Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lunch Break Quickies

Zach Braff thinks this season of Scrubs will be his last. Hey, you know who could step in as Donald Faison’s replacement love interest? Cacee Cobb! [for those of you...

Heidi Klum is Ridiculously Hot

Also, as of this morning, Pluto is no longer a planet. A bunch of scientists who are way smarter than you are took a week off from pursuing passing fancies like curing cancer to bicker...

Putting It All in Perspective

Notable Amazon.com album rankings from today: 1. Christina Aguilera, Back to Basics [I LOVE YOU XTINA!]2. Danity Kane, Danity Kane [Yup, that’s Diddy’s all-girl group from yet...

There is No News Today

When is Britney due again? This is so frustrating. Items being circulated as news today: Paris Hilton released the album you and your best friend recorded on an 8-track when you were ten...

Deep Thoughts by Michael Lohan

Remember that day back in ninth grade when all the guys came over to your garage to kick-start that jam band that was gonna be huge at Battle of the Bands this year, and you were very...

Picking up the Pieces

Clips day continues. You know it’s a slow news day when you’ve tracked down a clip of Christina Aguilera on Letterman to use on your blog. But after the Federlesion horror you...

"You Won’t See This on Fucking...

A wasted Kelly Clarkson gets pulled up on stage at some metal show (is this Yellowcard? Does anyone care?). It’s a 10-minute clip and it’s worth every. Single. Minute. I voted...