Today's Evil Beet Gossip

So, Did Kate Gosselin Get Plastic Surgery or What?

photo of kate gosselin pictures photos pics before and after plastic surgery
And by asking “or what,” I definitely mean “or plastic surgery,” because as far as I’m aware, no one ages in reverse – especially snaggly bitches who belittle their kids and husband in public for monetary gain.

Namely, the plastic surgery has a lot to do with facial fillers. Maybe something with her jaw. And definitely something with the bridge of her nose. I mean, what is that? Whatever she did to the skin/bone in that area positively makes her appear to be of Asian descent or something. Her eyes look so far apart now. All I know is that *something* is majorly different with Kate-girl‘s face, and I’m not going to be able to sleep ’til I figure out what it is. Now if they could only come up with some kind of personality surgery, Kate might be a tolerable person, you feel me?

Before and after image courtesy of Cele|bitchy

Mike Rowe Sues Mike Rowe

Mike Rowe is a really popular guy.

You probably know Mike Rowe as the host of Dirty Jobs, and if not, you know him as the spokesman in a slew of Ford Motor ads. (Or maybe you’ve never heard of him! Because you don’t have a TV! Whatever!)

But Mike Rowe wishes you guys weren’t all so stuck on Mike Rowe. Of course I am referring to the other Mike Rowe, who is serving time in a prison in South Dakota. And he’s sick and tired of his fellow inmates teasing him about being named Mike Rowe.

“I am subject to this ridicule every day that I live,” Mike Rowe says.

So Mike Rowe copyrighted the name. And now he is suing Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs. What a drama queen.

Above: Mike Rowe, maybe in 1992, pitching lava lamps on QVC. He was fired from that job three times. Before QVC, Mike Rowe was a professional opera singer.

Are Ashton and Demi Over for Good?

Photo: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore in June 2011

I’ve said it before, and I’ll tell you again: Ashton and Demi are total weirdos. They just might be meant to be. No, I know: Ashton sticks it everywhere, and Demi is insecure about her age. (They reportedly had an “open” marriage, and Demi was cool as long as she knew about Ashton’s dalliances. It’s akin to your “cool mom” promising you can experiment with Mary Jane as long as it’s under her roof. Yikes. Just, yikes.)

As PopBytes tells it, Ashton did try to win Demi’s affection back. With! A Lexus hybrid, valued at over $100,000. But it was evidently too little, too late, and Demi Moore filed for divorce anyway. I mean, really. A car? A car. Whatever happened to smoothing things over with a nice, big diamond?

But what’s this! Over the weekend, apparently, the estranged couple reunited for Kabbalah counseling. They left together, but the pair took separate cars. No word on whether one of the cars was a Lexus, though.