Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kiefer Sutherland Sings With His Dog

You know who I have a crush on? Kiefer Sutherland. Seriously, I do. And I know: between him and Adrien Brody, some of you are going to think that I have probably the worst taste in men the world over, but I don’t! I promise! My husband is actually quite the looker. Don’t believe me? I’m going to go and get all personal and post his picture:

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So, yeah. His hair’s crazy, and it was totally unintentional (he doesn’t normally look like Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine), but you get the idea. He’s probably going to melt into a puddle of sheer embarrassment when he sees that this, of all the photos I could have possibly posted, was the one I chose, but hey. You should see some of the awful shit he has of me all over his Facebook. Damn. Revenge is a big nasty bitch sometimes.

Anyway, the video above is Kiefer Sutherland singing with his dog, and if it doesn’t make you think Pink Floyd’s Seamus (which is probably one of my favorite songs of all time), then you’re probably stuck in the right decade, unlike yours truly.

I do love Kiefer, I loved 24, and I am positively OBSESSED with his new television show, Touch, and if you’re not watching that, then guys … you’re missing out and ALL of the points you scored for knowing/not knowing what ‘Seamus’ is are gone.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Went Away Together

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From People:

The longtime friends and That ’70s Show costars went on a three-day getaway to the coastal town of Carpinteria, Calif., just south of Santa Barbara. While away, Kutcher, 34, and Kunis, 28, dined on sushi, shopped for fruit and flowers and spent plenty of time in private.

After driving up from L.A. together last Thursday, the pair were spotted grabbing a quiet sushi lunch for two the next day. Later that day, Kutcher looked on while Kunis bought sunflowers and blueberries at a roadside fruit stand.

They weren’t spotted out on Saturday but made a coffee run the next day before driving back to L.A., where a solo Kutcher took in the Lakers game court-side.

Last week Kunis’s rep denied rumors that the pair were an item after they were spotted going to dinner with friends and reportedly shopping for furniture.

Neither rep would comment on their weekend outing, but a Kutcher source tells PEOPLE that the Two and a Half Men star has long held a torch for Kunis.

“He was so in love with her for a while when they worked together,” says the source. “He thought she was a goddess, was always talking about how beautiful she is. But she was with Macaulay [Culkin] for a lot of that time and also just generally gave off a not interested vibe.”

Adds the source, “It never happened, but I’m not surprised by this – at all.”

Are you guys surprised by this? Because I guess I’m not surprised by this. It’s not like we were caught off guard with it or anything—they were on a date just last week with “a bunch of friends.” Ashton’ll pretty much stick it in any willing party these days, and if these two are such “good friends” as they claim to be, then there’s nothing wrong with a little FWB, I guess, know?

Celebuzz has an exclusive source that says the two have had tons of chemistry:

“They have been close friends for years and there has always been a lot of chemistry. Whenever they are in between relationships, or aren’t seriously dating anyone, they tend to spend more time together.”

So, I don’t know. Are they or aren’t they? And if they are, do we care? Does this redeem Ashton from being a complete douchebag, or is Mila just another on a sex-string of attractive women post-divorce?

Wait … Is There Going to be a Dawson’s Creek Reunion?

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From Vulture:

… Williams was willing to commit more fully to our questions about a possible Dawson’s Creek reunion — or, at least, she was open to the idea, once we asked her about Don’t Trust The B– In Apartment 23 and told her that James Van Der Beek was willing. “He has my e-mail!” she responded, laughing. “He has my home phone, and my cell phone, so we talk … ” And that means she’d do the show, if he called? “He could totally ask! I’ve always said, I’m totally up for reunion tours, reunion shows, so we can do that. I’ve always wanted, my best friend [Busy Philipps] is on Cougar Town, and we’ve always talked about wanting to go be on that show, too. It’s just timing, because of L.A. and New York, and it hasn’t happened.” Your move, Van Der Beek!

Wow! Wouldn’t this be awesome if it happened?

This’ll be the biggest thing that’s happened to James Van Der Beek since … since … since, I don’t know, that movie he did for SyFy, The Storm! Which I, incidentally, watched this past week, because I went DV-R crazy with crappy made-for-TV disaster movies because I love them!

This’ll be the biggest thing since for Joshua Jackson since Diane Kruger took pity on his ugly ass and decided that she wanted to bone him for an extended period of time!

This’ll be the best thing that’s happened to Katie Holmes since she found out that her husband Tom Cruise is actually a robot created by the Church of Scientology, and because he’s some kind of weird droid, in legal terms, this means her marriage is not legally binding! … Wait, you mean that didn’t happen yet? OK, sorry—jumping the gun a little bit here, but it’s just all the excitement, I swear.

Would you guys totally love a DC reunion or what?