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Afternoon Delight

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Jennifer Aniston named the hottest woman of all time? WTF? [Cele|bitchy]

5 Best Movies on the Humorous Side of Child Endangerment. [Starpulse]

Who keeps bailing Jerry Sandusky out of jail? [The Superficial]

The Karlie Kloss photos are down. [The Frisky]

Will Khloe Kardashian be moving to New Orleans? [TMZ]

Charlize Theron through the years. [Socialite Life]

Lindsay Lohan leaked photos. [The Blemish]

So, Courtney Stodden’s NOT doing a reality show? [Popbytes]

Beyonce singing at age 8. [theBERRY]

Finals week = college streakers. [OMGBlog]

What to expect from movies with women. [Lainey Gossip]

Robert Pattinson has “delicate” hands. [Lainey Gossip]

Tom Cruise‘s latest Botox face. [INFDaily]

EXCLUSIVE: Never-Before-Seen Photos of Anna Nicole Smith During her Pregnancy

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Hard to believe that these photos were taken just months before Anna Nicole Smith passed away, while she was pregnant with her now-five-year-old daughter, Danilynn, right?

The pictures were unearthed from a promo shoot that was recently used by website Golden Palace, which I was afraid to click on for fear of it being some kind of weird pregnancy-golden-showers pornography site. Thankfully, I was wrong, and it’s only an online casino. My luck usually isn’t that good, so I’ll take it.

According to Golden Palace’s site:

She [Anna Nicole] loved the Golden Palace brand and especially liked the outlandish marketing efforts that were made with the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich. The extraordinary “golden” pregnancy photo shoot was also her idea, a time she described as “magical”. Like her persona, she wanted to capture the moment by doing something outrageous, memorable, and fun. Just prior to her untimely passing Anna Nicole had agreed to become a spokesperson for GoldenPalace.com and was looking forward to kicking off the campaign with the launch of an exclusive “Anna Nicole” slot machine. As big fans of Anna Nicole, we felt a collaborative effort would be mutually beneficial. Unfortunately, the tragic events that followed so closely after the photo shoot proved to be overwhelming for the starlet, and out of respect for her and her family, the campaign was immediately shelved.

Guess these kind of blow Demi Moore‘s famous pregnancy shoot right out of the water, huh? Yikes.

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Kris Humphries is Not a Total Idiot

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Have I really grown to hate Kim Kardashian SO MUCH that this guy here, Kris Humphries, is becoming more and more sympathetic and – dare I say it – kind of attractive? His evasion tactics are sort of charming, and his whole “moving forward” thing seems pretty genuine, and I’m really, really pulling for someone in the NBA to give him a contract.

THIS BOY REALLY LOVES HIS BASKETBALL.

On the whole, I’m kind of impressed by his discretion – unless, of course, I’m mistaking it for total fear that a severed Khloe head might end up on his pillow, and that’s what’s keeping his lips sealed about how big of a fake bitch Kim Kardashian and her mom really are. In either case, smooth move, dude.