Oh, happy, happy day!
Britney Spears told Z100 in New York today that she plans to tour in 2009!
“Oh, definitely next year,” she said when asked about touring possibilities. “Probably around the world.”
You hear that? AROUND THE WORLD!
I have been meaning to get some international travel in. I am totally going to be a worldwide Britney Spears groupie in 2009. Seriously I am going to hand over Evil Beet to Leo and launch a blog dedicated to my travels of following Britney from country to country. I’ll be like those people who backpack through Europe and stay in hostels except for I will spend way less time in art museums and coffee shops and way more time at BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERTS!!!
I’m soooooo psyched!
Who’s coming with me????
But there’s nothing stopping us from running the naked painting of Sarah Palin hanging in a Chicago area bar.
It’s art! Look at me, supporting unknown local artists. I’m like the National Endowment for the Arts or some shit.
Uncensored feminism is after the jump.
Now they’re both out!
Travis Barker was released from Doctors Hospital in Augusta this morning, after being treated for burns sustained in the plane crash earlier this month.
“Travis is in good condition and was discharged this morning,” said a spokesperson for the hospital. “He has left Augusta.”
I wonder when he and/or DJ AM will begin talking about the crash.
Definitely sending lots of positive, get-better energy to the two of them.
After breaking all our hearts by splitting up, it looks like Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have reconciled, and are back in each other’s hearts and pants.
Cameras caught the two of them holding hands and looking very much together in LA this weekend.
As much as I hate Jimmy Kimmel, this is kind of heart warming. It’s like when I heard Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling got back together. You just hate to see true love broken apart.
Once again aiming to hire the performer least likely to reveal an erogenous zone on live television, the NFL has selected Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to headline at this year’s Super Bowl in Tampa.
Ugh, this dude is so obnoxious.
Adnan Ghalib is back to talking about the sex tape he claims he has of Britney Spears.
He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I wonâ€™t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.
Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”
Dude, as much as I want this tape to exist, it totally doesn’t exist. It would have been sold a long time ago if it did.
First off, she wasn’t drinking.
Authorities are still waiting on the results of other tests.
The person who reported the incident said she saw a woman who was visibly impaired, later identified to be Locklear, getting into a car in a Montecito parking lot Saturday afternoon about 4:30, Marshall said.
Locklear showed bizarre behavior, driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and revving her engine. After leaving the parking lot, she stopped her car on the street and stumbled into the traffic lane, according to the caller, who followed Locklear out of concern, Marshall said.
When the CHP officer arrived, Locklear’s car was parked on State Route 192 partially blocking a lane, Marshall said. The officer talked to her and determined that she was disoriented and “under the influence of something.” She was taken to the CHP’s Santa Barbara-area office to be tested for alcohol and drugs.
Locklear tested negative for alcohol. Other drug tests will be returned in a few days, Marshall said.
Hm. She was visibly impaired, but she hadn’t been drinking.
Soooo … are we talking weed? Cocaine? Vicodin?
Or was little Heather Locklear into something a little bit harder?
Can’t wait to find out!