Today's Evil Beet Gossip

BREAKING: Michael Richards Is Sorry

Apparently taping just wrapped on tonight’s David Letterman, and Michael Richards made an appearance via satellite to apologize for the awful, racist remarks that had their webcast...

Josh Hartnett Cheats on Scarlett???

Scarlett Johansson is currently in England filming The Other Boleyn Girl, but perhaps her thoughts should be focused on The Other Hartnett Girl. Scarlett’s boyfriend, Josh Hartnett...

Oscars, why do you hate me?

Every year I get sucked into the Oscar debate and every year I end up bitter. It’s not so much the idea of the Oscars that bothers me, it’s the execution. The awards are based...

Yes…That Was a Bad Idea.

“If I Did It,” the book where OJ Simpson essentially confessed to the murders of his wife and Ronald Goldman has been cancelled. News Corp. today decided that not only was the...

Team Karen or Team Pam?

I am obsessed with “The Office.” Best Week Ever has a great recap of last week’s episode. In it, they bring up the point that they are actually Team Karen. After months of...

Monday Morning Music

[youtube=]Here is my new favorite artist. His name is Mickey Avalon. I saw him in San Diego when he performed at Aubergine. He is a punk rapper from the mean streets of LA. Essentially...

American Idol Oscar Talk?

In my alternate life I am a really big-time movie reviewer, think Ebert without an alarming predilection towards a coronary. Anyway, in this lofty position I get to screen movies before...

Cleaning up the Weekend

Britney Spears and her new extensions score with the Vegas casinos and possibly Mario Lopez. Some other bloggers may refer to Lopez as a star of Saved by the Bell and, more recently...

TomKat Wedding Video

This is so weird I had to post it. This will be the only time I speak of this sham marriage. We have lost Joey Potter forever. I wonder what Dawson thinks about all of...

Bad Boy!

So this is a pic o’ the Bachelor, Lorenzo. He is chatting with an unidentified female companion. Now, my picture of them making out was too dark which makes me sad. Please take my...