Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Owen Wilson Deals with Kate Hudson Split by Going to Church and Then a Spiritual Retreat with Monks

No, no, no, I’m totally fucking with you guys.

He hit up and strip club and he drank.

“He spent 4½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” says a source. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”

Oh, Owen. You know you’re not supposed to be drinking, buddy. Please don’t try to die again, dude. That would be so sad.

Jennifer Hudson’s Debut Album Has a Release Date

Can you believe this chick hasn’t actually released an album yet?

I mean, she’s won a damn Oscar for her performance in a musical, but she’s never actually released her own album.

So, um, there’s a little bit of pressure on her for it to be good, I suppose.

Jennifer’s label announced that her self-titled debut album will hit stores in September, and the first single, “Spotlight,” written by Ne-Yo, will hit U.S. airwaves on June 9.

It better not suck, Jennifer!

Quotables

“That’s a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody’s father after Brody got famous.”

Spencer Pratt, firing back at Bruce Jenner’s allegations that Spencer was a bad influence on Brody.

The first thing wrong with this statement: Uh, Bruce Jenner’s been famous since before Brody was born. Like, way more famous than Brody is right now.

The second thing wrong with this statement: “try TO be Brody’s father,” Spencer. Not “try and.” Take a break from being an asshole and go to college or something.