Stupid Jessica Alba and her stupid “private” life. Why can’t she make a big hullabaloo about her wedding while acting like she doesn’t want the press involved? Like everyone else does? We were blindsided by this, Jessica! Blindsided!
“He spent 4Â½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” says a source. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”
Oh, Owen. You know you’re not supposed to be drinking, buddy. Please don’t try to die again, dude. That would be so sad.