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24Merry Christmas from Britney and the Boys

Awwwww.

Heart. Melting.

December 11, 2008 at 11:20 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

29Golden Globe Nominees Announced!

The Golden Globes are typically a good indicator of what’s going to happen for the Oscars. The nominees were announced today. Here are the biggies:

FILM CATEGORIES:

BEST PICTURE: DRAMA
· The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
· Frost/Nixon
· The Reader
· Revolutionary Road
· Slumdog Millionaire

BEST PICTURE: COMEDY OR MUSICAL
· Burn After Reading
· Happy-go-lucky
· In Bruges
· Mamma Mia
· Vicky Cristina Barcelona

BEST ACTOR: DRAMA
· Leonardo DiCaprio, Revolutionary Road
· Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
· Sean Penn, Milk
· Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
· Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

BEST ACTRESS: DRAMA
· Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
· Angelina Jolie, Changeling
· Meryl Streep, Doubt
· Kristin Scott Thomas, I’ve Loved You So Long
· Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road

BEST ACTRESS: COMEDY OR MUSICAL
· Rebecca Hall, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
· Sally Hawkins, Happy-go-lucky
· Frances McDormand, Burn After Reading
· Meryl Streep, Mamma Mia
· Emma Thompson, Last Chance Harvey

BEST ACTOR: COMEDY OR MUSICAL
· Javier Bardem, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
· Colin Farrell, In Bruges
· James Franco, Pineapple Express
· Brendan Gleeseon, In Bruges
· Dustin Hoffman, Last Chance Harvey

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
· Amy Adams, Doubt
· Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barecelona
· Viola Davis, Doubt
· Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler
· Kate Winslet, The Reader

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
· Tom Cruise, Tropic Thunder
· Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
· Ralph Fiennes, The Duchess
· Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
· Heath Ledger,The Dark Knight

TELEVISION CATEGORIES:

BEST DRAMATIC TV SERIES
· Dexter
· House M.D.
· In Treatment
· Mad Men
· True Blood

BEST ACTOR, TV DRAMA
· Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment
· Michael C. Hall, Dexter
· Jon Hamm,Mad Men
· Hugh Laurie, House M.D.
· Jonathan Rhys Meyers, The Tudors

BEST ACTRESS, TV DRAMA
· Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
· Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU
· January Jones, Mad Men
· Anna Paquin, True Blood
· Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

BEST TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
· Californication
· Entourage
· The Office
· 30 Rock
· Weeds

BEST ACTOR, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY
· Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
· Steve Carell, The Office
· Kevin Connolly, Entourage
· David Duchovny, Californication
· Tony Shalhoub, Monk

BEST ACTRESS, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY
· Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
· America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
· Tina Fey, 30 Rock
· Debra Messing, The Starter Wife
· Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds

Discuss.

December 11, 2008 at 11:12 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

48Celebrities Without Makeup: “Life Is Fair Again” Edition

Ya know, without a shitload of professionally applied makeup and a fancy hairdo, Jessica Alba doesn’t really look all that impressive. I mean, she’s not unattractive, but you wouldn’t be all like “WOW!” if you saw her like this. She just looks like a normal, semi-cute girl.

At the grand opening of The Conga Room in LA.

December 11, 2008 at 9:30 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jessica Alba

56Tori Spelling’s Hair: Love It or Leave It?

At the LA premiere of Waiting in Beijing.

December 11, 2008 at 8:30 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Tori Spelling

65Who the Fuck Is This????

We haven’t seen her photographed at an event in nearly a month, and now Audrina Patridge just sashays down the red carpet at the Waiting in Beijing premiere like she didn’t have a shitload of plastic surgery done.

Who the fuck is this???

Did she fix her ceiling eyes? Is that even possible? What kind of surgery do you get for ceiling eyes?

And you know what? The ceiling eyes were kind of cute. I mean, we made fun of them, but it’s what made her Audrina. It’s what made her different and interesting. I’m sad that the ceiling eyes are gone. And Lord knows what else she had done. I have no idea who this person is. It doesn’t even look like Audrina. It looks like a boring person who bores me. Why do these girls do this shit?

December 10, 2008 at 11:38 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Audrina Patridge

16Evan Rachel Wood Admits to Scoring Mary Jane

Wow, that’s a cool title. I’m really impressed with that. Unfortunately, the reigning Oscar winner in the competitive category of Biggest Daddy Complex didn’t actually cop to smoking weed. Instead, she admitted that she’s been cast as the female lead in the Broadway musical version of Spiderman. No, seriously. They’re doing that. Music and lyrics by U2. You think I am joking but I am not.

No word yet on who’ll be playing Peter Parker, but the smart money’s on her Across the Universe co-star, Jim Sturgess. The show starts rehearsals in summer 2009.

Broadway is totally the new rehab.

December 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Evan Rachel Wood