Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Fur is Fun?

I used to live in Virginia, pretty close to the PETA HQ. I found them to be kind of freaky, because frankly I find zealots of every stripe to be kind of freaky. Plus my blood thirsty...

Lohan Explains Everything

Okay, I’ll bite, an explanation for why good ol’ Linday is care free when it comes to her naughty bits. Quoth the LL: “I don’t want to put myself in the position...

Welcome to the Black Hole of Stupidity

Via Page Six this morning, “In a move that may cause a black hole of stupidity to implode in the middle of Las Vegas, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have been tapped to co-host the...

Late-Night Links

Christina Aguilera does a little drinkin’ herself. [Perez Hilton] I’ve lost track of how many times Snoop Dogg’s been arrested this year. But add one. [TMZ] Travis Barker...

Nicole Richie is Awesome

I love it when celebrities totally turn the tables and use the media for their own advantage. MySpace has allowed them to issue weird publicity statements without the need of publicists...

Stupid Headlines 101

This just makes me mad. The headline reads “Beyonce Enjoyed Working on Dreamgirls.” Really? No joke? It wasn’t hell on Earth? Director Bill Condon never once tried to...

Tracy Morgan: The Other Drunk Driver

It’s fitting that Tracy Morgan should choose this particular week to rack up his second DUI in a year. I had two favorite Tracy Morgan sketches on SNL. The first was that whole...

Heath Ledger Done Sowing Wild Oats

It’s in the news that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are tying the knot. I know what he’s thinking. Eh, she had my kid and she’s still kind of hot so why not? Plus...

Late-Night Links

Mary Kate and Ashley appear on The Today Show to give their first interview in two and a half years. They both appear sober and talk mostly about their careers. Yawn. [MollyGood] Tom Cruise...

Hillary Gets New Chompers

Hillary Duff finally got her horse teeth fixed. According to “Life and Style, “The length of each veneer was a little too long, and the width of the smile was too wide,”...