Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Was Jodie Foster Cheating on Her Girlfriend?

This is probably total bullshit, but I’m passing it along anyway, because I have nothing better to do with my time.

The National Enquirer — yeah, that’s why it’s probably bullshit — is reporting that Jodie left long-time girlfriend Cydney Bernard for a hotter, younger woman.

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that the Oscar winner’s new love is brunette Cindy Mort, a producer and screenwriter she met on the set of her 2007 film The Brave One.

The 47-year-old star’s new squeeze is the former partner of thirtysomething actress Melanie Mahron — with whom she has two children!

Meanwhile, 55-year-old Cydney Bernard is still living with Jodie but their romance is over, say sources.

Jodie has never publicly identified the father of her 6- and 9-year-old sons, Charles and Kit.

“Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment,” a close pal told The ENQUIRER, “the relationship has been shattered.”

To complicate matters, Cindy, 51, remains friends with her ex-partner Melanie — and the two women live in separate houses on the same Los Angeles street.

Jodie plans to move into one of her Hollywood homes full-time, and ex-Cydney will live in another, disclosed a source close to Jodie.

“They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup.

All of this just gives me a headache.

Dayum!

Ashanti is looking fantastic in her new spread for Maxim magazine, which’ll hit newsstands in June.

More pics from the shoot are here.

Madge Does Cannes

Madonna showed up at a tiny film festival in the south of France to screen her documentary, I Am Because We Are.

Something makes me feel like I should hate her dress, but I actually love it. She looks fabulous!

Fattening Up the Olsens

OK! magazine brings us this very important story, which shakes to the core our implicit trust in Starbucks baristas everywhere.

Apparently an NYC barista felt the Olsen twins were way to thin, so, when they ordered their usual Grande nonfat lattes, he would secretly replace the skim milk with full-fat.

The nerve!

Says a close friend of the Olsens: “It’s also my worst nightmare — that and getting a huge diet fountain soda that is mistakenly regular Coke — but I can def(initely) taste the difference, so it’s their own fault if they fell victim.”

Man. I wish my worst nightmare were accidentally drinking full-fat milk. That would be a nice life.