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13Back On?

We’ve heard lots of rumors recently that DJ AM and Mandy Moore have reignited their romance, and the two were spotted together this weekend, when Mandy Moore hosted at PURE and AM was the DJ. I wonder if he flew there … either way, it’s good to see he’s back on his game.

Mandy, on the other hand, still just annoys me. And I still don’t know why. Doesn’t she just look annoying? Like the kind of girl who mentions to the teacher that the clock’s running ten minutes fast, and it’s not time to let us out yet. And you just wanna smack her. I also hate her outfit and her shoes here.

Also there: Jeremy Jackson, who … uh … has seen better days.

November 16, 2008 at 11:14 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: DJ AM, Mandy Moore

26Uma Thurman Dodged a Bullet

Ethan Hawke is not aging particularly well, IMHO. Plus, he makes a lot of funny faces for the camera. Let’s make sure he is never photographed with Samantha Ronson. The resultant face-scrunching could probably kill a horse.

At the press conference for his new film, What Doesn’t Kill You, in NYC.

November 16, 2008 at 10:42 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Ethan Hawke

29In Case You Missed It

Check out Justin Timberlake’s brilliant stint on SNL last night.

Can we just make him a regular cast member already?

November 16, 2008 at 7:25 pm by Evil Beet

8Why Does MTV Hate Us?

According to Audrina Patridge, there will be a 5th season of The Hills.  I don’t know what the public has done to deserve this but apparently the four remaining fans launched an aggressive letter writing campaign and have prevailed.

Audrina was really bummed out because she wanted to do more movies.  I don’t blame her.  She’s currently filming Sorority Row which is about a bunch of college girls who kill their housemother.  And once you’ve had your hands on quality material like that, who needs a gig like The Hills?  Audrina, people can’t afford to keep their homes.  You are being paid  35k an episode to inflict your talentless self upon innocent channel surfers.  Be grateful.

November 16, 2008 at 4:58 pm by Wendie

20Kelly Osbourne Makes Foolish Financial Decision

Ah…young love.  Kelly Osbourne has found a mate for lifein Luke Worrall.  The couple began dating six months ago and Luke has announced their engagement…wait for it…on his Facebook status.  Sure, she had been spotted around town wearing a big rock but when you bring it to Facebook it’s official.  His FB pageidentifies him as “the Agyness Deyn of male models.”  Oh Kelly…

But wait…there’s more.  He’s 18 and she’s 24.  Kelly Osbourne is only 24.  Is that even possible?  Doesn’t it seem like she should be 47 or something?  I’m all for young love but why do they have to get married?  Can’t they just share a flat and fornicate as nature intended?  It’s so much cheaper when it goes off into the ditch.  And in this economy, we must be prudent.  Kelly Osbourne marrying an 18 year-old male model does not make sound financial sense.

November 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm by Wendie

21Kim Kardashian Looks Normal

Can we broadcast this to every girl between the ages of 9 and 18?  Kim Kardashian yesterday in Miami Beach with no makeup on.  Without lashes and bronzer, Kim looks like she should be serving SuperMelts and Fribbles.  You know…average.

I like the dude in the background pushing up his sunglasses.  You know he thought someone was clamoring to take his pic.

November 16, 2008 at 2:41 pm by Wendie
Filed Under: Kim Kardashian