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Kourtney Kardashian does the whole naked pregnancy photo shoot thing (again)

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I’m pretty sure this isn’t the first time Kourtney Kardashian has stripped down in front of a camera before giving birth and, if she decides to let Scott Disick put another one in her in future, I’m sure she’ll do it again. It’s the Kardashian way – no shame in that. This time, some magazine called DuJour got the honours (?), as well as an interview.

The interview is a bit shit, of course, and didn’t really tell us anything we didn’t already know. Kourtney loves walking around naked and doesn’t think her body is anything to be ashamed of, so she’s comfortable letting everybody see all her bits… because why not? Sure, good for her. However, she says she wouldn’t do any nude shoots if she wasn’t pregnant, because the whole thing that’s interesting about this nudity is the baby growing inside of her… or whatever. But how does she hope these photos will be received?

How do you hope people will react to these pictures?

I don’t know. It’s what a woman’s body is made to do, so I hope it’s maybe seen as something that’s artistic. This was something that initially I did for myself just to capture the moment in my life, but these photos are beautiful and I’m happy to share them. And I like how raw they are. It’s my body: I’m not trying to impress anybody or be something that I’m not. But in general, I don’t really care that much about what people think. It doesn’t rule my world. I did this because I wanted to and it made me happy.

I’m trying super hard not to raise my eyebrow at the comment about how a woman’s body is apparently “made to” make babies, because HELLO, 19th century thinking, but whatevs. The woman loves having kids, so I’m gonna let her roll with that. I also enjoy (and believe) that she doesn’t actually give a single shit whether or not people like this, and I totally think she is doing it cos she felt like it, and that’s alright by me. Khloe has always been my favourite Kardashian just because of Kourtney’s bitch factor, but I have to admit, she is pretty likeable (sometimes).

The other two pics are behind the cut!

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Gwen Stefani releases ‘Spark the Fire’ video

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Gwen Stefani is getting back in the swing of things as far as her music career goes, and her first offering to the world in several years is this: ‘Spark the Fire‘, a semi-shitty rap/pop whatever-the-hell you’d call it that’s… not very good. I mean, even Fergie’s comeback single is better than this shit.

I love Gwen and think she’s absolutely divinely beautiful, but I feel like she probably needs to give the music a rest. Your mileage may vary, of course… I’ll let you decide for yourself:

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Mel B dated a woman for four years

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I love that this is surprising/news to anyone, but Mel B – yes, Scary Spice from the Spice Girls – dated a woman for four years. Of course, she’s happily married now to a man, but she’s had her fair share of experience with the ladies and, as she rightly asks, so what?

From The Guardian:

Before her relationship with Murphy, she had a relationship with Crista Parker, a woman with children at the same LA school as Phoenix. I tell her she once came out with one of my favourite quotes about sex. What’s that, she asks, warily. “People call me lesbian, bisexual or heterosexual, but I know who’s in my bed and that’s it… I have a huge libido and a great sex life.”

“Which is true,” she says. “Well, I did have a four-year relationship with a woman. But I’ve been very happily married for seven years to a penis. Ha ha! An amazing guy.”

Does he know she refers to him as a penis? “Well, you know what I mean. But I’ve definitely not been shy or been one to hold back. If I wanted to try something, I did. I had a girlfriend. So what?” Last year the former Playboy model Luann Lee claimed Brown followed her into a disabled lavatory for an “intimate moment” while Belafonte waited outside.

Is she in an open relationship? “No, me and my husband are very tight and solid. But I will be the first one to compliment a woman, to say to my husband, ‘Oh my God, look at her legs’; or ‘Doesn’t she look stunning?’ I do think women are gorgeous. Crazy but gorgeous.

Huh, well, fair enough. At the end of the day, again, I’m still not sure why it’s so newsworthy that someone is gay/bisexual/bi-curious/whatever-the-fuck. HELLO, have the media never heard of the Kinsey scale? Christ. Also, it’s a shame Mel feels the need to clarify that she’s happy with a man now – would her husband be threatened if she didn’t demean this past relationship? Whatevs, I still love Mel B. She’s awesome.

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Bill Cosby steps down from Temple University Board of Trustees

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I suppose Temple University wasn’t all that chill with having an accused rapist on its Board of Trustees, as Bill Cosby stepped down from his position on the Board this week, where he’d served for 32 years.

“I have always been proud of my association with Temple University,” Cosby said in a statement released through the Philadelphia school.

“I have always wanted to do what would be in the best interests of the university and its students,” he said. “As a result, I have tendered my resignation from the Temple University Board of Trustees.”

“The Board of Trustees accepts Dr. Cosby’s resignation from the board and thanks him for his service to the university,” the statement said.

Well, they weren’t weren’t going to fight to keep him on board, were they? This man should lose everything he’s gained at everyone else’s expense. Next, I’d love to see some actual charges brought up against this pervert, but I’m sure he’ll die before ever seeing the inside of a jail cell, unfortunately. Hopefully this is a first step of many in taking away all these “distinctions” which have been bestowed upon him for so many years.

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Madonna gets her tits out, talks to David Blaine for ‘Interview’

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Pardon the provocative headline but I couldn’t particularly think of a classier way to put this. Madonna‘s feature for the new issue of Interview magazine is a doozy – endless pics (which will appear later in this post) in which she wears pseud0-lightweight bondage gear and sexy lingerie and yes, shows us her breasts in their entirety for about the 8,000th time. It’s old hat, sure, but that’s Madonna and she’s not about to try something new and innovative like she would’ve done in the ’80s – she’s just going to keep selling us sex and trying to compete with younger pop stars (who aren’t half of what she is anyway, but she doesn’t seem to realise that). Oh and the best part? David Blaine does the interview.

I haven’t read the whole interview just yet, but I checked out a bit of it and Madonna revealed that – SURPRISE! – she’s done a whole lot of drugs in her day.

BLAINE: I just heard the song “Devil Prays” [from Madonna's forthcoming album], and it’s fucking amazing. And it’s not like you were using drugs, but it’s all about drug use …

MADONNA: Well, no, it’s about how people take drugs to connect to God or to a higher level of consciousness. I keep saying, “Plugging into the matrix.” If you get high, you can do that, which is why a lot of people drop acid or do drugs, because they want to get closer to God. But there’s going to be a short circuit, and that’s the illusion of drugs, because they give you the illusion of getting closer to God, but ultimately they kill you. They destroy you. I mean, I tried everything once, but as soon as I was high, I spent my time drinking tons of water to get it out of my system. As soon as I was high, I was obsessed with flushing it out of me. [Blaine laughs] I was like, “Okay, I’m done now.”

BLAINE: Was that song written to anyone in particular?

MADONNA: No, just sharing my experiences that there are different ways to connect to a higher level of consciousness and that it’s the devil’s trick. It is the illusion.

Huh. No surprises there that Madonna enjoyed her fair share of illegal substances, but still writing songs about it? Eh. I dunno, it seems a bit old hat. Madonna has sorta fallen off her game since Ray of Light (and even that was a stretch) and that shit came out in ’98. There will never be anything that compares to Madonna in her hey day and I need her to stop.

Photos from the shoot below, but beware if you’re at work, as there are boobs involved:

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Scarlett Johansson secretly got married

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I’m not quite sure how you can “secretly” do something that wasn’t anyone else’s business to know about anyway, but whatever. The point is, Scarlett Johansson and fiancé Romain Dauriac got married in Montana recently in an “intimate ceremony” that sounds… nice, I guess? You know, considering we know literally zero details.

From Page Six:

While the actress, who was recently seen wearing a gold ring on her wedding finger, has remained tight-lipped about whether they had married, we’re told the ceremony happened shortly after Johansson and Dauriac welcomed their first child in September.

A source tells Page Six, “Scarlett and Romain were married in a very intimate ceremony after the birth of their daughter. They kept the wedding a big secret because they both wanted privacy.”

While it had been speculated the couple would marry in Dauriac’s native Paris, the source said the wedding took place at a secret location in the US, away from the spotlight of Hollywood or Johansson’s home town of New York. The pair wed on Oct. 1 in Philipsburg, Montana, a clerk for Granite County told People.

Apparently this wedding has been confirmed to Gossip Cop. Woo hoo! Exciting! Or something. Two people who were engaged got married and had a baby together – big whoop? If she did it in Montana to be away from the press, there’s probably a reason for that.

Mazel to them, either way. Lucy was one of the best films I saw this year!

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Rihanna’s finally ready to release some new music


Rihanna was in the habit of releasing a new album every year but so far, she’s left us hanging. But guess what – #R8, the new album, is said to be on the way. A tracklist leaked, Rihanna has been in the studio and we are about to have some new jams on our hands!

First, a clip of what she’s up to in the studio:

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Next, the supposed leaked tracklist:

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Thirdly, someone said that her first single from the album is going to be called ‘Kisses Don’t Lie’, which… okay, girl. I’m here for this. Just give it to us now!

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