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“You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true, and, in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damn good orgasms...

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PUPPIES!!!

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die Puppies make everything okay. Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones in bed together doesn’t hurt either.

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Quotables

“I’ve porked the fuck out, man. I’m really, really fat right now. Fattest I’ve ever been. But as soon as this flick’s out, I’m taking my life back;...