We’re hearing more and more talk about Sarah Palin making a guest appearance on SNL at some point before the election.
Lorne Michaels, per usual, is refusing to answer any questions about her specifically, but he’s definitely not doing anything to quash the buzz. He revealed that the McCain campaign called after the first Palin sketch to say that they really enjoyed it.
What do you guys think?
Would an SNL appearance by Palin help the McCain campaign in the final stretches of this race?
October 9, 2008 at 9:40 am by Evil Beet
“He’s really loving being Mr. Jennifer Hudson. I think he’s loving the lavish things she brings to his life, he’s seeing the world due to Jennifer’s success. [But] can you love this person if they lose all of this tomorrow? She needs to find out. I just hope people are marrying each other for the right reasons … Itâ€™s a mixed match, it wonâ€™t work. Heâ€™ll be in her shadow like Al Reynolds was to Star Jones, like Stedman Graham is to Oprah … When we were in Miami together, he didnâ€™t even try anything [on me]! Maybe I wasnâ€™t his type, maybe I wasnâ€™t big enough for him.â€
Esteemed romance expert and all-around well-adjusted human being Tiffany “New York” Pollard, to InTouch magazine, regarding Jennifer Hudson’s engagement to David Otunga, a man she spurned on her reality dating show.
October 9, 2008 at 9:09 am by Evil Beet
Is there anything more inherently interesting?
Let’s talk about the headband. You know you wanna.
I’d also like to share with you something exciting that I just realized. When you make a typo and spell her last name “Homles” it’s almost like her name is “Katie Homeless.” And homelessness, IMHO, is really one of the only circumstances under which wearing such an absurd hair piece is acceptable. The other one is cancer.
October 9, 2008 at 7:30 am by Evil Beet
Looks like someone’s hoping to pull a Natalie Portman.
Harry Potter starlet Emma Watson was spotted touring the Harvard campus for most of the day on Tuesday and causing quite a stir among the students.
She was sighted at approximately 10:30 yesterday morning at Quincy House by Chase Russell â€™11 and Brian P. Hill â€™11.
According to Russell, Watson was with two escortsâ€”one of whom was a Harvard affiliateâ€”and was looking to see a dorm room in New Quincy, passing on the chance to see his Old Quincy room.
Russell, who had a brief chat with Watson, said she seemed â€œniceâ€ and â€œvery American.â€
Hill said he nearly collided with one of Watsonâ€™s escorts while leaving the House, before unthinkingly saying he was on his way to class. Watson then went to visit the room of the next student she approached, much to Hillâ€™s chagrin.
â€œI actually called my mom; I was so distraught,â€ he said. â€œIt was all I could think about for the entire morning.â€
Describing a British actress as “nice” and “very American?” Calling your mom because you may have inadvertently discouraged Hermione from seeing your dorm room?
If this is the kind of brilliance Harvard’s accepting these days, I’d truly hate to see what my alma mater of Arizona State is allowing to seep through its doors. They’re probably just allowing the students’ STDs to take the admissions tests at this point. Because I’ve come across some strains of gonorrhea that could probably do better on the quantitative portion than my sophomore-year roommate.
October 9, 2008 at 7:30 am by Evil Beet
It’s a show within Tyra’s daytime talk show, following the lives of former ANTM contestants as they compete for yet another modeling contract.
Is this ANTM bullshit not threadbare enough for Tyra yet? Is she going to wait until we can actually see an anus peeking through the seat of ANTM’s figurative blue jeans before she closes the look-book on this shit?
I don’t know how much more I can take.
October 9, 2008 at 5:46 am by Evil Beet
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Less than twenty-four hours.
If there is one thing our faltering capitalist economy still knows how to do, it’s capitalize.