Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller appeared together last night at The British Independent Film Awards in London.Â Â I love Keira’s whole look.Â The hair, dress, makeup.Â Sienna looks ok but blah.Â By the way, I’m pretty sure she got back together with Balthazar Getty.Â Yeah, I didn’t care either.
Also thereÂ was Ralph Fiennes who looks really hot bald.Â Anna Friel was there in a dress that looks just like the Play-Doh containers I have at my house when I let my kids mix all the colors together.Â Well…when I used to let them have Play-Doh.Â And Rupert Everett who was tagged as Rupert Graves all over the pap sites.Â
November 30, 2008 at 6:22 pm by Wendie
Seems that Twilight star Kristen Stewart is having a little issue with adjusting to fame.Â First it was the smoking on her front steps.Â Now a reporter from Chicago Sun-Times says he overheard her complaining about how she hates press junkets and her PR people apparently have to beg her to do interviews.Â Even Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke told Entertainment Weekly that Stewart ”had a lot of trouble [with interviews]. She knows it’s important, but it’s not her favorite part of the job.”Â The Sun-Times article implies thatÂ Kristen might be medicated when making publicÂ appearances but I think it’s just insolence.
I’m conflicted on this.Â If you are an actor, doesn’t promoting your projects kind of come with the territory?Â I hate sulky actors.Â Appreciate the fame now because you’ll probably be doing Lifetime movies in six years.Â
I do accept the possibility thatÂ sheÂ may haveÂ a social phobia issue or something.Â In which case, she should make another Twilight move, take herÂ $12M plus and run.
Above, a clip of Stewart appearing this week on Live with Regis & Kelly.Â Right in the beginning, she looks pissed when Regis calls her “the hottest thing in Hollywood.”Â Like…pissed.Â Also, at 3:08, she expressesÂ major disdain over aÂ clip ofÂ Twilight being shown.Â She didn’t know that was coming?Â It’s kind of the textbook layout for all morning shows.Â Â Intro, synopsis of project, clip, wrap-up.Â And I’m sorry but you cannot, cannot hate Reege.Â Yet somehow she seems to.
Unrelated, I need someone to email me and let me know how to get arms that look like Kelly Ripa’s.
November 30, 2008 at 5:51 pm by Wendie
Who are the people that are buying Paris Hilton perfumes?Â Â Paris Hilton fragrance sales have topped $90M.Â Ninety.Â Million.Â Dollars.Â Seriously, if you are one of these mystery consumers, I urge you to publicly confess right now.Â With the exception of office gag gifts andÂ a fewÂ bitter mothers-in-law with hated daughters-in-law,Â I cannotÂ fathom the audience that is buying these products.Â
In general, I don’t reallyÂ understand the appeal of celebrity fragrances.Â There is no star that I look at andÂ wish I could smell like.Â And according to perfume reviewers, Paris smells “plodding and flat.”
Paris today at Macy’s in WoodbridgeÂ NJ peddling her scent that starts at $45 a bottle.
November 30, 2008 at 4:57 pm by Wendie
â€œIn five years I would like to be married and have a father figure for my kids, someone who is a provider and can be really stable.Â Â Itâ€™s hard doing it on your own.â€
Britney Spears looking old-school awesome yet totally confusing me in the January issue of Glamour.
Did I mention tonight is MTV’s Britney: For the Record documentary?Â Really hoping she spills about what a slack parent K-Fed is since she’s um…doing it on her own.
November 30, 2008 at 4:55 pm by Wendie
I was so happy that we no longer hear this HJNTIY phrase every three minutes and now I fear its resurgence.Â
What chance of success do you think this movie has?Â It has a huge cast including Scarlett Johansson, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck, Justin Long, Jennifer Connelly and Kevin Connolly.Â I just don’t think that the woman that needs to see this movie ever will.Â Because she’s never going to think it applies to her.
I remember one specificÂ girl IÂ knew who had a years-long relationship with a guy who wasn’t into her.Â He would tell her he didn’t love her and that they had no future andÂ she would reply by asking him what he meant by that.Â As if he could have been any clearer.Â He would tell her to “fuck off” and she viewed that as him really making an effort to communicate.Â HeÂ had a one-night stand and sheÂ believed that his bad judgement was a result of his fear of theÂ intensity of feelings heÂ had for her.Â I tried to explain that sometimes a man is just not going to be interested enough.Â And it’s not always for some big meaningful reason like they feel that they don’t deserve happiness.Â So if you are trying to determine if a guy is into you or not, he isn’t.Â Doesn’t seem like we should need a book and a movie to grasp that concept.
Oh, allow me to save you some time and eye strain;Â the answer is no.Â No matter how many times you slo-mo, rewind, repeat, you cannot see Scarlett Johansson’s boobs at 1:45.
November 30, 2008 at 3:51 pm by Wendie
Running out of holiday gift ideas for the special people in your life?Â Tomorrow isÂ Cyber MondayÂ , another one of those merchant created non-events.Â I cannot tell a lie; I finished my shopping at the beginning of the month and everything is wrapped.Â But if you are normal, and have some shopping left, why not one of these?
1)Â Spanx for men-Â Fuck the Bowflex.Â Just wear this man girdleÂ with built in abs.Â Sadly, like the push-up bra, the gig is up once you disrobe.Â But it’s all about the illusion…I guess.
2)Â BettyÂ Beauty- Hair dye for your pubes.Â They have theÂ icky and overly obvious slogan of “For your hair down there.”Â Available in a rainbow of colors like Malibu Blue and Fun Pink.Â Â A male version will be on the shelvesÂ in early 2009.Â Can’t really imagine why we need separate male and female formulas but apparently we do.
3)Â How to Traumatize Your Children- A step-by-step guide with chapters such as “Validation is for Parking:Â Killing Self-Esteem” and “Imagination is an Unaffordable Luxury.”