Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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“Well, I’ve worked with stupid actresses — I’ve worked with Angelina Jolie — she saw a sign that said ‘WET FLOOR’ one time, and she did! I mean, she’s attractive, but not a bright girl — stunningly beautiful, but stupid.”

Joan Rivers, on Angelina Jolie, in a recent interview.

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One of the first leaked photos of Levi, Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy.

Tea Leoni Isn’t Feeling Particularly Festive Right Now

In the wake of the news that her longtime husband, David Duchovny, has checked into rehab for a sex addiction, Tea Leoni has cancelled her scheduled appearance at the Toronto International Film Festival to promote her new movie, Ghost Town.

And it’s easy to say that she did this because she doesn’t want to deal with the questions about her husband, but you know her publicist would have been very fucking clear with the journalists that they were to ask no questions about her personal life. No, what she’s actually doing is a huge favor to journalists, whose heads may have exploded if they had to sit in a room with Tea Leoni right now and keep a straight face while chatting with her for fifteen minutes about some fucking movie. “So, what was it like working with director David Koepp? Uh-huh, uh-huh. And, um, I’ve heard Greg Kinnear can be quite the prankster on set. Did you experience any of that firsthand? Yeah? Really? And, so, then, what’s it like being married to a total perv for eleven years? I mean, exactly how many STDs do you think you have at this point? I’m sorry, Tea. What I meant to say was, uh, what attracted you to this project?”

It would have been such a farce.

Related: the next person who headlines a Duchovny-related article utilizing the term “XXX-Files” needs to die in an unpleasant way.

Britney Spears Is In Vegas

It seems like EVERY celebrity is spending this weekend doing something in Las Vegas.

Britney hit up The Beatles LOVE live performance on Saturday night.

Wait, let me get this straight: Britney Spears is in Las Vegas and we’ve seen NO photos of her vagina??

Something truly has changed with this girl.

Look how prim and proper she looks!

Legs crossed and everything!