Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Willie Garson Adopts a Baby Boy

While most of the Sex and the City stars were celebrating the movie’s NYC premiere on Tuesday, Willie Garson (aka Stanford Blatch), was celebrating something much bigger: the adoption of his son.

The adoption process is being finalized, and the boy will be adopted from the LA area.

Willie is currently single.

“It’s a big deal,” he says. “It’s a big decision. It’s not like buying a suit or another pair of glasses.”

Willie says his “kid’s going to be the coolest.” Yeah, right, until he meets my little adoptive Russian girl, who I’ve decided I will call Svetlana, but Lana for short. Lana will be way cooler than Willie’s kid.

Lindsay: Cheating on Samantha Already?

Lindsay Lohan was spotted on the streets of Manhattan holding hands with a woman who is definitely not Samantha Ronson. In fact, this woman appears to be at least a decade older than Samantha. Is Lindsay into older women now? Is she the lesbian Ashton Kutcher?

Nah, I’m totally fucking kidding. I can hear your little heads exploding all the way from the future. This is Lindsay’s kid sister, Ali, age 14 (allegedly). Samantha Ronson was close by, but not in this particular shot.

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I Knew This Day Would Come!!!

George Clooney and Sarah Larson are DUNZO!!! Or, at least, so says InTouch.

George recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress hooker removed her belongings. “George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.”

Oh, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!!!!