Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Adorable!

I just love everything about Zooey Deschanel.

Here she is looking cute as hell at the NYC premiere of The Happening.

I was supposed to go to the preview screening of this film today, but then it got awful reviews at the LA screening on Sunday, so I decided to take a little nap instead. I’ll catch it when it’s on HBO.

Also there: Mischa Barton and Abigail Breslin.

Linda Hogan’s Boyfriend Is 19 Years Old

Remember this little studmuffin that Linda Hogan’s been dragging all around the country?

His name is Charley Hill. He’s her new boyfriend. And he’s 19 years old.

“I’m totally freaked out,” Brooke told an interviewer with E! “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

And how does Linda know Charley?

“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”

OMG. If I were Brooke, I’d absolutely die right about now.

“I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family,” says Brooke. “I’m actually on my way to see Nick now … You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”

Dude, I like Brooke Hogan more and more these days. Her entire family is completely batshit insane, but it seems like she’s holding it together relatively well in the face of it. Good for you, Brooke!