I wasn’t aware that the Jamiroquai look was back, but what the hell do I know? Last night at LAX, Victoria Beckham strolled out wearing a hat that looks kind of familiar. I think maybe the last time I saw someone wearing a hat like that I was sitting on the living room floor doing my 8th grade math homework. Yes, yes it was. I was watching this music video. Posh, I’d like to thank you and your stupid hat for getting this song stuck in my head for the next 24 hours.
Beyonce continued on her tour last night with a stop in Edmonton and surprised the audience with a rare cover of Anita Baker’s “Sweet Love”. I don’t think I’ve heard this song anywhere but the grocery store in the last decade, but Bey rocked it out like it was her own and that dress? That dress? Can we talk about how damn fine mama looks in that dress? The House of Dereon has been doing Bey right these days, that’s all I’m saying. Jeezey peezey.
Like every girl in history who has ever been through a break up, you know that every where you go you are reminded of that person. You hear something funny on TV that you both would have laughed at, “your song” comes on the radio, you run in to a mutual acquaintance. Just because someone is out of your life doesn’t mean you’re going to forget them any time soon, and that’s what Rihanna says she’s dealing with right now.
Even though she and Chris Brown have been done for awhile, the singer says there are constant reminders in their relationship. “There are a lot of … places that we’ve been to together, music, different things that come up that are reminders of your ex. When [his music] comes on the radio, I don’t … turn it off. I like his music. I’ve gotten over it, but there are definitely constant reminders … songs that were our favorite songs, or hit songs.”
Sounds familiar, right? Also, let us not forget that Rihanna and Chris remixed her biggest hit to date “Umbrella” together, so every time she performs that song, the memory must come creeping back to her as well.
Ahhh, break ups are sad, especially under these circumstances. I have no snark for you on this one today.
First of all, Miley and her family are safe, don’t let the headline freak you out too badly. However, one of the four busses used in her tour flipped over last night in Richmond, VA while on the way to the star’s next show in Greensboro, NC.
The bus that flipped was mainly used to stage lighting and there were a handful of crew members on board, but the one presumed to be dead is the bus driver. All other nine passengers on board, however, did suffer minor injuries.
At this time it’s not clear why the bus drifted away from the pack. These accidents often happen due to weather, intoxication, mechanical issues with the vehicle or unicorns. OK. I made that last one up.
I don’t go to church every Sunday and I don’t own rosary beads. I don’t observe religious holidays and I inwardly groan when I get a wedding invite and realize that it means I’ll have to sit through an entire mass. How.Ev.Er. I believe that God exists and he does answer prayers. Today, I have proof.
Today, Oprah is expected to announce that she’s ending her show. After 25 interminably fucking long years, it will finally be over in 2011. This has been like suffering through the world’s longest colonoscopy.
I was rejoicing about this good news on Facebook when a few people tried to take the shine off my elation by pointing out that O will just be moving her show to her long-awaited — and I’d like to personally meet the people who are waiting for this — Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN). Yeah, I don’t care about that. As long as I keep out of the high 200’s when I’m channel surfing, I should be okay in avoiding her.
Can you even imagine what this new OWN is going to be like? If you suffer from depression, low self-esteem, have suicidal tendencies or are just having a bad day, STAY AWAY FROM OPRAH’S NEW NETWORK! Because Oprah is awesome. And almighty. And living her highest and most purposeful life. We simple commoners cannot possibly understand such complex concepts that are discussed on O as evidenced by Oprah constantly taking the words of her guests, chewing them up and serving them pureed style to her apparently idiotic audience (”Do you get that, people? What she’s saying is that her husband cheated on her, but she’s choosing to move on.”)
Personally, I’m glad that O is waddling off into the sunset. I hope she finds tons, and I do mean tons, of success at her new network. Anything to keep her off the main stations where I could accidentally come in contact with her when I’m desperately searching for Full House reruns.
Have I mentioned how much I love Coco? Love her, love her, love her. I love how she seems to have a rock solid relationship with Ice-T, and how he’s totally okay with her running around public events wearing what basically amounts to a washcloth and heels. Because that’s what she does, and he gets it, and at the end of the day she’s going home with him. I don’t know why but I just have this sense that they have a really true-love relationship, and I just adore how she never quits rocking those curves.
Coco and Ice-T attended the JM magazine launch party in NYC last night.
Wait, I don’t understand. Why didn’t they just use this photo? How is this an outtake?
Some unused shots from Megan’s photo shoot for her NYT magazine pics “accidentally” hit the Internet, a phenomenon that occurs more often with Megan Fox than with any starlet ever before her. Megan Fox’s team needs to do a better job of keeping a lid on her hyper-sexualized photo outtakes or they’re just going to keep causing a sensation on the Internet over and over and over again. And nobody wants that, right?
I’ve gotta say, though, one of Megan’s more redeeming qualities is that she doesn’t pose for pics like this and then run around in interviews like “Why does everybody sexualize me? It’s not fair!” I mean, she owns it, and I gotta respect that. I also don’t think I could do that with my leg, so I respect that, too.
