Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sharon Stone Loses Custody of Her Son

Sharon Stone is like the Britney Spears of the Viagra set.

At the age of 50, Sharon has somehow managed to lose all physical custody of her 8-year-old son, Roan, to her ex-husband, Phil Bronstein.

According to court documents detailing a September 12, 2008 custody hearing, Phil Bronstein “shall have permanent sole physical custody of child. Court finds that Respondent (Sharon Stone) failed to meet her burden of proof and denies Respondent’s (Sharon Stone’s) request for modification of custody. The judge also notes this order is permanent unless there is a change of circumstances.

And all without ever shaving her head or attacking the paparazzi with umbrellas.

How do you even do that?

I assume Exhibit A in her husband’s court arsenal were a collection of red carpet photos of Sharon taken over the past five years. That should be enough to convince any reasonable person that this woman was out of her goddamn mind.

Meg Ryan Says Dennis Quaid Was Cheating on HER!!!

DRAMA!!!

Eight years after their split, Meg Ryan is FINALLY willing to talk about her split from Dennis Quaid.

“Dennis was not faithful to me for a very long time, and that was very painful,” she says in the new issue of InStyle. “I found out more about that after I was divorced.”

And as for her scandalous relationship with Russell Crowe? “I think he took a big hit. But Russell didn’t break up the marriage. He was definitely there at the end, but it wasn’t his fault. I was a mess. I hurt him too at the end. I couldn’t be in another long relationship, it wasn’t the time for that. So I got out … My time as a scarlet woman was really interesting. As painful as it was, it was also incredible liberating. Now I was utterly free. I didn’t have to care about what people thought.”

Meg also talks about being dubbed America’s Sweetheart: “It’s an old-fashioned idea, so anachronistic. I understood it was a compliment about being lovable, and it felt nice … but it also felt, after a time, like ideas were being projected onto me that had nothing to do with me,” she says. “The girl next door to what? I never felt like a very conventional person.”

It’s always fascinating to me when celebrities talk about their pasts many years later. This puts a whole new spin on Meg for me. I wonder what Paris Hilton will have to say about these past few years in another decade or so.

And I wonder if Dennis Quaid will be telling HIS side of the story now.

Earning His Keep: Part II

I already told you guys that Leo was going to have to earn $89 worth of page views to pay me back for the laptop power cord he chewed up.

So here he is, working it in the brand new bomber jacket I got for him. He’s the bomb in his bomber jacket. Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! OMG I am so funny. I kill me, I do.

You guys wanna know something major? I have always had to buy Leo his doggy clothes in a size XS. But he has finally grown out of that and now has to wear a regular small. My little boy is becoming a man!

Oh and I also included a couple shots of Josie watching our photo shoot, because I’m sure she’s the one who taught him how to destroy a power cord in the first place. She did plenty of it as a baby.

Michelle Tanner

A healthy-weighted Olsen twin departs a West Village tanning salon.

Okay, you guys are gonna give me a huge amount of shit for this, but I have to say that, as she gets to a normal weight, I kind of understand why she felt so much pressure to stay at a ridiculously skinny weight. She is such a very tiny person (I think she’s honestly like 4’11″) that even a small weight gain makes her look really squat. At that height, you can’t just gain 10 or 20 pounds and have it not significantly impact your appearance, and the pictures we’ve seen of her lately have made that painfully clear. Not that she’s gained anywhere near 20 pounds. But still. I’m not suggesting she go back to her old weight, and I don’t (repeat: don’t) think she looks fat, but being at a normal weight makes her look very, well, normal, which is exactly how celebrities do not want to look.

Yup, She’s There!

Photogs caught Mandy Moore leaving the Doctors Hospital in Augusta, Georgia, where she’s visiting her former flame, Adam Goldstein (aka DJ AM).

Aw, what a sweetheart. My hatred for Mandy has been lifted, but just for today. I reserve the right to reclaim it whenever I see fit.

Black Tie, Baby!!!

Some gorgeous, gorgeous, GORGEOUS dresses at the Metropolitan Opera 125th Season Opening Night Gala at Lincoln Plaza tonight.

This kind of makes up for the fact that the Emmy dresses were such snoozers. Kind of.

The star of the night, IMHO, is underage love of my life and aspiring haute couture model Taylor Momsen, who looked unbelievably stunning in a phenomenal dress. Who made that? It is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, and Taylor pulls it off flawlessly. I ::heart:: her.