Gwyneth Paltrow worked hard for those legs, dammit, and she’s gonna make damn sure everybody notices them.
Hell, I’d do the same thing.
I went to the gym for the first time in FOREVER today. Yeah, that’s right, I am getting my fucking life together. I even have a trainer! She’s a really cool chick. I love her because when she asked me if I smoked and I said yes she didn’t look at me like I’d just admitted to burning newborn babies in my backyard bonfire pit during my menstrual cycle. She was like, “Do you want to quit?” And I was basically like, “Well, in theory, yes, but, you know, socialism works in theory too.” But she was overall really cool about it, and so I fell in love with her. And she gave me a little form to fill out with this big ol’ table where I was supposed to list all the daily exercise I was doing. And I just wrote across it, in huge letters, “NOTHING” and she didn’t seem to hate me for that, either. She gave me this little diet plan and I went to Trader Joe’s and got everything on it — and Leo got little beef sticks that he digs, too — so maybe sometime soon I will have hot Gwyneth legs too. Then I will land me some skinny British musician and have children which I will name Grapefruit and Christ.
After the jump, more photos from this event, including Liv Tyler, Diana Ross, Joy Bryant, My Nemesis Leelee Sobieski, Famke Janssen, Robert Downey Jr., Helena Christensen and Michael Stipe.