Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Angelina Jolie’s Dark Side Belongs to Brad

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Remember that whole heroin-induced, blood-and-gore, kissing-half-brothers thing Angelina used to do? Even though she’s been with Brad Pitt for something like a lifetime and has a slew of kids, that darkness still exists. Does that excite you? Does it make you wonder if she’ll go spinning off her axis one of these days into a flurry of intravenous drugs, cigarettes, old men, and red meat consumption? Don’t get your hopes up yet – Angie says that the dark side now belongs to Brad:

“I’m still a bad girl. I still have that side of me … it’s just in its place now … it belongs to Brad [Pitt]. Or our adventures. … I went through heavier, darker times and I survived them. I didn’t die young.”

She continues by saying that if you’re assuming the worst, you’re probably right:

“So I am very lucky. There are other artists and people that didn’t survive certain things … people can imagine that I did the most dangerous, and I did the worst … for many reasons, I shouldn’t be here. You just … too many times where you came close to too many dangerous things, too many chances taken too, too far.”

The interview, which will be run through 60 Minutes, will air on Sunday. Mwah ah ah.

I Know How Much We All Want to See The Woman in Black, So Here’s Another Sneak Peek

Something about this movie just totally makes me want to crap my pants every time I talk about it. Usually, talking about it accompanies actually having seen a preview or a trailer or, in this case, a sneak peek, and this time is no different. I mean, come on: cobwebbed gargoyles! Creepy apparitions lurking in windows! Self-destructing photos! Rocking chairs!

February 2012? You better get your ass here fast is all I can say.

So, Did Kate Gosselin Get Plastic Surgery or What?

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And by asking “or what,” I definitely mean “or plastic surgery,” because as far as I’m aware, no one ages in reverse – especially snaggly bitches who belittle their kids and husband in public for monetary gain.

Namely, the plastic surgery has a lot to do with facial fillers. Maybe something with her jaw. And definitely something with the bridge of her nose. I mean, what is that? Whatever she did to the skin/bone in that area positively makes her appear to be of Asian descent or something. Her eyes look so far apart now. All I know is that *something* is majorly different with Kate-girl‘s face, and I’m not going to be able to sleep ’til I figure out what it is. Now if they could only come up with some kind of personality surgery, Kate might be a tolerable person, you feel me?

Before and after image courtesy of Cele|bitchy