Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ben Affleck Wants To ‘Avoid The Circus’ Surrounding His Affair With The Nanny

ben affleck Christina Ouzounian has been sitting pretty for a while now, but particularly since news of her affair with Ben Affleck - infidelity which is said to have played a large part in his divorce from Jennifer Garner - went public. First he holed her up in the extremely pricey Hotel Bel-Air for a while to avoid the press, and now it seems like he's bought her a brand new Lexus convertible, which I think we can all agree is hardly the type of car you can afford on a nanny's salary. Here's the car in qu...

Miley Cyrus Says ‘Hannah Montana’ Gave Her Body Dysmorphia

miley cyrus Hollywood is a difficult place for anyone, but child actors rarely fare well. Growing up in the spotlight is rough as hell, especially for girls, whose standards of beauty and body ideals are modeled within this completely unrealistic and inappropriate environment. It's a miracle, really, that Miley Cyrus has made it through those years relatively unscathed, though she's finally opened up about her experience on the Disney Channel, claiming that her time on Hannah Montana gave her body dysmorphia. I believe it! In the September i...

It’s Official: Donald Trump Fired From ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

donald trump This is a rather delicious story, I think you'll have to admit. Donald Trump is an absolute tyrant who, somehow, has managed to gain some kind of stronghold in the Republican party and will likely get their nomination in the upcoming presidential election, showing just how slim the pickins really are. He's a hateful, vile human being that treats women and people of colour like shit, among other things, and more and more (normal) people are starting to notice. To that end, Trump has officially been...

Jennifer Aniston Didn’t Invite Her “Friends” To Her Wedding

jennifer aniston justin theroux Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux finally tied the knot earlier this month, but there were a few of Jen's "friends" missing from the festivities. Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox were on hand to celebrate the union of Ross & Rachel Jen & Justin, but Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry's invites must've gotten lost in the mail. But don't worry, they're not holding a grudge - they're just happy Jen's happy. From The Telegraph: Speaking to reporters, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc both conf...

LeAnn Rimes Takes 40 Pills A Day & Spray Tans At Home

leann rimes Guys, I am truly ashamed that it's been, like, eight months since we've done a LeAnn Rimes story, and the last time we talked about her, it was just to say that her god-awful reality series with Eddie Cibrian had been canceled, as we all knew would happen even before it premiered. LeAnn used to be a fixture here on EB, but she does so little with her life that even now, all this time later, the "story" is about how she's a pill-popping, tan-loving freak and she loves it. Slim pickins, but sometimes we have to take what we can get. From Into The Gloss: I’...

Christina Aguilera ‘Felt Like It Was Time’ To Go Topless On Instagram

xtina Christina Aguilera has been keeping somewhat of a low profile lately. The last time we saw her, for instance, she was possibly getting fired from The Voice, which... I honestly don't even know if that ended up happening or not (and I don't care enough to Google to find out). The point is, she hasn't been up to much recently, publicly speaking... until now. XTina felt it was time to remind you that she's still "too dirrrty to clean [her] act up" by posting a topless photo of herself in her home...

Bill Cosby Accused Of Sexual Assault By Three More Women

bill cosby Bill Cosby has already had more than 40 women accuse him of sexual assault, of which he's pretty much admitted to being guilty anyway, and now three more women have come forward to speak up about their own experiences with this disgusting excuse for a human being. The incidents are said to have taken place in the '70s and '80s and the women have come forward now in order to stand strong with the other 40 women who were victim to Cosby's predatory ways. From People: Three more women have pu...