Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Christie Brinkley is SUCH a Rock Star

Christie Brinkley’s creepy, philandering excuse for a husband made a short visit to their Hamptons compound yesterday. Christie stuck around for 15 minutes before getting the hell out...

The Asshole who Slept with My Brother

Hoping that the still-murky landscape of Internet law will deter the obvious libel charges, DontDateHimGirl.com has established a targeted marketer’s wet dream: a website where women...

Vietnamese Chicken Salad

I know everyone eagerly checks this blog on Thursday mornings for an debriefing on my cooking class the night before, and I do not wish to disappoint. Tonight was meats. We spent the first...

OMG: TMNT!

I am so happy right now. Warner Brothers is producing a fourth installment of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, with a release date set at 3/30/07 (we have to wait that long??). This...

Just Doing My Part for the Paparazzi

They’re filming something on Pershing, in the northbound lane just north of Imperial Ave in PDR. There’s a silver SUV and a dark-haired girl. They have the cops out en masse to...

My Latest Pitch

If you were less than amused by my most recent reality show pitch, you’ll be pleased to know I’m moving away from reality TV and focusing on documentaries now. Tonight I...

More Mel-odrama

Okay that was cheesy. But it stays. So anyway… Disney begins the delicate process of inching away from noted Jew-hater Mel Gibson, with ABC cancelling his upcoming miniseries about...