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Katy Perry & John Mayer Go On Disneyland Date

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So, Katy Perry and John Mayer got back together a while ago, for some unknown reason, and it seems like things have been going well. I suppose I’m not all that surprised, since I have ~inside info~ that they only broke up the first time because Katy was working too much (i.e. going on tour) and John basically just wanted to chill in LA so they took a break. Anyhow, they recently went to Disney World, and as you can see in the photo above, they look absolutely thrilled about it.

They took the trip to Disneyland over Memorial Day weekend and apparently looked all super romantic while they were there. But here’s the real question I have for all you LA people: Do you guys just go to Disneyland nonstop just because it’s there, and what the hell? Because seriously, everyone I know who lives out there is CONSTANTLY going, like, with the regularity I go to the greenmarket.

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Bruce Jenner Wants His Wrongful Death Lawsuit Thrown Out

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Earlier this year, Bruce Jenner caused a fatal accident while driving in Los Angeles that killed a 69-year-old woman and seriously injured five others. He’s never really taken responsibility for the whole thing, and the stepchildren of the woman who died (who was named Kimberley Howe, for reference) filed a wrongful death lawsuit against him – a lawsuit he wants dropped.

From People:

Bruce Jenner has filed court papers to throw out the wrongful death suit filed by the stepchildren of the woman killed in an accident in February on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, California. 

In early May, Howe’s two stepchildren, William Howe, 57, and Dana Redmond, 60, filed the lawsuit alleging that the impact of Jenner’s SUV “propelled” her into the other lane. 

Jenner, 65, responded to the family’s suit stating they lack standing to assert a wrongful death claim because they were “not financially dependent upon the decedent for the necessities of life.” Jenner claims their family connection to the victim does not give them the right to sue for wrongful death, according to court papers obtained by PEOPLE. 

I’m sure some people will bitch and moan and claim that these people are probably after money because of who he is, but not only do I not believe that, but so what if they were? Jenner caused them to lose their stepmother and should pay up because it’s the least he could do.

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Lindsay Lohan Actually Finished Her Community Service

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Well, I have to say, I really didn’t think Lindsay Lohan was going to make it (and frankly, I still think she probably hasn’t). She had over 100 hours of community service to complete in just over a week and somehow, she did it! I mean, she officially did it, and her lawyer’s ready to prove it at court tomorrow. After that happens, Lindsay’s officially a free woman.

From TMZ:

We just got word from the prosecutor, Chief Deputy Terry White, who confirmed Lindsay put in nearly 8 hours a day for several weeks without a break to get the job done.

Lindsay didn’t have any time to spare. Her lawyer, Shawn Holley, will be in court Thursday with proof that the 125 hours were completed.

So tomorrow marks a new chapter in Lindsay’s life … it will be the first time in nearly 7 years she’s off probation.

Raise you’re hand if you’re pretty sure this is complete and utter bullshit and you don’t for a single second believe that Lindsay Lohan actually did anywhere near 125 hours of community service in about 10 days. Yeah, I thought so.

Of course, celebs love bullshitting people, and she’s rich, white, and famous, so no doubt this’ll be signed off on and she’ll be on her way. Ah well, at least justice tried, even if it didn’t prevail.

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Tracy Morgan Got A Massive Payout From Walmart

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I’m sure we all remember that Tracy Morgan was in a serious car accident last year — an accident for which he blamed Walmart, since the driver of the semi that hit the car he was traveling in had worked too much overtime and fallen asleep at the wheel. He sued the corporation for a pretty big sum, but it looks like that lawsuit’s not going through, since Walmart paid him a hefty settlement outside of court to make the whole thing go away.

From TMZ:

Tracy’s attorney and Walmart’s attorneys announced the settlement, but said terms of the deal would remain under wraps. Whatever they paid, Tracy’s happy with it … saying, “Walmart did right by me and my family, and for my associates and their families.”

He added, “I am grateful that the case was resolved amicably.”

Walmart also settled with two of the other passengers, Ardie Fuqua and Jeffrey Millea, and settled with the family of James McNair, who died in the crash involving Tracy’s limousine van and the Walmart 18-wheeler.

The accident was a really serious one, one that Tracy had to recover from for months on end (and some reports have suggested that he’ll never be quite the same as he was before), but I guess that goes to show you if you’re a multi-billion dollar corporation and you cough up enough cash, you can make anything go away.

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Melissa McCarthy Talks Clothes Plus Size Clothes Shopping

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I honestly had no idea that Melissa McCarthy was starting a plus size clothing line, but good for her! People love anything with a celebrity name branded on it, but Melissa’s actually pretty cool, and plus size girls totally need more cute clothing options since, you know they seem to be pretty few and far between, unless you wanna wear a dress that looks like a potato sack or tops that make you look like you’re a 75-year-old woman named Gladys.

So what’s inspired the line? Well, exactly what I just said. Here’s how she explained it to MORE magazine (via People):

“People don’t stop at size 12. I feel like there’s a big thing missing where you can’t dress to your mood above a certain number,” she says. “[Malls] segregate plus-size. It’s an odd thing that you can’t go shopping with your friends because your store is upstairs hidden by the tire section: ‘We’ll put you gals over there because we don’t want to see you and you probably don’t want to be seen.’ ”

At the moment, it seems as though the pressure to get some pounds off have hit Melissa, since she was photographed looking very noticeably thinner. I really hope she did it for herself rather than for Hollywood. Either way, she looks great, just as she always has!

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Nicki Minaj & Meek Mill Aren’t Engaged, After All

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About a month ago, the Internet was going nuts because it seemed Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill had not only made their relationship official, but were ready to make it permanent and get engaged. Nicki had been dropping hints all over social media before posting a picture of what we all thought was an engagement ring. And she’s never spoken about it again, but she’s also never said she’s NOT engaged… but Meek Mill sure set the record straight.

From The Fader:

Most recently, his relationship with Nicki Minaj has been the subject of rigorous speculation, with various outlets reporting that a ring he bought her in Miami was an engagement ring. It wasn’t. “It’s definitely real,” he says of their relationship, “but it ain’t really time to get married yet. We’re still learning each other, feeling each other out.” Not that it matters: the story has been printed. Meek’s grandmother has been calling him about that one (“Whatever she sees on TV, she believes,” he says), and other celebrities, most notably Drake, have started congratulating them publicly, lending credence to the idea.

Right, so basically it was a bullshit stunt to drum up press? Come on, Nicki – you don’t need to stoop that low. What was the point of that?

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Is Sorry For Drinking Vodka In The Street

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The last we’d heard from Jonathan Rhys Meyers, he was heading back to rehab (and this was in 2009!) for trouble with alcoholism. Since then, all has been quiet when it came to news of him… until last week, when he was pictured walking the streets of London looking fucked up (to say the least) and drinking vodka straight out of the bottle. Uh oh!

However, he broke his silence yesterday on the photos, apologizing via his fiancee Mara Lane’s Instagram page for his relapse and promising to work on getting better:

Here’s the full text of his apology:

Mara and I are thankful for your support and kindness during this time. I apologize for having a minor relapse and hope that people don’t think too badly of me. I stopped drinking immediately and it is no reflection on Damascus Cover as I was not meant to attend Cannes this year and I apologize to fans and colleagues. I am on the mend and thank well wishers and sorry for my disheveled appearance as I was on my way home from a friends and had not changed I feel I made a mistake and feel quite embarrassed but this was just a blip in my recovery otherwise I’m living a healthy life.
Love and blessings.
#Rebel #Angel

She looks miserable and really hurt. It can’t be easy to see someone you love in a state like he was in in those photos, so I hope he works some shit out, and soon.

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