Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Jen and Vince are officially dunzo. Which is totally no surprise, since we haven’t seen them together in months. But still. Now you know. 2006 has been all about celebrity...

American Television is Lame

I was reading this article on Dutch television when it occurred to me how crappy our TV standards are. Someone shows a nipple around this country and people go fucking bonkers but over...

Laura Bennett Pops Out that Kid

Laura Bennett, who totally should have won last season’s Project Runway, gave birth last Friday morning to the kiddo she’d been carrying throughout filming. The boy, Finn, is...

Please Don’t Break My Big Gay Heart

So T.R. Knight (O’Malley, Grey’s Anatomy) and Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie, Doogie) made an appearance at a gay themed charity last night. The charity was a suicide hotline for...

Late-Night Links

The OC‘s Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody decide to call it quits. In real life, not on the show. Are they still on that show? Do I really care? No. [Tabloid Whore] Eddie Murphy...

Less Beaver. More Borat

Have we forgotten that Borat is still really funny? I really think that I saw something eerily like this at a reception dinner in Croatia. [youtube=]

Rachel Bilson & Adam Brody: OVER

Life & Style reports that Bilson and Brody are dunzo. This isn’t a huge surprise, as there have been rumors of a split forever, and the two have rarely been photographed together...

Gwyneth: Lost in Translation

Gwyneth Paltrow responded today to reports that she gave a Portuguese newspaper a quote that “the British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans.” Says...

Dakota Fanning Vagina-Flashing Pool

Did anyone catch her on Regis and Kelly this morning? She’s still creepily well-spoken, but it’s a little less freaky now that she’s a pre-teen. It was just really, really...