Today's Evil Beet Gossip


“I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff. I know Dave was just doing his job in asking her. He’s the best in the game at that. I respect Mary Kate as a business-woman. I’m secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too!”

Spencer Pratt, apologizing for the mean comments he made about Mary-Kate Olsen (and keeping himself in the media another day).

And sorry I’ve been gone all day. I worked in the morning and then went to my friend Tiffy’s house and fell asleep for the next five hours. See photograph here:

This is me, Leo and Fiona (Tiffany’s Maltipoo and Leo’s new BFF) sleeping the day away.

Amy Winehouse Checks Herself Out of London Hospital, Then Back In


Amy Winehouse reportedly threw a fit and left the London hospital where she’s been treated for the past two weeks. She then partied until 4:30 in the morning and returned home to continue the party with some friends.

However, word is that the next day she checked herself back into the hospital.

I have a T-shirt that I bought at some novelty shop that says “In and Out of Rehab Like It’s My Job.” I thought it was funny, given my job, but it’s all I can think about while writing this story.

Get your shit together before you die, Amy.

Joe Francis SUED Again!

And this time it doesn’t even have anything to do with filming naked underage girls!

We’re making progress!

Joey Boy Francis was sued by the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas for unpaid gambling debts.

TWO MILLION DOLLARS of unpaid gambling debts.

“As far as Mr. Francis is concerned, his obligations to the Wynn hotel have been fully lived up to per prior agreements,” said his spokesperson.

Uh … what the HELL does that mean? “Prior arrangements”???? I wanna know what Joe Francis and Steve Wynn were getting up to in that penthouse suite. Something tells me there were underage girls involved.