Kim Stewart and new boy-toy Jude Law were spotted (and photographed!) getting it on at a club in Essex, right around the corner from Rod Stewart’s mansion.
You kids better get those hands where I can see them!
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Multiple sources are reporting that Shania Twain’s marriage is falling apart because her husband, Mutt Lange, was cheating on her with their secretary.
Mutt denies these claims, stating “It’s absolutely not the reason. It’s not true.”
What is it with men and their secretaries?
I need to be a secretary. Then I’ll get all the dudes.
The kids over at AddictingGames.com have launched the Miley Naughty Pics game, where you’re the photographer trying to get the money shot of Miley.
It only took me two tries to win the whole game, but I was totally into it until I did.
Shit like this makes me miss the days of being a software engineer, but only for a few seconds. The only way I could be talked into writing code again is if I got to make amazing games like this.
The always-gorgeous Mila Kunis puts on her very best pissed-off face for a magazine party in NYC. Tres chic!
And either she had some manner of colored-contact catastrophe, or one of her eyes is blue and the other is brown. I can’t believe I never noticed that before.
She’s so stunning.
Oh, and I DIDN’T SMOKE TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Tomorrow will be day three. Yay!
Look! Someone took old b-roll footage and publicity shots from Gossip Girl and made it look like the 90210 intro.
And I watched the whole thing.
Does her nose always look that awful?
How could I have missed a thing like that?
I think that’s her new perfume, Covet, she’s holding, but I can’t be sure, as my eyes can only move so far away from her nose before being dragged back by its sheer gravitational pull.
Maybe I should get my computer monitor checked? I mean, is that what her nose has always looked like?