Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks are no longer a couple

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Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks have been dating for what seems like forever – in reality, it’s been a few years (which is like eternity in Hollywood years, anyway). Unfortunately, their romance has come to an end and the relationship is over… but it’s okay! They’re totally cool about it!

From US Weekly:

Speak for yourself! Jason Derulo confirmed that he and Jordin Sparks have called it quits during an interview with KDWB in Minneapolis on Thursday, Sept. 25, but said that everything is “cool.”

Although Derulo was at first hesitant to talk about the news (he told radio host Lucas “I’d rather not” when first asked about the split) he did say that they’ll remain friends.

“Everything is cool man,” Derulo said when asked if the two will stay pals. “It’s not a bad situation, it’s not one of those kinds of things,” he added.

Apparently they’re both actually pretty upset about this (says “a source”) and it’s all down to the fact that they work and travel too much to actually have any time together. That’s unfortunately the sort of sad compromise you make when you’re in the public eye – and I think why a lot of these Hollywood relationships don’t really last. If you never see each other and you’re so focused on being a star, it doesn’t leave much room for forming deep and lasting love. I mean, I guess it happens… but it’s pretty rare.

Now I’m sad just thinking about those 10,000 roses.

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Britney Spears got a haircut!

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Oh, snap! Britney Spears is getting her beauty on and now has a new fancy bob haircut. I wasn’t sure how I felt about this, but then I compared it to photos of her weird semi-wavy extensions and I’d say this is a definite upgrade. She looks sleek, chic and… vaguely constipated in the above photo, but I think it suits her!

BritBrit debuted the look while she was promoting her new line of lingerie in Germany – the day before it was the same old droopy locks. I guess this is supposed to make us feel like we’re invested in quality thongs when we buy her stuff, right? You don’t even need to be in a relationship to buy it! You can wear it to bed all by yourself, just like Britney herself.

What do you think of her new look?

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Kim Kardashian got tackled at Paris Fashion Week

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently in France enjoying Paris Fashion Week (and wearing ridiculous fucking outfits like the one above), but things got ugly last night when “celebrity prankster” Vitalii Sediuk grabbed Kim as she was walking to her car, pulled her hair and attempted to shove her to the ground. The whole thing was caught on video and security subdued the asshole, but like… what the hell?


First of all, Vitalii Sediuk is not a “prankster”, he’s an assaulter. He literally spends his entire life traveling around the world harassing and assaulting whatever celebrity catches his fancy. He has been arrested numerous times, has several orders of protection against him and yet… he’s still running free. This isn’t about Kim Kardashian or what you think of her, this is about the fact that some fucking weirdo is going to different countries to purposely hunt down and assault celebrities. This is a 25-year-old man who thinks this is okay. What the hell? Also, where’s the “prank” here? If there’s a joke involved, I’m missing it.

In any case, Kim looked absolutely ridiculous – but she still looked better than Kanye managed with his Homeless Chic approach to the event.

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Joe Manganiello checked out Sofia Vergara’s butt before they fell in love

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Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello seem to be a match made in heaven and are totally in love… at least for now. But how did they get together? Well, it all goes back to the White House Correspondents Dinner, where Joe was unfortunately (or fortunately?) pictured checking out Sofia’s ass while she talks to other guests. That apparently broke the ice, and the rest, as they say, is history!

From an appearance on The Meredith Vieira Show (via US Weekly):

“It was really funny because I didn’t know that had happened until I started really going out with him,” Vergara told the talk show host. “Somebody sent me the pictures and I confronted him about it and he was like, ‘Yeah, I can’t excuse myself. I was there.’”

Vergara, who first stepped out with the True Blood hunk in July after splitting with fiancé Nick Loeb in May, added: “I didn’t know he was behind me! It was funny. It broke the ice. After that, we started talking, like, you know.”

At the time, a source told Us, “Sofia is Joe’s dream girl! He’s been smitten with her for years. He’s always had a huge crush on her.”

That’s pretty hilarious. Vaguely creepy, but hilarious since it actually worked out for these two. Neither of them really do anything personally for me, but you can’t deny a gorgeous looking couple when you see one!

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Justin Bieber embarrassed himself on a skateboard

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Justin Bieber seems to be one of those people who’s so up his own ass that he automatically assumes he’s a genius at anything he puts his hand to. Case in point: skateboarding. This idiot can barely stay on the board, let alone do any tricks on it, but he still felt confident enough to go to the legendary Venice Skate Park in California to show off his “skills” to the masses. He didn’t even seem to care when he got laughed at for failing a simple trick about fifteen times… but ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

I think it’s hilarious that he got so hyped after FINALLY landing one that he had to rip his shirt off immediately. Please, spare us.

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Courteney Cox was jealous of ‘The Rachel’s popularity

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If you were above the age of 10 as of the mid-1990s, there’s a high chance that you may have sported The Rachel cut. You know, Jennifer Aniston‘s popular ‘do from Friends that seemed to take over the entire world overnight? I mean, in hindsight, it was really awful – far too many layers and just not flattering on anyone BESIDES Jennifer Aniston, but oh well! YOLO!

Courteney Cox, who played Monica on the show, jokingly revealed to Jimmy Kimmel this week that she was actually pretty jealous of The Rachel’s popularity and didn’t understand why The Monica wasn’t a thing – especially since she had the same hairstylist on set as Jennifer.

Hah! Hilarious. Happy 20th anniversary to Friends, by the way. The show still holds up and is just as good as it always was. In fact, I think I’ll go watch some episodes now.

Lady Gaga stops a fight mid-concert

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Lady Gaga is currently on tour and she recently took The Artrave / The Artpop Ball or whatever the fuck this tour is called over to Antwerp. Apparently people in the crowd had too much to drink or were a little too hype on Tuesday night, because a fight broke out, forcing Mother Monster to play peacemaker, as she does.

The best quote of this video? “Here, we practice love.” LOL… oh, do we? I’m not loving that Rainbow Brite bullshit you have going on (Prism tour redux, to be honest), but whatever. I guess it was nice of Gaga to step in and bring the chill factor back to her concert. Behave yourselves, Belgium!

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