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Turns out the Donald Rumsfeld resignation story first broke at… …the Comedy Central blog. Loves. It. [via Gawker]

Madonna INJURED!

Madonna is sporting a bruise on her left cheek after a scuffle with paparazzi at Heathrow airport this weekend. She was holding her (kind of) adopted baby, David, at the time. According to...

YOU WANKER! THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS!

Have you ever seen The Second Civil War? You haven’t? It’s a 1997 comedy about an immigration issue that spirals into a second U.S. Civil War. It’s funny — you...

Recapping Deaderline

Yesterday was a great day to be a celebrity gossip blogger. Not such a great day to be Kevin Federline, but that’s someone else’s problem. As I’m sure you heard about on a...

Election, What?

Brit-Brit’s divorce docs prove she “faked” her wedding. The day everyone thought she married Federsperm at a Studio City residence, September 18, was not actually her...

Lindsay Lohan ::Hearts:: Courtney Love

Since I’m loathe to let other news fall through the cracks on Britney Spears (Divorce) Day, I must note that Gawker ran a piece today containing an excerpt from Courtney Love’s...

I Have a Sixth Sense About These Things

I declared it “Britney Spears Day”She got divorced.Best News Ever.:) Here are some Britney Spears Divorce Links for Your Evening: Perez has a barrage of great articles of their...

B and David Y’all Sittin in a Tree

Via the geniuses at “Best Week Ever,” here are some amazing clips of Britney Spears on David Letterman throughout her career. They put together a lovely time line which is quite...