Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Still Going Strong!

After she wrapped a hard day of filming on the set of Ugly Betty in NYC, Lindsay met up with her ever-present girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, and hit up the Waverly Inn for an evening of, well, staying sober, I guess.

Samantha also visited her on the set today while she was filming.

Dude, gay or straight, don’t you think these two would be sick of each other by now? They are constantly together.

Kid Rock Sentenced for Waffle House Brawl

Kid Pebble has finally been sentenced for his little ass-kicking at an Atlanta Waffle House last year.

He’ll have 12 months of probation and six hours of anger management counseling. Plus, he’s gotta do 80 hours of community service and was fined a whopping $1000.

Wow, this is sure to fix everything. I’m sure we’ll see no more trouble out of Kid Pebble in the future.

Oh, and this photo where he’s grinning? Is his mug shot. Hey, at least he didn’t have his hair and makeup done for the photo, a la Khloe Kardashian.


“I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count … I felt if someone killed me, it wouldn’t even make a difference, [but] God showed me that it would make a difference … Oh, sometimes I say, ‘Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.’”

The View cohost Sherri Shepherd, in a new interview with black Christian women’s magazine Precious Times.

All Is Not Well with Christian Bale

There’s clearly some very real darkness behind Batman’s pretty face.

Last week should have been one of the greatest weeks of Christian Bale’s life. Instead, it seems he was in a very bad mood.

Just a couple days before he allegedly verbally assaulted his family in a London hotel, Christian lost his shit on the set of Terminator 4 in New Mexico.

During a scene, Shane Hurlbut (seriously), director of cinematography, screwed up a shot — at least in Christian’s mind. We’re told Bale went ballistic, screaming “I will kick your ass” along with other choice remarks. Several hundred people heard the outburst — including Military Police — which was described as “intense.”

Is this how Christian always is? Or is something stressing him out right now? Tipsters, write in!

He should be so happy about the success of The Dark Knight! Just goes to show, folks, nothing on the outside can fix the problems you feel on the inside. Hopefully Christian can work out whatever’s bothering him before things get more out of hand.

Ali Lohan Says Lindsay Digs Her Single

If anyone on the planet is truly a purveyor of quality music, it’s Lindsay Lohan, so we can all take a deep breath and relax, knowing that she approves of Ali Lohan’s first single, “All the Way Around.”

“Lindsay loves it,” she said. “It was nervewracking to hear from her because she’s so hugely successful, so I was like ‘No, don’t listen to it!’ I ran out of the room when she listened to it. She’s really proud of me.”

And as for Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson?

“She likes it a lot,” says Ali, adding that “it would be really cool” for Ronson to play a remix version of the tune at one her deejaying gigs.

Get Better, Allegra!

Lest you think for even a moment that money can buy you happiness, take a look at Allegra Versace.

The poor little rich girl has been battling anorexia for years now, and it still looks to be a problem here at the UK premiere of The Dark Knight.

My heart goes out to this poor girl. It must be incredibly stressful to grow up in a family of fashion icons, surrounded by models and beautiful people your whole life.

We’re all rooting for you, sweetie!