0The Afternoon Links

Paul Walker‘s girlfriend is in grief counseling [ICYDK]

How is Hilary Duff looking so good lately? [Celebslam]

Tom Hardy is having trouble singing like Elton John [Socialite Life]

Good to see Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are still going strong [Lainey Gossip]

Even Mel B. gets wedgies sometimes, apparently [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Emma Stone isn’t having Andrew Garfield‘s sexist bullshit [Celebitchy]

Here’s Karlie Kloss hailing a cab in NYC [Moe Jackson]

Hannah Davis stripped down to her skivvies [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Selena Gomez is trying to lock down security on her new home [I'm Not Obsessed]

Are James Franco and Seth Rogen performing at Kimye‘s wedding? [Celebuzz]

Laura Prepon wants to address those Scientology/Tom Cruise rumours [Too Fab]

Rumer Willis is trying just a bit too hard [Fishwrapper]

Let’s look at Kourtney Kardashian‘s butt in a bikini [The Superficial]

Selena Gomez is all about the moody selfies [theBERRY]

Jennifer Lawrence has the spring look down perfectly [Bohomoth]

Lindsay Lohan swears she didn’t drink through that interview [PopBytes]

The Loch Ness Monster is real and it’s coming for you! [OMG Blog]

Cara Delevingne wore a see-through skirt, of course [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Justin Bieber really wants to delay his DUI trial [Starpulse]

Nice legs, Emmy Rossum! [Popoholic]

Courteney Cox says no to a ‘Friends’ reunion [ICYDK]

Apparently Lea Michele is almost “too hot” [Celebslam]

What’s up with Andrew Garfield‘s new haircut? [Socialite Life]

Cameron Diaz has thoughts on aging, Botox and children [Lainey Gossip]

Louis CK deserves all the love we can give him [Celebitchy]

Jon Hamm called Justin Bieber a shithead [The Superficial]

It’s time for a hot new photoshoot with Marissa Miller [Popoholic]

April 23, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Jennifer

2Lily Allen’s ‘Sheezus’ is kind of amazing

Lily Allen has been putting out some amazing shit in preparation for the release of her new album, Sheezus, and the title track hit the Internet on Tuesday. It’s SO GOOD. I wasn’t sure how I felt about all the name checking of the other pop stars and whatnot, but the song itself is so good that I started to love that, too.

I can already tell this is going to be one of my favourite albums of 2014. It needs to hurry up and come out!

April 23, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer

0Uma Thurman is no longer engaged

Uma Thurman was planning to marry partner Arpad Busson, a financier she began dating in 2007 and with whom she has a 21-month-old daughter called 21-month-old Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence. The pair got engaged in 2008, but a wedding never happened, and now it apparently never will.

The couple have decided to break off the engagement, though the reason hasn’t been made public. Not much to go off on this one, but I guess that means she’s back on the market!

April 23, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

3Cameron Diaz doesn’t wear deodorant

Oh, Cameron Diaz. What ever will we do with her? Between her insistence that we’re all lesbians, her love of gifting her hairy vagina to the world and being “proud” of her famous friends for divorcing, she’s a little all over the place. Well, hope you booked your ticket on the crazy train, because it’s about to get a whole lot better. Turns out, Cameron doesn’t believe in wearing deodorant and hasn’t done so in 20 years!

From E! Online:

“I don’t believe in antiperspirant,” the actress told me at last night’s premiere of her new comedy, The Other Woman (in theaters on Friday). “It’s really bad for you. I haven’t used it for almost 20 years.”

Really?

“You’re stinky, because you use antiperspirant,” Diaz said. “It keeps all the stink in.”

Even men should go without? Yup!

“Let it go and just trim your armpit hair so it doesn’t hold onto the scent,” Diaz said.

Oh girl, no. No, no, no. You’re stinky when you DON’T use antiperspirant, and believe me, I have smelled enough rank ass New Yorkers on a hot summer’s day to know that. Yes, the aluminium in a lot of commercial deodorants can perhaps be harmful, but there ARE natural alternatives that still work. You don’t just air it out. Also, TRIM your armpit hair as opposed to shaving it? I mean, this isn’t about an aesthetic preference but literally a hygienic one. I mean… whatever, I don’t even have words anymore.

Cameron Diaz must be a ton of fun to be friends with/be around, that’s for sure. Especially when it’s warm out, which, in LA, is always. Ah, what’s that sweet smell on the winds? Must be unflushed piss and B.O. Bellisimo!

April 23, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

3Jamie Dornan already hates ’50 Shades of Grey’

Welp, some people need to learn their lessons the hard way, and it seems Jamie Dornan is already feeling a bit of 50 Shades of Grey fatigue as he’s really wishing he could do a role where he’s not tying women to beds all day. Of course, he had that opportunity before he decided to take this part, but unfortunately, his role as Christian Grey is probably going to put a big ol’ damper on the career potential he once had.

From The Guardian:

“There are a couple of classic knots I know now,” says the 31-year-old, “and I’ve put them to good use far too many times recently. In fact I’d like to do a job where I don’t have to tie women to beds.”

Of the attention he’s received for his first big Hollywood role, he says: “The whole thing’s ridiculous.” Then he falls silent. “It’s just all a bit silly the way it works. Another pause. “I think I could lose my mind.” By contrast, coming back from Fifty, as he calls it, straight on to The Fall and Belfast, “felt like coming home, in the loveliest way”.

Hey, side newsflash: The Fall is SO GOOD, and he was a total creepster in it. Also, he thinks it’s ridiculous NOW? He wants another role NOW? Before this movie has even come out? There’s a year to go before that happens, so methinks he needs to buck up and get used to it, because this is going to be one life and career-ruining ride, dude.

April 23, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer

0The Morning Links

Miranda Kerr or Gisele Bundchen: who sings better? [Celebitchy]

Josh Hartnett has some serious advice for aspiring actors [ICYDK]

Nothing like a little Selena Gomez sideboob [Celebslam]

Blake Lively got injured on the set of her new film [Socialite Life]

Let’s celebrate spring with Taylor Swift [Lainey Gossip]

Scarlett Johansson got really naked in ‘Under the Skin’ [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Nina Agdal cleans up really nicely [Moe Jackson]

Avril Lavigne is going Kawaii now [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Oh no! Lorde‘s been forced to cancel her Australian tour [I'm Not Obsessed]

Beyoncé just released another song we’re going to be obsessed with [Celebuzz]

Katy Perry has a sense of humour about the John Mayer split [Too Fab]

People are always trying to touch Iggy Azalea‘s vagina? [Fishwrapper]

Lindsay Lohan‘s friends don’t even believe her miscarriage story [The Superficial]

Wait, Katie Holmes was engaged to WHO? [theBERRY]

Jay-Z bought Beyoncé a rabbit (and not the kind with batteries) [Bohomoth]

The Obamas remember Frankie Knuckles [OMG Blog]

Was Justin Bieber cheating on Selena Gomez with Kylie Jenner? [Starpulse]

Sofia Vergara busted out the cleavage in TriBeCa [Popoholic]

Dean McDermott is tired of Tori Spelling “playing the victim” [ICYDK]

Looks like Bella Thorne got high at Coachella [Celebslam]

We all still really love ‘Mean Girls’, 10 years later [Socialite Life]

Well hello there, Michael Fassbender – how are you? [Lainey Gossip]

Lea Michele‘s wardrobe malfunction was totally planned, right? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Nicki Minaj is done with wigs, apparently [Celebitchy]

Would you call Rita Ora‘s look “sexy”? [Moe Jackson]

Bar Refaeli is still posting hot selfies to Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is hilarious forever [I'm Not Obsessed]

Sara Malakul Lane is really hot, guys [Popoholic]

April 23, 2014 at 8:00 am by Evil Beet