Today's Evil Beet Gossip

A Few More Things…

File-sharing site Limewire is suing the RIAA for anti-trust violations, and they’re asking for a jury trial. So it’s pretty much the most awesome publicity stunt since that time...

Paris Hilton Charged Formally with DUI

Kari Ann Peniche(‘s publicist) finally breaks her day-long silence about the abrupt and predictable end to her week-long engagement to Aaron Carter. Brandon Davis gets in his...

NEW! Lindsay Lohan Tracker!

Albert Einstein once said “Do not worry about your difficulties in math. I assure you that mine are still greater.” This isn’t a great parallel, but the quote came to...

Jason Wahler Arrested…Again

Some very critical stories have broken in the past hour. Normally I like to take little breaks from blogging during the day to, you know, do stuff at the job I have that pays me in cash...

Nicole Richie Not So Over AM

Nicole Richie has been spotted all over town lately with her new man, longtime friend and Prince of Malibu Brody Jenner. But it was not so long ago that the super-skinny starlet was engaged...

Lindsay’s Post-Break-up Morton Encounter

You know those awkward days after a break-up, where you still have to see the guy every now and then to work out the details? Who’s keeping the dog? Where are my bikinis? You owe me...