Today's Evil Beet Gossip

MTV So Ready to Infect You

MTV comes out with a Room Raiders for the born-after-1995 set — Meet or Delete is a dating show in which contestants are allowed to rummage through one another’s computers. The...

The British Are Brilliant

From today’s edition of The Sun. [via BestWeekEver] [you know, I accidentally mistyped that as BestWeedEver, and it occurred to me that, if you were smart, you’d buy that domain...

Tim Allen Gets Married

I’ll admit I have a strange fondness for Tim Allen. I feel I have to explain this. Long, long ago, I started a fledgling, vaguely celebrity-focused blog, which I would call The Evil...

Google Purchases YouTube for $1.65B

If you have a strange sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach about this, rest assured it’s warranted. Now that corporations have someone with assets to sue for the illegal...

Paris Hilton and Courtney Love BFF Again?

Oh, wait, I’ve just received word that the other person in this photo is actually Nicole Richie. What is it with the Courtney Love look lately? Courtney Love is the new black. Anyway...

New Artist Alert: Kim Kline

LA-based Kim Kline rocks out on her first single, “Inside.” It’s definitely chick rock, but it’s catchy. Her manager sent me her publicity package, and I dutifully...

Scott Stapp Is a Drunken Douchebag

I’m no expert on Jesus, Mr. Stapp, but, from what I’ve been told, he wasn’t real big on gambling, drinking to excess, or announcing that Dave Grohl has a tiny penis on...