Some very critical stories have broken in the past hour. Normally I like to take little breaks from blogging during the day to, you know, do stuff at the job I have that pays me in cash...

The Met Gala WILL return this fall. Yes fall.
Dust off your Guo Pei gown, Rihanna! We’re going to have a gala this year!!! As you may know, every year on the first...
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Joseph Siravo Dies: ‘The Sopranos’, ‘Jersey Boys’
Joseph Siravo is best known for his role as Tony Soprano’s father in The Sopranos. As well he’ll be remembered...
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Erin and Ben Napier expecting baby number two!
I’ve made no secret about the amount of free time (4-5 hours a day, some days) I spend watching HGTV programing. But did...
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DJ Khaled sells his Beverly Hills mansion
Super Producer and musician DJ Khaled has found a buyer for his Mullholand Estates mansion, which Khaled bought back in 2016 from...
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Hey boys! Just when you thought masturbating to thoughts of Miss Cleo couldn’t get any better — turns out she’s a lezzie!
Aaron Carter breaks off his week-long engagement... Nicole Richie has been spotted all over town lately with her new man, longtime friend and Prince of Malibu Brody Jenner. But it was not so long ago that the super-skinny starlet was engaged... You know those awkward days after a break-up, where you still have to see the guy every now and then to work out the details? Who’s keeping the dog? Where are my bikinis? You owe me... I love it when there’s a ton of cool stuff breaking on a Friday afternoon.
Grey’s Anatomy kicks some CSI ass, while ANTM stays fierce on the CW.
Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die... Via Bravo’s website. Complete with music and special effects. Consider the rest of your day shot. This is awesome.
Update:
Check out the mash-ups we made!
Evil Beet Mash by Evil... Katie Holmes may play the role of Victoria Beckham in an upcoming biopic about Posh’s hubby, U.K. soccer star David Beckham.
A publicity-starved Steve-O urinates on the red carpet... Ah, blog backlash. As a mounting wave of celebrity vitriol prepares to crash upon the shores of the next generation of opinion makers — those who don’t have to run their words... Ah ha ha ha ha!
I am so funny. Great title, Beet.
(I did not get much sleep last night.)
Oh sorry you guys don’t even know why it’s so funny yet.
Or unfunny. Okay then.
So Lou... [Via TechCrunch]
WSJ reports that “people familiar with the matter” are saying that Facebook has been in acquisition discussions with Yahoo, Microsoft and Viacom over the last... On the heels of one Sutton Pierce Federline, here’s an encyclopedia of stupid things to name your kid.
[via Junkiness] People in this country seem to think it would be a good thing if Lindsay Lohan moved to London. Such thinking belies a tacit ignorance of the economic underpinnings of our nation. A drastic...Lunch-Break Quickies: Are Paris & Nicole BFF Again?
Nicole Richie Not So Over AM
Lindsay’s Post-Break-up Morton Encounter
Friday Afternoon Round-Up: Linds & Harry Dunzo?
Make Your Own Project Runway Video Mash-Up
Lunch Break Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Wants You to Know...
Jared Leto Doesn’t Think I’m Funny Either...
Stand and Deliver — a Punch!
Facebook to Sell to Yahoo for $1B?
Jayln Cydnee: Because WeLiveIn’ATrailer is Kind...
Early Morning Musings: Cameron Diaz ASSAULTED!