0Here’s that Justin Bieber Peeing Video You’ve Been Desperate to See

I have a feeling a lot of pre-teen Beliebers are going to learn a lot about their bodies today, because their hero Justin Bieber‘s jailhouse pissing video has been released by the Miami Police Dept. and it’s all over the web. I don’t know who on earth would be interested in such a thing, but perhaps this is a treat for the urination fetishists?

I’ll just leave this here for you.

March 7, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer

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Kim Kardashian still tells the paparazzi her whereabouts [The Superficial]

Who did Jennifer Lawrence take to the Oscars? [Lainey Gossip]

Jessica Simpson has reached her goal weight [ICYDK]

Johnny Depp really wants Amber Heard to be a star [Celebitchy]

What’s wrong with the Jonas brothers? [Socialite Life]

What’s Lea Michele’s REAL name? [Moe Jackson]

Someone got undressed on the subway in China [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

It’s time to feel real weird about the Duggars [Fishwrapper]

Khloe Kardashian bought Justin Bieber’s house [TooFab]

Here’s Kate Upton in leather [Celebslam]

Here’s a new trailer for that Nicole Kidman Grace Kelly movie [I'm Not Obsessed]

Taylor Momsen will never keep her clothes on [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Is Jared Leto ever NOT hot? [Socialite Life]

Steven Spielberg wants to remake ‘West Side Story’ [The Frisky]

This is how Rihanna gets dressed [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Has Jennifer Aniston been crying on Gerard Butler’s shoulder? [Celebitchy]

Don’t worry, Andrew Garfield was really sweet to Batkid [The Superficial]

Lupita Nyong’o might have ANOTHER new boyfriend [Lainey Gossip]

Jimmy Fallon is letting his late-night fame go to his head [ICYDK]

Farrah Abraham is REALLY close to realising what a mess she is [Fishwrapper]

Samsung cashed in on Ellen’s Oscar selfie [Celebslam]

March 7, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Evil Beet

1Don’t Worry, Lady Gaga’s Tour Isn’t Flopping… Right?

Lady Gaga is embarking on her ARTPOP world tour, but there’s a bit of a chink in the armor: people have been saying the whole thing is a flop and no one wants to buy any tickets. There used to be a day when a Gaga tour would sell out within about 3 minutes of tickets going on sale, but those days are gone. But does that really mean it’s a disaster? LiveNation, who partnered with her on the tour, is saying no.

From Billboard:

Reports that ticket sales for Lady Gaga’s artRave: The ARTPOP Ball tour are struggling are “ridiculous,” according to Arthur Fogel, chairman of Live Nation’s global touring division, producers of the tour.

Ticket sales for North America and Europe are at 80% capacity sold, Fogel tells Billboard.biz, even though the tour doesn’t begin in America until May, and Europe in the Fall. “The run with Gaga over the last two tours has been incredibly successful, and this one is shaping up no differently,” Fogel says. He adds that Live Nation will announce an additional six Gaga shows in North America in the coming weeks (including a second in Los Angeles), as well as more dates in the U.K., including a fourth O2 in London.

The 29 shows that are on sale in North America have already grossed $26 million in ticket sales, according to Fogel, which averages out to a healthy nightly take of nearly $900,000 per show. Referring to published reports that Gaga’s June show at the Marcus Amphitheater in Milwaukee was “flopping,” Fogel says, “When something like Milwaukee specifically comes up, that show has sold 14,264 tickets, the gross is $961,000, and it’s at the end of June. I just don’t know how this shit gets any traction without people doing their homework.”

Fogel also laughed off reports that LiveNation has already lost $30 million from Gaga’s tour, insisting that only a “complete fool” would say that because it makes “no sense on any level”. I mean… methinks he doth protest too much here, but whatever.

Here are the facts: concerts are expensive as shit, and audiences want to be entertained. Gaga was entertaining for a good few years because she’s so weird. She came to an awards show inside a fucking egg, for crying out loud. However, now people are used to her. The novelty has worn off and she’s finding it harder and harder to outdo herself. Who could, really? People aren’t willing to pay $100 or $200 to see some bullshit they’ve seen for the past 5 years – especially when the bullshit isn’t even really all that good. Gaga’s gone for style over substance the past few years, and people are realizing it. The end.

March 7, 2014 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer

2Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Lady Gaga and Donatella Versace: it’s like a “before and after” shot.

WELCOME BACK TO Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!! What a week for fashion! Check out our Oscars fashion post and last week’s best and worst celeb looks. Now let’s take a look at what celebs wore at Oscar parties, LAX, film premieres, and other outings, and judge them accordingly: pick 3 celebs for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the week. As always, mine are at the bottom.

Have fun!

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March 7, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

0Ke$ha’s Out of Rehab and Feeling Healthy

The last we heard from Ke$ha, she’d checked into a facility to receive treatment for a raging eating disorder that apparently nearly killed her and was all Dr. Luke’s fault. However, after having spent some real time working out her issues, she’s been released from rehab and is ready for a comeback!

She took to Twitter, as you do the first time you have a spare minute in life, to thank her fans for their support and to post a photo of herself (I think?) with red hair, looking out of a plane window:

I can’t wait to see what she does next, or if she’ll finally get let out of the shitty record contract she was stuck in before so she can start making the kind of music she wants to make. If it’s the latter, things could go either way, depending on what direction she takes, but either way, I hope she finds some peace.

March 7, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

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Renee Zellweger is taking her new face back to the big screen [ICYDK]

If you ever wanted to see Jessica Alba as a stripper… [The Superficial]

Why do people like Wes Anderson movies so much? [Lainey Gossip]

I think Madonna forgot she was in Los Angeles [Socialite Life]

Kate Gosselin is still humiliating her kids in public [Celebitchy]

Maglosia Bela didn’t mind getting topless [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Taylor Swift has really nice legs, in case you forgot [Moe Jackson]

Miley Cyrus is really disgusting [Fishwrapper]

Shailene Woodley is open to falling in love with a woman [TooFab]

Jim Carrey is dating a reality star now [Celebslam]

What do we think of Nicole Richie’s lavender hair? [The Frisky]

People are starting to care about Lindsay Lohan again [I'm Not Obsessed]

We’re still looking at Pamela Anderson’s underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Heidi Klum’s ass in jeans is a good think [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Look, it’s Nicki Minaj without makeup [The Superficial]

Bachelor Juan Pablo is a serious asshole [Celebitchy]

Leave Prince Harry’s girlfriend and possible future wife alone! [Lainey Gossip]

Can we all be in love with Aaron Carter now? [Fishwrapper]

March 7, 2014 at 9:30 am by Evil Beet