Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Susan Boyle Really Worth $13,666.66 a Minute?

90508x2_boyle_b_gr_01evilbeetgossip Now that Susan Boyle is all rested up, she began her Britain's Got Talent UK tour.  Oddly enough, after one performance, she had to take off last night to rest.  This could be part of her recovery plan from the exhaustion and breakdown she suffered a couple of weeks ago.  It really begs the question:  When is it enough money?  Boyle gets paid $164,000 to perform a twelve-minute set.  She also has a recording deal for a Christmas CD that is worth about $13M.  Susan, can you hear me?  Do...

Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Father's Day! I'd like to thank dads everywhere for telling corny jokes, yelling at the television when something they don't agree with comes on Fox News, and falling asleep in the living room chair. To celebrate, here are some pics of celebrity dads doing dad things with their offspring: taking their kids to the park, playing at the beach, and appearing in federal court. Who's your daddy? Beet's Update: It's not actually Father's Day in the U.S. yet, so don't panic. The photo agency was just jumping the gun by posting all these photos. Well, they want 'em up early so the magazines can buy them in time for their issues on Father's Day. Which is next week. So you're all fine. [gallery] />Happy Father's Day! I'd like to thank dads everywhere for telling corny jokes, yelling at the television when something they don't agree with comes on Fox News, and falling asleep in the living room chair. To celebrate, here are some pics of celebrity dads doing dad things with their offspring: taking their kids to the park, playing at the beach, and appearing in federal court. Who's your daddy? Beet's Update: It's not actually Father's Day in the U.S. yet, so don't panic. The photo agency...

Britney Spears Flashes Paps

Britney Spears Crotch Panty Upskirt I cannot seem to escape articles about the vulva today. Britney Spears made the tabloid news this weekend, and once again, the pictures we have are not of a private appearance by the singer in London, but of an appearance by her privates. She can manage to cover her head with a jacket, but can't cover up that other, more important hair? I must have Britney's bush fatigue because I am getting very, very tired of seeing this woman's reproductive parts. The "business" is in the gallery. ...

Dave Grohl: Poo Fighter

90613w10_grohl_b-gr_02 There are few things in this world that warm my heart more than seeing a dyed in the wool rock star pushing a baby stroller. Saturday afternoon, Foo Fighters front man and former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl and his wife Jordyn Blum took their two baby girls-- two month old newborn Harper Willow and 3 year old Violet Maye-- for a stroll and a quick nibble at The Stand. They win the parents of the year award for most normal, adorable baby naming. Dave eschewed the standard flowery diaper ba...

Lindsay Calls Samro ‘Baby’ & Sends Her a Pic of a Volkswagen Beetle with a Vagina On It

Lindsay Lohan I thought about coming up with some kind of clever headline, but in this case, the truth is hilarious enough. Lindsay tweeted Samantha Ronson with the message "Baby! Scott sent this. So weird!!!" and sent a link to this picture of a Volkswagen Beetle with a large photograph of a vagina plastered on the hood...the clitoral hood.*ba-dum-ching* Edit: I should not have to point out that the picture is NSFW. But apparently, I do. That picture is NSFW....

This Is What We Like to Call ‘Walleye Titts’

90613w9_sand_b-gr_04 Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand and on-again off-again boyfriend Romain Chavent sunbathed in Miami this weekend. Shauna has a textbook case of what I like to call Walleye Tits or Severe Sternum. This occurs when one's implants wander so far off to the side that Sully Sullenburger could crash land U.S. Airways flight 1549 on the space in between your cleavage. [gallery]...

Cristiano Reynaldow Gets Up Close and Personal with a Skank in Las Vegas

Cristiano Ronaldo ... and it's not Paris. This post was originally titled "Cristiano Ronaldo Snogs a Skank in Las Vegas." But the picture is a little grainy, so I can't actually tell if he's kissing this girl, or smelling her breath, or about to punch her in the face. Could he be cheating on Paris? Is it possible to cheat on something that has had more penises in it than the bathroom at an all-boys preparatory school? [gallery]...