Today's Evil Beet Gossip

MCSTEAMY IS BACK!

Jessica Coen is leaving Gawker for Vanity Fair, where she’ll be their “deputy online editor.” In my mind, the “deputy” part of this keeps conjuring up an image...

Anna Nicole Marries Howard K Stern!

Star magazine reports that Anna Nicole Smith married her lawyer and constant companion, Howard K. Stern, in the Bahamas on Thursday morning. The ceremony took place on a yacht off the coast...

Out and About Today

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Clips from the Screech Sex Tape!

Watch it here! A lovely quote from Screech himself: “If you freeze-frame right at the blue jelly double-cock, um, I believe there’s poop on the end of it…I can’t...

Quote of the Day

“Your research in phytoplankton ecology intrigues me, and I’d love to learn more about it. I have always been interested in harmful algal blooms.” From my sister’s...

Rev Run’s Baby Dies Shortly After Birth

And reality TV continues its sharp plunge into actual reality. Rev Run’s wife gave birth on Thursday, but the baby was born with its organs external to its body, a rare condition...