Today's Evil Beet Gossip

ZOMG We Have the Stills from the Britney Spears “Womanizer” Video!!!

Is everybody sooooooooo excited??? The Britney Spears "Womanizer" video premieres Friday on 20/20!!! Yeah, that's right, on 20/20, bitches, because it's not like there's anything else going on in the world. But to tide your Britneymania over until then, the kids at Britney.com (tagline: "It's Britney.com, B*tch," which amuses me to no end) have the exclusive first look at stills from Brit's new video. Using our special NASA-patented technology (aka "Project Save As") we have brought these...

Lookin’ Good!

You know how sometimes two really hot people will mate and the resultant offspring will be ... well ... Rumer Willis? That is not what happened with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, whose two children, Preston and Kaia, are, like, freakishly gorgeous. They were also some of the lucky invitees to Miley Cyrus's Disneyland bash this weekend. Also there: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall, Steve Carell and Nancy Walls, Jennie Garth, David Archuleta, Rick Fox and Vanessa Williams, Baby F...

Matt Damon Competes in Triathlon

OMG you guys I am in SUCH a grumpy little mood today. I am a grumpalufugus (sp?). And it's all totally PMS -- there's nothing actually wrong -- but I'm trying so hard to be cutesy and funny and my normal self but all I want to do is run around the office screaming "WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT MATT DAMON DID I WANT CHOCOLATE." And you know what else? The nice lady who normally has a big bowl of chocolate in her office? Is out sick. And her office door? Is locked. I mean, Jesus, lady, have some res...

Quotables

"This is absolutely amazing for the world's most beautiful, perfect little girl. She's so pure." Tyra Banks, who MC'd the crazy birthday celebration for Miley Cyrus at Disneyland this weekend. Also in attendance: Rumored nemesis Demi Lovato, who reportedly got Miley a Tiffany necklace. "If we weren't cool, I definitely wouldn't have gotten her a nice gift," she told MTV News. "I pinky promise!" Um, Demi? We all know that necklace was paid for by the same people who forced Miley to invite you...