Kate Upton is generally seen as pretty sexy to most of the population, and she’s made an absolute fortune on being one of our first “curvy” supermodels. She’s doing pretty well for herself, but apparently that wasn’t always the case, and before she grew tits and an ass – and that hourglass figure – she was praying to a higher power for it to be so.
From Elle UK:
‘When I first started modelling, I was a normal catalogue model,’ Kate explains in the accompanying interview, speaking about her stratospheric rise to fame – with that body.
‘Then, I became a woman, and I was really excited about becoming a woman. Because I’m from Florida, it’s all about being in bathing suits. It’s a different view of beauty there. You are ugly if you don’t have a curvy body. And I didn’t have one, and then I got one, and thought, “Yessss!”
‘And then people say: “Oh, wow, you’re healthy.”
‘And you’re like, “Wait – what? I’ve been begging for this body my whole life!”’
Well, good for her. I mean, let’s be honest: any of the criticism about Kate Upton being “fat” are absolute bullshit. The girl is in no way overweight, so when I say it’s great that she’s got self-confidence, I feel sorta dumb because why should she feel otherwise? She’s gorgeous. Get yours, girl.
Then again, I don’t like that she equates curves with “becoming a woman” – there are lots of ways to be a woman, so I think that’s a bit wrong, but I don’t think she meant anything by it, so good for her, I guess. I think pretty much everyone else likes looking at her in a bathing suit too, eh?
July 26, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Earlier this month, Scott Disick ended up in the hospital AGAIN with alcohol poisoning. He’s “totally fine”, of course, but considering Kourtney Kardashian is sitting at home growing his third child while he’s out partying, he’s decided to try and tone it down a little – at least until she pops the kid out.
From US Weekly:
“He stopped drinking cold turkey — and promised he won’t drink again until after Kourtney gives birth,” the source tells Us. “Scott knew he had hit rock bottom.”
The scary incident became a wake-up call for the 31-year-old, who is expecting baby No. 3 with Kardashian, 35, in December. The longtime couple are already parents to son Mason, 4, and daughter Penelope, 2.
“[Kourtney] told him that was the last straw,” according to the insider.
Uh, how many last straws has this woman had? And how many times has Scott hit rock bottom? Again, I know addiction is a disease and it’s not as easy as just stopping, but if being faced with losing everything that apparently matters the most to you isn’t enough for you to get serious help and to make a concerted effort to stay on the straight and narrow by, I dunno, not going out drinking at clubs, then fuck that. Kourtney needs to cut the cord – it’s clear alcohol matters to him more than his family.
July 26, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
If there’s one thing Taylor Swift knows all about, it’s love. She might not be very good at it, but she’s had her share of relationships, some more successful than others, and she wants to share the wisdom she’s gained with her adoring fans. That’s why when one girl took to Instagram to express her longing for the boy across the street, TaySwift dropped some serious knowledge on her ass and told her just what to do.
Here’s what Instagram user sherbetswift wrote:
There’s a guy Taylor, a guy who’s sweet and charming and makes me laugh. A guy who said sorry for eating in front of me after finding out I had to skip breakfast. A guy who grew up across the street from me. A guy who plays guitar like me. A guy who was my first best friend. A guy who I met when I was seven and he was nine. A guy who this one time, when we were younger, said that I was ‘like’ his girlfriend because I was a girl and his friend. I wish. A guy who I have the biggest crush in the whole wide world on, and he’ll never like me back. (And he has a girlfriend who he adores and she’s pretty and has an amazing figure and is actually nice to me). A guy who will never like me back. @taylorswift can you give me some advice maybe. I love you. Hannah ??
And here’s our girl Taylor’s response:
Hannah. Eyes, eyes, eyes. Woah. You have the prettiest, widest, most child like eyes. (Composes herself) Okay. About this guy. I think we grow up thinking the only love that counts as true love is the kind that lasts forever or is fully realized. When you have a broken heart, the first thing a stranger will ask is ‘how long were you two together?’ As if your pain can be determined by how long you were with someone. Or if you were with them at all. I don’t think that’s how it works. I think unrequited love is just as valid as any other kind. It’s just as crushing and just as thrilling. No matter what happens in this situation, I want you to remember that what you are doing is selfless and beautiful and kind. You are loving someone purely because you love them, not because you think you’ll ever have your affections reciprocated. You are admiring something for its beauty, without needing to own it. Feel good about being the kind of person who loves selflessly. I think someday you’ll find someone who loves you in that exact same way.
I mean, it’s all very cheesy, but you know how everything seemed like the end of the world when you were a teenager, and when you had a crush on someone who didn’t like you back, it was pretty much the worst thing ever, so I feel bad for the kid. Also, it was really, really nice for TSwift to step up and actually respond to this girl. As a celebrity who probably gets a million questions/tags a day, it’s probably not easy to get to everyone, and I think it’s really sweet that she took the time out.
July 26, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Welcome back to best and worst celebrity looks of the week! Are we all perplexed by LeAnn Rimes‘s “shirt”? Good. We’ve got more looks for you this week (here’s last week’s if you wanna get caught up), like the least flattering jumpsuit ever made and Mariah Carey‘s teeny tiny dress. Go through the photos and make your pick for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! As always, mine are at the bottom. Enjoy!
Alexa Chung looks perfectly pretty at the Veuve Clicquot event. Cheers!
July 25, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Susan Sarandon is actually the coolest mom ever [Lainey Gossip]
Nicki Minaj is very mad about her ass [Celebitchy]
Here are some married celebs who like to “double dip” [Romance Beat]
Let’s take a minute to look at Irina Shayk‘s underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Is Zoe Saldana pregnant with twins? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Was there a better classic Hollywood hunk than James Garner? [Socialite Life]
Megan Fox brought sexiness to Comic-Con [Moe Jackson]
This lady lap danced on a fat dude’s stomach [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Let’s all look at Cameron Diaz‘s ass in a bikini [Celebslam]
Selena Gomez wears a sexy outfit for Leonardo DiCaprio [Popoholic]
Chris Pratt has some serious french braiding skills [PopBytes]
Here’s every brand name ever mentioned on Sex and the City [The Frisky]
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 has a red band trailer [The Blemish]
Uh oh, am I sensing some trouble in paradise? [Romance Beat]
Well, Ariana Grande certainly has changed in the past 5 years [theBERRY]
Benedict Cumberbatch is ruling Comic-Con in the best way [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux fought over their prenup [I'm Not Obsessed]
Daniel Radcliffe had a great time losing his virginity [I'm Not Obsessed]
Destiny Sierra is certainly half naked [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
This is what Kristin Cavallari wears to go shopping [Moe Jackson]
Crystal Hefner has a serious cameltoe issue [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Apparently Selena Gomez smokes now [Celebslam]
Can we talk about what’s happening with Kristen Stewart‘s hairdo? [Popoholic]
Check out Ben Affleck‘s Batman chin [The Blemish]
Here’s TOWIE’s Dan Osbourne without his shirt on [theBERRY]
That looks scarily like a wedding dress, Katie Holmes… [Lainey Gossip]
Here are Selena Gomez’s boobs at the beach [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
The ’50 Shades of Grey’ awkward train has left the station [Celebitchy]
Can everyone stop with the after-sex selfies? [Romance Beat]
Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t do karate chops [Socialite Life]
Here’s Ashley Benson at the hardware store [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Cheryl Cole looked pretty great when visiting BBC Radio 1 [Moe Jackson]
Let’s all look at Britney Spears‘ sweatshirt [Celebslam]
Sara Sampaio looks really good in lingerie [Popoholic]
Lana Del Rey knows you think she slept her way to the top [PopBytes]
Miley Cyrus hired a psychic to connect with her dead dog [The Frisky]
Sometimes celebrities are their own paparazzi [theBERRY]
July 25, 2014 at 10:19 am by Jennifer
Sofia Vergara had a massive upgrade when she got rid of ex-fiancé Nick Loeb and took up with True Blood hunk Joe Manganiello. They’ve been dating for only a month or two, so they’re still in the hot and steamy honeymoon phase of their relationship, and apparently the D is good because Sofia is telling everyone that Joe is the best sex she’s ever had.
“[Nick] freaked out when he heard–he was frantically calling and texting her.
“He told her that their engagement must have meant nothing since she’s moved on so quickly.
“She never responded to Nick’s messages…she’s done with him.”
Well, not quite done, and if Nick hated the first act what until he hears about what is being said about her one-time bride-to-be now.
According to a supposed friend of Sofia’s, who spoke to OK! Magazine for their August 4, print edition, Sofia has been telling everyone that all her past lovers [read Nick Loeb] are boys in the bedroom when compared to Joe:
“Sofia tells everyone that he is the best lover she’s ever had.
“She says that he rocks her world–and he has a body to die for!
“Sofia has very high demands when it comes to sex, so for her to rave like this is huge.
“It’s a real dig at Nick, but she says that Hoe has taken her places she never knew existed.”
Oh, shit. Get it, Sofia! These two are kinda the hottest couple out there at the moment, so good for them. Always to see two hot people combine their hotness for maximum effect. Neither of them do anything for me, to be honest, but I can respect their sexiness from an objective standpoint. They might just make it!