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Courtney Stodden wants to stop bullying one bully at a time. [The Superficial]

Rachel McAdams 2012: WHAT?! [Lainey Gossip]

So, I’m hearing Kate Middleton’s pregnant. [The Superficial]

Olivia Wilde stole one of the Olsen twins’ boyfriends. [Starpulse]

Angelina does Marie Claire‘s January ’12 issue. [ICYDK]

What weight loss did to Kirstie Alley’s face. [INFDaily]

The Kardashians: apparently, they’ve only just begun. [Huff Po]

The X-Factor live recap. [CDL]

Shakira lopped all of her hair off. [Cele|bitchy]

Aww, he’s in LOVE. [Lainey Gossip]

This is what Madonna looks like when she hasn’t had a ton of Botox shot up in her face for a week. [Celebrity Rant]

Erin Andrews is suing for $10m because everyone saw her nudity. [IDLYITW]

“Good” Photoshopping vs. Bad Photoshopping. [theBERRY]

Fergie‘s beat-up vagina. [The Blemish]

Blind Item: The Kardashian Paternity Drama

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This is a really interesting but really sad blind item. The rest of the internet and I aren’t really accepting any guesses for this other than the Kardashians, so why don’t we go ahead and review the item and then talk about our feelings, all right?

While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago.  The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun.

And now we know that it’s been confirmed that Khloe Kardashian is not truly a Kardashian by blood, and that Mother of the Year, Kris Jenner, slept around. Here, in no particular order, are the facts to back it up:

1) Check out the wording of the item: “a unique physical characteristic,” “more famous sibling,” and the tendency to “selectively overshare.” Not a Kardashian post goes by where somebody doesn’t comment on Khloe’s stature, of course Kim is way more famous, and … oversharing, guys. That’s what the Kardashians do.

2) Just look at Khloe. We’ve already mentioned the height, but there’s the lighter hair, the lighter complexion, and the fact that Kim and Kourtney could be twins while Khloe has a pretty different look.

3) If you watch the show, you might remember an early episode where Khloe did a DNA test to see if Kris was her biological mom. She stated that she never felt like a real part of the family and that she felt like she was treated differently.

4) Remember, Khloe Kardashian is the best Kardashian. A different set of genes might be the reason.

5) In Kris Jenner’s new book, she mentions that time that she had an affair around the same time that Khloe would have been conceived. So there’s that.

Any other guesses, or do you think it’s pretty much a sure bet that this paternity drama is all about the Kardashians?

Aww, Jennifer Lopez’s Mom Stopped Talking to Her Over Her Little Boyfriend!

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But … look at how in love these kids are! Look at 42-year-old Jennifer Lopez‘s face as her 24-year-old backup dancer/lover gently cradles her close! How could J. Lo’s mom not just respect and adore that so much?

From Star via Celebitchy:

A source close to the singer… tells Star that Guadalupe is “devastated” over Jen dating such a young man so soon after her split from Marc – and she’s cut off contact with her A-list daughter! “Guadalupe has become very upset with what she says is Jennifer’s poor judgment,” reveals an insider. “They’re not on speaking terms at the moment.”

More than anything, Guadalupe – who has been a caretaker for Jen’s 3 year-old twins… is upset about J.Lo flaunting the fling in front of her children. “The kids are struggling to understand what’s happened with their father and mother,” the source says. “Then, all of a sudden, there is a new father figure in their life.”

Ok, real talk: this is kind of messed up, right? It hasn’t even been five months since we heard about Jennifer’s split from Marc Anthony, and she’s already hooked up with Bradley Cooper and this douchebag? And on top of that, she’s also bringing new dudes around her kids? That’s questionable. Oh, actually, wait, taking your kids to Hawaii with your baby boyfriend of no more than two months for Thanksgiving, now THAT’S questionable.

Guadalupe, I totally get not talking to your daughter. She’s being mad shady. Don’t let her think she’s too old to be taken over your knee.