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24Remember When You Used To Celebrate A Touchdown By Chest Bumping and Ball Spiking?

Superbowl viewers in Tuscon got more than they bargained for last night.  With 2:48 left in the game, Comcast went a little nuts with the end zone celebrations.  And when I say “nuts”, I mean nuts in the most literal sense.

I mean, yeah, it was exciting that Arizona took the lead but wasn’t that enough?  Did Tusconians need porn too?

Click here for the totally NSFW or children, dick waving, so much more than a wardrobe malfunction video that Comcast customers in Tuscon were treated to in lieu of post touchdown commentary.  You’ll have to scroll down a bit to see the video.

February 2, 2009 at 5:54 am by Wendie
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35Guess Who’s Back?

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Um, so, I’m basically unreachable by MySpace these days. I never check those accounts. (My apologies to those of you who have friend requests pending.) So it’s a relief to see that my old MySpace pal — and Verne Troyer’s former bedroom pal — Ranae Shrider has finally joined Facebook and added me as a friend.

Homegirl is NOT READY to settle for fifteen minutes of fame. She is going to STAY IN OUR FACES, beyotch.

Ranae posted a shitload of new photos and re-started her PR machine today by leaving messages on my wall and Wendie’s and probably every other gossip blogger’s on the planet. I have to admit, though, she looks awesome. I’m not sure if she had work done or if she just got a new hair and makeup person, but I do think she looks really good.

I’m sorry, I just can’t be that mean to her. This is the girl who emailed me this photo once upon a time, and I will forever be grateful. There’s just nothing in my life I love more than this photo:

Verne Troyer Mini Me and Ranae Shrider in Lobster Bibs Pictures Photos

Oh, no, wait, there’s now one I like better:

Verne Troyer Mini Me in Bear Costume with Honey Pictures Photos

Whatever. There’s a soft spot in my heart for any girl who’s willing to sell out pictures of her pint-sized ex-lover in a lobster bib to extend her time in the spotlight. That is my kind of woman.

Ya look damn good, sweetie.

February 1, 2009 at 8:15 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Ranae Shrider

8Still Together?

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They’ve been dogged by a lot of break-up rumors lately, but Gossip Girl co-stars (and lovers?) Blake Lively and Penn Badgley didn’t seem to mind each other’s company at the DirectTV Celebrity Beach Bowl in St. Petersberg, Florida on Sunday. I’m rooting for those crazy kids!!

Also there: Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Playmate Jayde Nicole, Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon, Chace Crawford, Joel and Benji Madden, and Christian Slater.

But did everyone watch Puppy Bowl????

Puppy Bowl was WAY BETTER than any stupid celebrity bowl. This year, THEY HAD A PUPPY STREAKER!

February 1, 2009 at 7:48 pm by Evil Beet

37In Case You Missed It

Here is the gorgeous and talented Jennifer Hudson singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl game.

J-Hud did a phenomenal job with this.

If only the refs had been equally competent!!!

February 1, 2009 at 7:28 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jennifer Hudson

50Total Football Tragedy

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ZOMG.

The one time in my life that I actually care about a sporting event, and my heart gets ripped out from my chest and stomped on.

This is why I try not to care about things.

I even wore my little Cardinals jersey that I bought when I was visiting my hometown of Phoenix, and went to a big party and wore the 3-D glasses and cheered my little heart out.

It didn’t matter.

I’m so crushed.

If you want to talk about the stupid football game that happened today, this is your thread. I will try not to ban you for saying nice things about the Steelers.

February 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

20Singlehandedly Resurrecting The Economy

This guy

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has managed to bring in some 83 million dollars in the past three weeks. In light of the grim economic outlook January’s movie revenues are a surprise to the industry. North American ticket sales are up 20% compared to the same time last year and ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’ is a large part of that improved number. I hear security guards are none to pleased with the film, but America seems to be loving it. I’ll admit when I saw the trailer I was like “what in the segway riding mustachioed hell?!” But once I learned it was set in the dirty jerz I had to support it. 

Kudos to Kevin James. In step with Michael Cera he’s slowly changing the “leading man” stereotype and ‘King of Queens’ reruns are still hilarious.

February 1, 2009 at 2:48 pm by Soleil
Filed Under: Kevin James