Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan to Wed?

Posting has been slow this morning because I have been doing the following things: 1) Cleaning my apartment 2) Working out at the gym 3) Reading through emails from you guys linking me to this story. Mostly #3. I love that you guys are as passionate about this relationship as I am. The UK's Daily Sun is reporting that Samantha Ronson, at a DJ gig last night at the Chateau Marmont, told partiers that she plans to marry Lindsay Lohan soon. "By the end of this year, my love wi...

Lucky Dog!

Mark Ronson's girlfriend, model Daisy Lowe, brought a dog to sit front row with her at the Matthew Williamson show at New York Fashion Week. Oh, and she brought an adorable little Havanese puppy, too. Ba-dum-bum-ching! I had to, you guys. I had no choice in the matter. You don't get set up like that every day, ya know. In fact, I can't believe that Kelly Osbourne didn't see it coming. If I were her, I would have been like, "Look, Daisy, you can bring that dog in here if you want, but I'...

I Think I Figured Out This Sarah Palin Thing

I'm in the gym tonight, jogging away on the treadmill (going on two months smoke-free, woot woot!!! I can JOG!!!) and I have my iPod on and I'm blasting my music, but the guy running next to me has the TV tuned to CNN. And I can't hear anything they're saying, but they're obviously talking about Sarah Palin. And they're just showing clip after clip after clip of her hitting the campaign trail with McCain. Smiling, waving, holding her baby, embracing her daughters, looking sisterly with Cindy McCa...

Can You Beat This Game?

So the new promo for the Shia LaBeouf film Eagle Eye is a kickass virtual game that you can play at eagleeyefreefall.com. Basically, you become a secret agent and the game actually calls your cell phone with instructions from your agency -- and then you start making phone calls on their behalf. It's very innovative and very cool, even if the technology doesn't always quite understand what you're trying to say. Here's my question: Is this thing beatable? No matter what I try, I fail in my missio...

Holly Madison’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

Hugh Hefner's main squeeze leaves the Ivy after having lunch with girlfriends. And normally I don't go after the things celebs wear on the street, but when you go to the Ivy it's basically the same thing as walking the red carpet. You KNOW you're going to be photographed. So she's fair game here. Holly's currently battling rumors that she's on the verge of leaving Hef for magician Criss Angel. Ew! Holly, if you're gonna leave Hef, give us a story we can work with, baby. Get with Ge...