Suri Cruise was beside herself last week when her newly adopted pet chihuahua, Honey (formerly known as Maple), went missing in Beverly Hills. Honey apparently walked right out the front gate of someone’s house when they took her to go swimming, but she was located by Lucky Puppy rescue group, who returned her to Suri after scanning the dog’s microchip to confirm her identity.
Here’s the photo Lucky Puppy posted on Facebook when they got Honey back:
All’s well that ends well, I suppose. She was lucky to get Honey back – and Honey was lucky that she wasn’t taken or hit by a car or some other awful fate. Keep hold of your pups, people. I’d lose my mind if anything happened to my dog!
August 31, 2014 at 8:08 am by Jennifer
Kendall Jenner is really trying to make it in the modeling world, and it seems to be working. She’s getting booked in big name campaigns and runway shows, but the problem is, everyone knows she is, in essence, a Kardashian. She probably isn’t taken very seriously by her fellow models and all the brands/casting agents who know what a joke her family is, so she’s decided to nip this in the bud and drop her last name altogether.
“I did it last year at all the castings too!” she told Us Weekly exclusively. “I only go by my first name.”
As to why she dropped the Jenner, Kendall told Us, “It was just my choice.”
Yeah, it would be my choice, too. Your family is a disaster, girl. That being said, it has been a benefit to her to this point. After all, what are the chances she’d have been in haute couture campaigns and runway shows if some of these designers didn’t owe Kanye West a favour or something?
August 30, 2014 at 11:26 am by Jennifer
Adam Levine and Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo tied the knot earlier this year, and things are going really well for the pair. Nevermind that this marriage probably won’t last more than 18 months or so – for now, it’s all peachy keen and in fact, it’s made the hair on Adam’s balls grow a little bit thicker. After all, marriage does make a man more masculine.
During an interview with Ryan Seacrest Friday morning, the Maroon 5 frontman opened up about his six-week-old marriage to supermodel Behati Prinsloo, saying wedded bliss has changed him forever.
“The relationship doesn’t change,” Levine, 35, told Seacrest, but he himself had – “in a great way.” Marriage, he said, makes you feel “slightly more masculine.”
“If it’s the right marriage, if it’s the right person, the guy feels a little bit more like a man,” The Voice coach explained.
Uh… well, okay? I mean, look – far be it for me to tell someone how to express their masculinity/femininity/whatever, but I don’t really get that. Does the woman feel more like a woman when she gets married because that’s what society tells us we’re all here for?
I suppose I’m assigning too much meaning to an Adam Levine quote. I’ll stop now.
August 30, 2014 at 8:53 am by Jennifer
Blake Lively just turned 27, but it seems her “bee-day” was a less than happy one because she was attacked by thousands of them while shooting content for her lifestyle website, Preserve… which is where she shared the following story:
I spent the week leading up to my big day shooting content for Preserve’s coming months. (I can’t wait to share what we captured with you.) Just yesterday, the final day of the shoot, I felt an electric shock of energy– was it excitement that I was about to turn another year older? Was it nerves? Why did it feel like agony? I like getting older… I think.
But this felt terrible. Does your butt quite suddenly (and painfully) deflate when you turn 27? Because mine hurt like hell …then my neck, back, legs and forehead. And oh my hands! They were shriveling. It felt like I was being shot by dozens of tiny invisible darts. I felt like the Wicked Witch, melting, melting, burning, melting.
As it happens, I wasn’t being greeted by the onset of spontaneous aging, but rather a full-fledged bee day. Attacked. All over. Everywhere.
I don’t know enough about insects to say if they were wasps, honeybees or Mother Nature’s miniature flying tasers. What I DO know, is that just moments before we were in the midst of a gorgeous fall fashion shoot. Now, I was a Monty Python sketch; running at top speed in no particular direction, whipping my arms and h ands around like I’d just discovered they were growing out of my shoulders without my previous knowledge. There was a terrible sound piercing the air too… I was later informed this sound had emanated from my very own mouth. I’d prefer to never hear it again. Along with everybody else on the East Coast.
I was shaken. I was swollen. I had to stop what I was doing to recuperate and/or shrink.
In case you just can’t bear not knowing what happened next, Blake apparently “looked for the nearest vanilla cake and decorated it”, because I suppose if you’re rich and famous, you just have vanilla cakes sitting around all the time.
I know literally next to nothing about Blake Lively, so can any of you shed light on whether she’s always been this fucking smarmy? She’s making Gwyneth Paltrow look tame, here. Make it stop.
August 29, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Jennifer
Wow, what a week it’s been for celebrity fashion! We had a VMAs fashion post and an Emmy awards fashion post all in one week! So this edition of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week is going to be a little shorter than usual.
But nothing’s changed — go through the photos and tell me who YOU think has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! And as always, my choices are at the bottom.
Ariana Grande. What is with this chick? Why does she always dress like a Bratz doll?
August 29, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Nothing says rebellion quite like nudity, apparently. At least according to Miley Cyrus. She finally got to make a dream come true by working with Karl Lagerfeld for V Magazine’s upcoming Rebel Issue, and it’s… underwhelming, as per usual.
Pic behind the cut, if you’re so inclined…