Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Random Rant: Misogyny at LAX

This has nothing to do with celebrities, celebutantes or gossip, so if you can’t handle some off-topic ranting, please avert your eyes. Anyone who knows me knows I’m pretty far...

Busy Busy Go Go

I’m out and about and on airplanes today, so posting will be slow for the rest of the afternoon/evening, but I promise to come back and catch you up tonight, my loves. You know what...

Are You Done Yet, Kristin Cavallari?

NYC scenesters say that the former Laguna Beacher has been working it hardcore at NYC Fashion Week, showing up everywhere that’ll have her. I hope this signals the decline of the...

Lindsay Lohan Tells Her Mom to Go to Hell

If you can believe it, all is not well in the Lohan household. On Thursday night, La Lohan met up with her mother, Dina, at an NYC restaurant to celebrate her mom’s birthday. By the...

Britney Spears’ Baby Name Revealed!

It’s official: on September 12 of this year, Britney Spears birthed a 72-year-old British man. Although we have not yet seen photos of the crotchety old wanker, his age and obvious...

Jessica Biel is Kissing a Girl

I’m pretty busy today, so posting may be slow, but I figure this’ll keep you guys entertained for at least the next couple of hours. Thank you, Jessica Biel; in your...