Feb 07, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah

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“He’s your dream costar. I have never felt so creatively satisfied on a film.”

Yes, Eva Mendes actually said this. Out loud. To a magazine. About her … boyfriend. I mean, to be fair, she also said this:

“When I am complimented on things that I didn’t like when I was 13, like my overbite and my mole, that’s when you realize that your imperfections are why people love you.”

So, apparently Ryan loves her because it’s constantly like being jerked off, and because she’s got ONE HOT MOLE and ONE HOT OVERBITE? I mean, has anyone ever come up to you post-adolescence and said “I just love what you’ve done with your acne scars and saddlebags.” Come on. This is all she’s got here?

Excuse me if I’m not doing backflips of belief here, guys, but let’s be real for a second. I think I’d honestly rather sit through sixteen of Jennifer Aniston’s attempts at replicating magazine interview after magazine interview than try to swallow this saccharine bullshit in one try.

Get with it lady: if you and Gosling ever split up (which, given the circumstances and the vast differences between your careers, is a big, big probability), you’re not doing anything more than Ghost Rider IV: The Return of Nicolas Cage’s All-Powerful Career. And maybe the occasional Parade, you lucky girl, you.

Feb 07, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah

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Why? Because Nick alleges that his family never told him about it. … I know, right? I just about fell off the f-cking chair, too.

From TMZ:

Nick Carter tells TMZ … he WANTED to attend his sister’s funeral in NY this weekend, but his own family made it impossible for him to be there.

25-year-old Leslie Carter was laid to rest at a small ceremony in Upstate New York this weekend after a suspected prescription drug overdose. Several family members were present at the funeral, including Aaron Carter, but Nick was not.

Nick — who was on the road performing at a concert at the time of the ceremony — tells TMZ, “I wanted to be at my sister’s funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic.”

Nick would not get specific about the circumstances … but sources close to the singer tell TMZ … he feels family members went out of their way to make sure he was not included.

Nick adds, “There are so many emotions for me surrounding the loss of my sister. I am trying to stay healthy, positive, and focused.”

We called Nick’s sister Ginger Carter for comment — she replied, “That’s not true,” and immediately hung up on us.

Others close to the “star” claim that Nick couldn’t be bothered to attend because he had issues of his own to face – like maintaining his career and selling $12 tickets to his crappy shows. Nick himself recently stated that he wouldn’t put the kibosh on his shitty little tour because he felt that continuing the music is what his late sister would have wanted (aside from, you know, not having mental issues and substance abuse problems and that whole untimely death thing):

“Performing is cathartic to me and I am dedicating the rest of my tour to my sister since she loved to watch me perform.”

Dude. I believe that like I believe that the Carters, generally speaking, are a stable, upstanding family much like the Lohans.

Bottom line? I think Nick Carter is a full-of-shit piece of shit. Seriously. I’m not sure that I’ve ever heard things so petty or so selfish in my life. Also? The Backstreet Boys sucked – especially you, Nick.

Feb 07, 2012 at 09:30 am by Sarah

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Now, if I hadn’t given it away in the headline who this gorgeous lady was, do you think you’d have guessed that it was Aibileen from The Help? I sure wouldn’t have. I mean, she was all attractive and what not in the movie, and she looked amazing at the recent awards ceremonies but these photos? These? Got-damn, girl. I think we have a new heartthrob on our hands – one of beauty, substance, and intelligence, too. You know – the best kind.

Viola sat down and did an interview with the LA Times magazine, who talked about her success with The Help and other things like motherhood, Hollywood, and her upcoming role in Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.

LA Times on Viola’s natural mothering instinct:

Viola Davis is wearing a pair of slipper socks striped in DayGlo pink and purple. They whisper across the floor of her Granada Hills living room as she sings to her newly adopted 19-month-old daughter. Genesis has just woken from her nap, has milk on her face and is still cute enough to be on a baby-food jar. “Heeeeeey, Mama,” Davis coos.

In a voice barely over a whisper, she encourages little Genesis to dance. The baby sways in time to her mother’s singing, grinning widely.

LA on Viola’s part in Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close:

She likes to cite an acting tip credited to David Mamet: “If you’re looking at an actor onstage with a cat, who are you going to look at, the actor or the cat? The cat, because the cat is just being a cat.”

Indeed, Davis does make any scene look as easy as a tabby stretching in a sun patch. Her latest role is in the Tom Hanks starrer—and Best Picture nominee—Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, which she took to work with actors Max von Sydow and Jeffrey Wright.

How Viola came from a meager background:

She “came from nothing, came from poverty”—one of six children of a horse groom and a maid raised in the hardscrabble town of Central Falls, Rhode Island. “I never had a phone,” she recalls. She once told Charlie Rose that her shoes “always had holes in them.” Central Falls is still so poor it recently filed for bankruptcy. Its struggling library received a $1,000 cash infusion in November. It came from Viola Davis.

And how Viola plans to bring the black lead actress to even more fruition in Hollywood:

“I am doing this out of necessity,” she says. “If I am not the instrument of change, I can meander through this business and be the black woman who always has two or three scenes but with fabulous actors around me.”

To that end, she has optioned The Personal History of Rachel DuPree, a sweeping novel about an African-American woman struggling to farm the Badlands in 1917. She is developing a new picture—a thriller with Spencer as a coproducer—but is always on the lookout. “I have a stack of books in mind,” she says.

It includes a bit of everything—historical dramas, which Davis loves, but also just plain, good literature. “There are great characters in history whose stories need to be told,” she says. “But also, look at this year’s line-up: Melancholia, Young Adult…Someone just had imagination, put pen to paper and created a [whole] human being. That is what I hope for myself…for a number of black actresses.”

All I know is that you’ve certainly made it “here” on Evil Beet – I went ahead and created you your very own category, ’cause I have a feeling that we’re definitely not going to be through talking about Viola Davis for a long, long time to come.

Feb 07, 2012 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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Scarlett Johansson is looking good again. [The Superficial]

5 Dangers of Flirty Texting. [The Frisky]

Kim Kardashian’s “divorce” “turns ugly.” [TMZ]

Madonna made the Super Bowl what it was. [Starpulse]

The best Kate Hudson‘s ever looked? [Lainey Gossip]

Gisele Bundchen is a big, giant bitch, in case you didn’t know. [Lainey Gossip]

Lindsay Lohan slaughters poodles. [Socialite Life]

Nick Carter blew off his sister’s funeral because he had a prior engagement. [Amy Grindhouse]

New Star Trek series? [Pajiba]

Karl Lagerfeld calls Adele “too fat.” [Cele|bitchy]

Rihanna partied with Chris Brown AGAIN. [The Superficial]

Katharine McPhee’s nipples are bright pink I guess. [IDLYITW]

Who’s your favorite ginger? [theBERRY]

Feb 07, 2012 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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I’ve spent a lot of time on this site praising the can’t-do-wrong antics and styles of Rachel McAdams, and outside of this site, I’ve almost made a career out of it. Rachel will appear on a commercial, a film preview, or a movie, and I point out to my husband each and every single time, “She might be the prettiest lady I’ve ever seen.” It’s actually gotten to the point where, if my husband sees her before I do, he’ll do the favor and point it out for me: “She might be the prettiest lady you’ve ever seen, right?” I nod smugly and continue about my business, happy that I’m listened to so heartily.

However, these photos for the red carpet premiere of Rachel’s new movie, The Vow, are absolutely awful. The hair, the pancake makeup, the lipstick applied so thick that you just know there was a big goop of it on her teeth at some point – the matte ceramic doll look completely washes out Rachel’s normally, naturally rosy complexion, and makes her look rather ill. The sparse brown eyeshadow only reinforces the “I’m fighting a terminal illness” vibe, and it’s all no good.

Rachel, girl, I’m always behind you 100% (OK, I’ll be real: 99%), but this whole look is just not nice. It doesn’t mean I’ve lost any love for you, and I definitely still think you’re the prettiest lady I’ve ever seen, but if I was with my husband when I saw these photos, I’d be almost embarrassed for him to know me well enough to say, “I know; she’s might be the prettiest lady you’ve ever seen, right?” Because not only would he think I was blind, he might also be insulted by my taste in attractive people, too. People everywhere’d be offended.

Whoever your makeup stylist was for this premiere, Rach, you need to fire immediately and maybe even get some kind of restraining order.

Feb 07, 2012 at 06:30 am by Sarah

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Honestly, would you expect anything else? And truly, if this set of photos does not completely convince you that the womb of Beyonce has never been tainted by a common baby, then I don’t know what to tell you.

On the flip side, if you’re one of the few who actually do believe that Beyonce both carried – and birthed! – her own child, then you shouldn’t be surprised by this news, either. Beyonce and Jay-Z have six nannies on hand. Six nannies. For one child. I’d say that probably gives a more than sufficient amount of time to work out in your own personal gym pretty much, you know, 23 and-a-half hours out of the day over these last four weeks.

Yes, this is what Beyonce looks a short four weeks after giving birth, and it lends a whole lot of credence to the rumors that she took Prednisone, a steroid that has side-effects like facial swelling and weight gain, both of which were witnessed at only the very end of B’s pregnancy. The funny thing about Prednisone (my brother used to take it when he was a little kid; he had some health issues of his own) is that once you stop taking it, the facial swelling and weight gain goes away almost immediately – especially if you haven’t been taking it long-term.

The Beyonce photos were captured while she attended her husband’s show at Carnegie Hall in New York City, where he performed ‘Glory’, the song he wrote for his daughter, for the first time. Here’s a clip:

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Sources close to Jay-Z say that after the reportedly-exhausting show, Beyonce and the hubs snacked out on celery and champagne, so maybe it isn’t all a loss, Beyonce stopping that Prednisone or hot wings or whatever it actually was. The health benefits of this child being in their lives are, by far, heavily outweighing the idea that Beyonce probably didn’t give birth to that child, and that’s good. Because when two people who can afford to bedazzle their baby’s bottles and provide them with round-the-clock nanny care in sets of three, it’s refreshing to see that their tastes wander to the conventional, and the healthy, too. You know?

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