Today's Evil Beet Gossip

OMG You Guys Is Hilary Duff Engaged??

No, of course she's not, but she's wearing a ring on her ring finger and wandering around with longtime boyfriend Mike Comrie, so we just have to throw that out there. It's in the Gossip Blogger Rulebook. If I didn't do it, it would be considered cheating. Like faking a passport that claims your gymnasts are two years older than they actually are. But I digress. Here's Hilary and Mike leaving dinner on Friday night. ...

John Mayer Says He Didn’t Cheat on Jen

After all the rumors about how he'd cheated on Jennifer Aniston left and right, I guess John Mayer wanted to set the record straight. He chatted with reporters after a workout this weekend, saying that "there's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing ... Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met." He went on to say that "People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebo...

Has Anybody Read Roseanne Barr’s Blog Lately?

I really can't recommend it enough. This woman holds nothing back, and it's entertaining stuff, whether or not you agree with her opinions. Here are some excerpts from the last couple of days: jon voight is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth. The neocons who own jon voight and make him dance on the chabad telethons are the worst most elitist people on ear...

So Close!

As expected, there are plenty of Michael-Phelps-didn't-really-win-that-race conspiracy theories abounding today. Some guy even went to the trouble of purchasing www.001ofasecond.com last night so that he could discuss the conspiracy between Michael Phelps and OMEGA clocks and whatever else. But here's a photo from Sports Illustrated showing the last instant of the race. As you can see, Phelps has his hand on the wall, while Milorad Cavic is thisclose to the wall but not touching it. Phenomenal. T...