I’m sorry, but what in God’s name is this girl doing walking red carpets?
She’s like twenty seconds away from full cardiac arrest.
Seriously if I were Donatella I’d be all like, “Listen, young lady. If you want to pose on the red carpet with me next week, you have to spend the remainder of this week in your room. Hooked up to IV nutrients. Capiche?”
Here’s Allegra, dying in front of an international audience, at Fashion Group International’s 25th Annual Night of Stars in NYC.
Also there: Blake Lively, Penn Badgley, Ivanka Trump, Ashley Olsen, Mamie Gummer and Kate Bosworth, whose recent fashion choices are making my head explode.
October 23, 2008 at 8:00 pm by Evil Beet
Thank Jesus Britney’s back under Larry Rudolph’s tutelage. It’s much more fun to watch a behind-the-scenes genius at work than a drunken bipolar mother of two. Less lucrative, honestly, but still. Much more interesting.
Her official blog, BritneySpears.com, just released pics of Britney with the boys at a pumpkin patch today. They also included a bunch of photos of the creepy paparazzi hiding in trees and whatnot. Both endearing and sympathy-inducing.
Well-played, Team Britney.
October 23, 2008 at 7:45 pm by Evil Beet
Those things are falling off your body, sweetheart. Since when were you so skinny?
October 23, 2008 at 7:28 pm by Evil Beet
Everybody needs to record an album.
Hollywood’s newest multihyphenate visited the NightBird recording studios recently at the Sunset Marquis Hotel, where she recorded tracks for music producer Marius De Vries.
A source tells E! News, “She was recording vocals for the Easy Virtue soundtrack.” In the film Biel plays Larita, a devilish American divorcÃ©e who marries a naive Englishman.
And apparently Biel is not just another wannabe actress turned pop starâ€¦
“She can hold her own as far as singing goes. She absolutely killed it,” says our source.
You know what I’m going to do?
I’m going to buy a large building in LA. The building will come equipped with a reality-TV camera crew and in-house paparazzi. Inside the building I am going to put a recording studio. And inside that recording studio I am going to put a full bar. And inside the full bar will be sewing machines and sketch boards on which one can design a fashion line. And next to the sewing machines is going to be a little perfume lab. And next to the perfume lab we will have a camcorder and a D-list dude with a hard-on.
I just think we can save the celebs of Hollywood a lot on gas by having it all in one place, don’t you?
October 23, 2008 at 7:26 pm by Evil Beet
Con-man Raffaello Follieri was sentenced today to four-and-a-half years in prison for cheating investors by claiming he had Vatican connections that allowed him to buy Catholic Church property at a discount.
Meanwhile, Anne Hathaway’s busy looking gorgeous on red carpets all around the world as she promotes her new film, Rachel Getting Married, which will probably earn her an Emmy nod. Not too shabby, my dear.
October 23, 2008 at 2:34 pm by Evil Beet
Even Tim Gunn thinks so.
Californians: You know your state is going to Obama. But GET YOUR ASSES TO THE POLLS anyway to VOTE NO ON PROP 8. I promise you the bigots will be there!!!! YOU NEED TO BE THERE TOO!!! Shut this shit DOWN and make it clear that legislated hate will NOT be tolerated.