama to start here. These two have been dating peacefully FOREVER now. I think Miley Cyrus needs to work her magic.
July 24, 2008 at 8:50 am by Evil Beet
We haven’t seen him in awhile, but Love of My Life Adrian Grenier — and his sneakers — hit up the red carpet for the Absolut Los Angeles party in Hollywood.
He just needs a new stylist.
Allow me to volunteer.
I will get right into the thick of his clothes, his shoes and his hair. And I do mean all his hair. Call me, Adrian.
July 24, 2008 at 8:45 am by Evil Beet
That’s what Daily Mail is reporting.
Seven months after the death of Heath Ledger, Michelle Williams has apparently found love again in the arms of director Spike Jonze.
The two were spotted sucking face outside Jonze’s apartment in Manhattan. According to a source: “Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips. There was definitely a bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic.”
Good for Michelle! If this is true, I’m happy to see that she’s moving forward with her life.
July 24, 2008 at 8:40 am by Evil Beet
Apparently Christian Bale’s “verbal assault” against his mother and sister was about a financial issue.
Basically, Christian’s sister asked him for $200K to help raise her three kids, and Batman said no. His sister responded by talking shit about Christian’s wife, and this started the fight between Christian and his mom and sis, which ended in the two women reporting him to a London police station.
July 24, 2008 at 8:33 am by Evil Beet
Sorry for video overload, kids. It’s a really slow news week (if you hadn’t noticed) but there have been some fun videos, so hopefully you all have headphones in your cubicle at work. I’m trying to dig up non-video stories, but it’s tough going right now.
Here’s a great clip of President Bush talking about how “Wall Street got drunk.” He thought all the TV cameras were off, but someone was filming him on a cell phone.
July 24, 2008 at 12:30 am by Evil Beet
OMG I need Chelsea Handler to adopt me and teach me everything she knows.
Check out this BRILLIANT interview she did with Christopher Ciccone. But before you get to the good stuff you have to listen to Christopher bitch for a full minute about how the NY Observer called him “short and paunchy.” Sweetheart, that’s about the least mean thing I’d have to say about you.
Marry me, Chelsea.