So is it me, or is LeAnn looking, like, super tweaked lately? I mean, you know how sometimes couples are together for a long, long time and they eventually start sort of resembling one another? It seems like that’s happening here, what with LeAnn‘s crazy, tightly-squinted eyes that IS her husband’s trademark. Thing is, though, that LeAnn’s apparently going ahead and just trying to make that happen, because they haven’t been together for that long, long time, though I’m sure that LeAnn probably wants us all to think so. The thing is, girlfriend’s only twenty-nine years old. That’s way too young to be looking like you’re hanging on with both hands to the Botox train Kim Kardashian.

No, I don’t think it’s vanity – I think that LeAnn’s gone and done something to the sensitive area around her eyes so that people say, “Oh, that LeAnn and that Eddie. Such soulmates. They’re so in love that they’re starting to look alike.” And isn’t that just, you know. Healthy. And not at all obsessive.

I don’t have much in the way of comments about your outfit or your teeny-tiny figure, LeAnn, because I’m afraid it’s probably all been said before, but the face? Either stop making it or, of course, lay off the injections. Neither’s doing you any justice and frankly, Eddie’s just not that attractive, girl.

Last, when I think about the changes you’ve undergone in the past few years to get your man and keep him there, I frankly get sick. Everyone remembers what LeAnn looked like when she first started cavorting with him behind his wife’s (and her husband’s!) back, and the difference is shocking. Ready? Before:

Aaaaand … after:

Alright, alright. This is just too good. One more time, then, OK? Before!:

And of course, after:

LeAnn was also a guest on Chelsea Handler’s show this past week, where she admitted to being formerly “fat” if you can believe it:

“I was a baby [before Eddie]. You’ve known me since I was 13. I was fat. Baby fat… and then, I grew up. I’m about to hit 30 this year. I heard it’s all downhill from there.”

Stable, right? I rest my case.

Everybody knows that Michael Lohan is a douchebag. That is the opposite of a secret. The guy kicks ladies straight in the vag, he made a sex tape of himself and his lady getting it on without his lady’s knowledge, and he had a hand in raising Lindsay Lohan. I think that about covers it.

But wait! There’s a chance that Michael Lohan might be turning over a new leaf! While it’s true that his own special brand of violent asshole behavior and infamous parenting skills won’t be overlooked anytime soon, this might actually be a step in the right direction. See, Michael Lohan has been in rehab, and now he’s living in a halfway house. The latest example of his progress? He filed an application down at the Burger King.

From TMZ:

Michael Lohan is finally gearing up to ask the burning question that may or may not have been on his mind for years — “Would you like fries with that?”

Sources tell TMZ, Michael filed an application with a local Burger King in Palm Beach, Florida yesterday after he was released from a residential treatment facility — which he was sentenced to as part of a plea deal in his domestic violence case involving ex-GF Kate Major.

According to sources, Lohan was moved to a 3-bedroom halfway house after his rehab release — and the counselors at the treatment center recommended he get a real job to pass the time … until his final release on March 16th.

We’re told the job’s primary purpose isn’t to make money — though $7.75 an hour ain’t bad — it’s to help residents like Michael slowly assimilate back into normal society.

So far, it’s unclear if he locked down the burger-flipping gig.

I’m not about to hate on getting a job at the Burger King: I think a job’s a job, and Michael Lohan certainly needs a job. He’s been out of touch with reality for way too long, and this seems like a great way to get him back in touch. Or it’s a great way to get some girl who can’t keep her mouth shut a good dousing with frying oil. Apples and oranges, I guess.

Hey, do any of you guys live in Palm Beach? Can we get a Burger King watch going strong? You can send us pictures of Michael hard at work, and bonus points if he gives you a crown!

Lindsay and Ali tell Dina she looks like ass. [The Superficial]

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie fighting over the Oscars? [Lainey Gossip]

Whitney leaves a nightclub wasted. [Bossip]

George Lucas makes Star Wars changes. [Huff Po]

Who’d you rather: Gabrielle Union or Meagan Good? [Starpulse]

Did Sean Penn break up with Scarlett Johannson for his ex-wife? [Cele|bitchy]

Surprise, surprise!: Kim Kardashian‘s a fraud. [Yeeeah]

Why Jezebel was wrong to air video of woman being gang raped. [The Frisky]

Celebrities channel Marilyn Monroe AGAIN. [theBERRY]

Reese Witherspoon is having another baby. [Amy Grindhouse]

Demi Lovato‘s ass in a bikini. [Yeeeah]

Lindsay Lohan wants a birthday present. [IDLYITW]

The Situation is gay. [The Superficial]

These are some pictures of the always lovely Kirsten Dunst from this month’s issue of Vogue Italia. They’re gorgeous, aren’t they? All the trees and leaves and plants and water and sunshine, ugh, it’s like a dream. A beautiful, vivid dream starring Kirsten Dunst. Sounds like last night, am I right?

But really, can I just say that I love the hell out of Kirsten Dunst? She always has something interesting to say, and she always looks so pretty in photo shoots. Not to mention her movies, come on. I mean, if we’re being honest here, the last Kirsten Dunst movie I’ve seen, besides the Spider-Man movies, was Bring It On, but Bring It On was a great film.  Not to mention Dick, Interview with the Vampire, Jumanji, and, my all time absolute favorite Kirsten Dunst movie that has ever been or will ever be, Drop Dead Gorgeous. Flawless, you guys. That’s what Kirsten Dunst is.

And if there was every any doubt to that, just check out these magnificent pictures. Which are stunning. Have I used enough adjectives to get across my feelings on these pictures?

Images courtesy of Hollywood Rag

Can I get a collective “what the f-ck”? Because it was the only thing that I could formulate in my head when I first saw the picture, and I couldn’t get myself to even look at the uncensored photo, partially because I think Coco‘s kind of a troll, and partially because it’s not like this photo was accidentally leaked, it was posted on her Twitter account. Come on. Does it get any trashier than that?

It’s totally different than when Tori Spelling’s husband posted a photo of Tori post-breastfeeding, and let’s be real: one, the kid’s not her son, so unless she’s a wet nurse, that’s just weird. And two, she could never be a wet nurse. There’s too much silicone blocking up those milk ducts. I mean, does she even *have* milk ducts, or were they maybe cauterized during one of her many plastic surgeries?

Ugh. This thing is so messed up, and she knows it, too. This was the caption accompanying the picture:

“1am in LA and my sis, Kristy keeps flashing the camera while me and my nephew,baby Austin,try to sleep..Man, this is a spoiled baby.”

The photo’s since been pulled from all of her accounts.

You know, it’s one thing to have a photo like this. OK. Even though I think it’s way strange that it’s the auntie in the picture, I can even try to look past that. But to post the damn picture on the internet for the world to see? Classless. Completely classless. Also. I don’t want to hear any, “OH. The US is so backward when it comes to kids and boobs and nude family beds,” but that’s … No. Just no, sorry. Coco is trash, and using a little kid to further that notion is just gross, man.

I’ve always thought that Kim Kardashian has had some sort of plastic surgery. I don’t know about the ass implant debate, but if you look at older pictures, it’s pretty obvious that she’s had work done on her face. I know there was that one episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she tried botox and then had a bad reaction to it, and she “learned her lesson” and decided that she wasn’t into it, but it’s not like any of the Kardashian shows are actually reality shows.

But now there’s this new theory that ever since Kim’s infamous divorce, she’s been getting surgery after surgery. I can totally buy it.

From In Touch via Celebitchy:

Recent photos of Kim Kardashian show her sporting a plumper pout. A friend of Kim’s confirms to In Touch: “Kim is even more addicted to plastic surgery than ever before.”

While the 31-year-old star has always been overly concerned with her looks, plas say she’s become obsessed ever since her October split from Kris Humphries and subsequent fall from grace.

Instead of retreating from the public eye to regroup, Kim’s putting all her focus on her appearance.

“She’s becoming more and more absorbed in her self image,” says a source.

In her latest bid for physical perfection, plastic surgeon Dr. Matthew Schulman believes Kim underwent a lip augmentation.

“It was likely done with a filler like Restylane,” he tells In Touch. Celeb makeup artist at Valery Joseph salon Rachel Gangemi agrees: “There is no way lip gloss and lip liner can create that much volume!”

While fillers may be helping her get closet to her beauty ideal, her antics are only driving friends and family further away.

“Her sisters think she’s so vain,” says the source. “They feel like all she cares about is her image.”

Yeah, I have absolutely no problem believing all of this. I mean, just take a gander at that picture up there. See those lips? They’re ridiculous. They are pumped so full of whatever they pump into lips that it’s offensive. And honestly, if Kim makes one more statement about how she’s all natural, then it’s only going to set her image back way more. I think I’m more appalled at the thought of that than by the actual divorce.

What do you guys think? What sort of surgery has Kim had? Something on her eyes? Lip injections? A nose job? Other cosmetic procedures I have no idea even exist? Let me know, friends!