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23Katie Holmes Rocks the Denim Skirt

I actually kind of love this look on her. I think she looks fantastic. And check out those legs. Tom must be making her hit the gym every day.

October 6, 2008 at 1:15 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Katie Holmes

17Matt Damon Competes in Triathlon

OMG you guys I am in SUCH a grumpy little mood today. I am a grumpalufugus (sp?). And it’s all totally PMS — there’s nothing actually wrong — but I’m trying so hard to be cutesy and funny and my normal self but all I want to do is run around the office screaming “WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT MATT DAMON DID I WANT CHOCOLATE.” And you know what else? The nice lady who normally has a big bowl of chocolate in her office? Is out sick. And her office door? Is locked. I mean, Jesus, lady, have some respect for the other people in your office. I don’t care if you’re feverish and vomiting, you have enough strength to pick up the phone and call facilities and be like “Hey could you please unlock my office door and move the bowl of chocolate outside? I know Beet is going to be starting her period any day now and will be depending on me, and I’d hate to let her down.” But noooooooo. People today have NO MANNERS.


Matt Damon did the running portion of a triathlon in Miami on Sunday. He ran 6.2 miles (a 10K) in just under an hour, which isn’t terrible but also isn’t terribly impressive. He competed on a team with his stepfather and a family friend.

In other news, will somebody please bring me chocolate?

October 6, 2008 at 1:07 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Matt Damon


Is that a nipple or what?

I can’t tell.

It almost looks painted or something.

At the Body of Lies premiere.

Also: Has she had work done on her face recently or am I imagining things?

October 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Aubrey O'Day


“This is absolutely amazing for the world’s most beautiful, perfect little girl. She’s so pure.”

Tyra Banks, who MC’d the crazy birthday celebration for Miley Cyrus at Disneyland this weekend.

Also in attendance: Rumored nemesis Demi Lovato, who reportedly got Miley a Tiffany necklace. “If we weren’t cool, I definitely wouldn’t have gotten her a nice gift,” she told MTV News. “I pinky promise!” Um, Demi? We all know that necklace was paid for by the same people who forced Miley to invite you: Disney. You two hate each other and everybody knows it.

Miley’s birthday present from her pops? A Maltipoo puppy. Which I’m sure will promptly start showing up on red carpets everywhere.

October 6, 2008 at 11:45 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

39Tyler Perry Makes Oprah Cry

A huge congratulations to Tyler Perry who, on Saturday, became the first African-American ever to launch his own major TV and film studio. He celebrated by throwing a huge bash in Atlanta, where the studio is based.

“I spent 56 years making movies and this is the reward that I have that means the most to me,” said Sidney Poitier of Perry’s achievement.

And check out Oprah Winfrey crying her eyes out over this!

Also there to celebrate: Ruby Dee, Cicely Tyson, Louis Gossett, Jr., Holly Robinson Peete, Tracey Edmonds, music mogul L.A. Reid, John Legend, Eva Pigford, Hank Aaron and Barry Bonds.

Congratulations to Mr. Perry!

October 6, 2008 at 11:40 am by Evil Beet

32Sean Stewart Back in Rehab

Despite a previous stint on Celebrity Rehab, Rod Stewart’s son Sean is back in rehab, this time at Malibu’s Canyon at Peace Park clinic. The family’s spokesperson is refusing to comment.

Bear with me today, kids, as I’m waging a losing battle against PMS this morning. All I want right now are cigarettes and Valium. I am trying valiantly to avoid both. But today is pay day for me, so I may ditch out early and indulge in some hardcore shopping. I’m really excited to buy tons of yummy sweaters and scarves for my very first winter!

October 6, 2008 at 11:28 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Sean Stewart