Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Here We Go Again

Perez Hilton continues to wage his own personal war against gay celebs who choose to remain — at least publicly — in the closet. Up today: Jodie Foster and her girlfriend...

Gobble Up These Links (ha ha HA!)

Today in tasteful: unearthed 1986 footage of Michael Richards in blackface. [The Bosh] When Prison Break first aired, I gave it three hours of my life that I will never get back, then gave...

Britney Spears Crotch Shot: Coming Soon?

According to the NY Daily News: Spears was snapped with Hilton on Friday night leaving West Hollywood’s Hyde nightclub in a white T-shirt and black mini-skirt (both very Hilton-esque)...

Where Can I Return This?

I can think of a lot of gifts I would have given Tom and Katie had they invited me to the wedding. A golden scepterDiamond encrusted cubic zirconiumMultiple Maseratis. But you know what I...

Introducing…New Commenting Software!

Hi all. Beet here. I changed our commenting software to Haloscan last night, and this should make commenting much easier, especially for those of you who are not registered with Blogger. So...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Karen and Gaston Nogues from the Skin + Bones Opening Night Party at MOCA ladies and gentlemen. Karen, honey, animal prints are in but we ask you to do them in a tasteful way not wear them...

The Happiest Porn You Will Ever See

[youtube=]I don’t really understand what this is advertising…It looks like a mix of “do you want a little sucky sucky?” and some Saturday morning kids TV show? The...

Heidi Klum Unveils Her Latest Design

Project Runway host Heidi Klum and husband Seal sent their latest creation down that fabulous runway of life on Tuesday. (Look, just be grateful I didn’t make the runway/birth canal...

K-Fed Offered a Job!

Perhaps Mr. Britney Spears won’t have to resort to selling sex tapes after all. While his soon-to-be ex-wife traverses the country on Paris Hilton’s coattails, Kevin Federline...

The Greatest Float Ever

I hope you enjoy this half as much as I do. Please also note the overall shape of the NutMobile. Good on ya Planters!

Gobble Gobble

Personally I don’t understand why Evil B and Evil T get the day off while I am forced to watch the Evil Lab. I know I’m the new guy, but that seems arbitrary. The good news is...