Ted Casablanca’s latest blind item sure sounds a lot like my beloved:
It can be a rocky journey to the top, and no one knows this better than Finnegan Furrow-Brow. He’s been in the spotlight for years, but never had that star recognition until most recently. See, Finny’s a younger-type dude who’s been thrust upon this world of flashing lights and flashing panties simply due to his ambitious achievements (which, of course, means he’s starting to dabble in all kinds of crossover activities too, which usually happens with the young, firmly muscled and pretty popular).
F’s tight ass and adorable smile def don’t hurt his fame cred, either, but newly minted megamoney and magnified status aside, FFB isn’t exactly a traditional knockout stud. Regardless, his basically “unthreatening” demeanor gets girls into the throes of his sheets all the damn time, anyways. But…these digging damsels shouldn’t be too eager. Here’s why:
Despite Frazzy’s best ass-getting efforts, when it comes down to it, he often has difficulty knocking the cojones outta the park. Why? Oh, not because of any diss-able effort on his partâ€”turns out, actually it’s quite the opposite, as Mr. F.B.’s predicaments usually occur because he’s such a good guy. See, he got the herp. And being the nice boy he is, he’ll always warn (hugely unlike most of his H-town counterparts, hugely) these supple potential nooky sirens that he has herpes, but not to worry cause they can “just use a condom.”
Cue girl’s exit. Almost always.
What do we think? Is this Phelpsy? Who else could it be???
October 3, 2008 at 11:39 pm by Evil Beet
Angelina Jolie is tip-toeing back into the public eye.
She showed her face in Manhattan on Friday.
Welcome back, Angie! We’ve missed you!!!
October 3, 2008 at 11:17 pm by Evil Beet
At the launch of Jay Strongwater’s Limited Edition Pink Reflections Compact. Proceeds go to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. So, I mean, go easy on her … but not too easy. She is wearing pink leopard-print, after all.
October 3, 2008 at 11:07 pm by Evil Beet
O.J. Simpson: GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS.
ROT IN JAIL FOREVER, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.
October 3, 2008 at 10:34 pm by Evil Beet
The verdict will be announced TONIGHT. Probably within minutes.
October 3, 2008 at 9:41 pm by Evil Beet
Hello everyone!Â Thanks for all the greetings.Â
What is there to know about me?Â I am not a trained writer as is evidenced by my gross overuse of ellipses.Â I speak from the heart and my edit button was removed at birth.Â I am off of sugar and flour and it’s made me a real biznacho.Â I am completely high-maintenanceÂ and could potentially ask “Does this post make my ass look fat?”.Â
I look forward to getting to know you all a little bit better.
ps-to the comment regarding me being a Jewish Princess:Â Have you been talking to my kvetching husband?Â Oy.