Today's Evil Beet Gossip

A drunk driver plowed into Jennifer Aniston’s front yard

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Well, Jennifer Aniston certainly had a rough weekend. On Saturday night, a drunk driver plowed into her front garden, taking out some plants. No one was hurt and Jen may not even have been there, but still – scary!

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … it happened at around 8:30 PM at her Bel Air estate.  It’s unclear if Jen was home,  but her rusty trusty security guy instantly called 911.

When cops arrived the driver told them he was not behind the wheel, but security footage from the home clearly showed otherwise.  The guy flunked the field sobriety tests and was arrested.

Can I just say, what the fuck is wrong with people continuing to get behind the wheel of a car when they’ve had a drink? WHY DO THEY DO IT? Get a cab! Take the bus! Get a life! You know, instead of taking someone else’s.

Also, I suppose it makes sense that Jennifer Aniston has a security guy, but do ALL celebrities have security once they reach a certain level? I can’t imagine having to go through life like that, with someone having to watch your back 24/7.

Glad everyone’s okay, anyway.

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Is Kim Kardashian jealous of Kylie Jenner?

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Kylie Jenner is well on her way to becoming her older sister’s Jr. She’s virtually transforming into Kim Kardashian and she’s only 17 – imagine where she’ll be in five years! This thought is apparently what’s been bothering Kim, and she’s seriously worried about Kylie becoming a better looking version of herself!

From XPosé Entertainment (whatever!):

A source shared: ”Kim’s been moaning to her mom for months now that Kylie’s slowly morphing into a better-looking version of her – and she’s not happy about it.”

She was so upset she even confronted the 17-year-old television personality about stealing her style but Kylie completely ”denied” it.

The source added to US’ OK! magazine: ”She fronted up Kylie and tore into her for copying her style and her look. Kylie denied it, of course, but she really does look more like Kim every day…

”Kim’s got a huge ego and thinks Kylie’s a threat to her brand… It’s because Kylie’s a much better looking version of her – and she knows it.”

This comes just days after it was reported that Kylie is looking to outshine her older half-sister by going into the music business.

The insider shared: ”If Kylie feels competitive with anyone it’s Kim. She feels they have similar body types and looks. Kim is doing modelling, fashion, television and much more which is exactly what Kylie wants. She doesn’t want to be put in a box and only do one thing.

”She wants to be like Kim, but even bigger and more diverse – getting into music and producing as well.”

Oh, dear. Obviously this whole quote is bullshit, but I actually can see this being true. Kylie is hot on Kim’s heels, and Kim’s desperate to stay relevant (much like her husband), so I can see why she’s feeling a bit concerned. The entire family is a hot mess, but bless ‘em.

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Taylor Swifts $40 million legs have been ruined by a cat

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Thank goodness Taylor Swift took out $40 million worth of insurance on her infamous legs, because they were very nearly RUINED by one of her cats this weekend. Taylor has 2 little furry friends, foldy-eared cats (yep, that’s an official name, lolz) called Olivia and Meredith. It was Meredith who shredded poor Taylor to smithereens this weekend, and Taylor took to Instagram to poke fun at the insurance rumours, proving she’s in on the joke and has a pretty good sense of humor, too.

GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Touche, Taylor. Touche. Luckily, it seems like she’ll make a full recovery.

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Was Katy Perry just not noble enough for Russell Brand?

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I don’t think anyone was particularly surprised when Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s whirlwind relationship/marriage went down the tubes. They seemed in some ways like kindred spirits, but in many others like an odd couple whose differences would never really be reconciled. Up until now, however, it seemed unclear what was REALLY behind the split. Was it cocaine? Was it sex addiction? It seems like it was neither, in fact. Instead, according to a new documentary about Brand’s life, it seems like Katy just wasn’t quite noble enough for him.

The documentary, entitled BRAND: A Second Coming, was filmed over 7 years and is getting its first screening at SXSW. Since it took place over so many years, of course Katy is involved in parts and at one point, the pair sit down together for a joint interview, which The Daily Beast wrote up as follows:

In a scene in BRAND, he visits protesters sans Perry while on break from filming his studio romantic comedy Arthur. Then the comedian, who at one point tried to direct the documentary himself, sits with his wife in their home for an interview that goes south.

Struggling to answer Brand’s query about the existential pickle of money and fame, Perry demurs. “I think you’re a genius and you make me look good, and that’s why I picked you,” she chirps. (If any single sound bite goes viral from this film, it might well be Perry declaring, “I control the pussy” to the camera in a baby voice as she abruptly ends the interview.)

Following their split, a deflated Brand ponders why the marriage failed. “We were going in different directions,” he sighs. “Possibly opposite directions.”

Yikes. I mean, sure – if Russell was in a phase where he wanted to be more philanthropic and shun the trappings of fame, obviously that’s going to conflict with Katy’s career, which was on the rise x 500 during their relationship. I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with either, but it certainly wasn’t going to mix. The world may never know!

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Pamela Anderson gets restraining order against Rick Salomon

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Pamela Anderson has been a bit all over the place when it comes to her marriage to Rick Salomon. They’ve been married a few times, they split up again last summer before getting back together a few months later and now they’re ACTUALLY divorcing again (I think?). Also, things have been kicked up a notch because Pam has been forced to seek a restraining order against Rick because he’s an abusive asshole and she’s afraid for her well-being.

From People:

The temporary order, filed Friday, will hold until the court hearing scheduled for April 3, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.

In the docs, Anderson, 47, alleges that Salomon’s pattern of abuse had become so severe that she was “scared of what he is capable of doing to me.”

Since Anderson filed for divorce from Salomon in February, she alleges in the documents that his behavior “has become erratic, out of control and has caused me to fear for my safety.”

Anderson recounted an occasion in late January when he allegedly put a pillow over her face while they were having sex in an attempt to smother her. The documents also claim that when Salomon is “upset,” he calls her “cruel names” such as “slut,” “ugly old b––” and “crack whore.”

In the weeks leading up to their divorce, Anderson received a number of harassing e-mails and text messages from her soon-to-be-ex, she claims. Salomon would also allegedly send Anderson photos of his then-wife that he had taken of her nude and without her consent, “demonstrating that he has the power to send it to anyone if I did not do what he wants,” she claims.

Sigh. What is WRONG with people in this world? I feel like I’m hearing SO many stories lately (as in, more than usual) about violent men (and women!) who seemingly get off on hurting other people. Hopefully she’s able to retain this protection order for as long as she feels it’s necessary (and hopefully he actually abides by it).

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Kanye West claims Barack Obama calls him on the phone, Obama says “Nope!”

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If you used a high-grade scientific tool to magnify my heart about 500,000x, you’d probably find the tiniest sliver of pity inside for Kanye West. I mean, the guy has delusions of grandeur and likely thinks he’s the second coming. He’s desperate to one up everyone on earth, though to what end, no one’s really sure – and I don’t even think he is. But such extreme narcissism leads to Kanye talking major bullshit to the point where he becomes extremely hyperbolic… or maybe just a liar. One such lie? That Barack Obama calls Kanye at home so they can shoot the shit via phone.

Of course, Obama was asked about this during an interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live! this week and called bullshit on this nonsense (as if he should have to) in his typically charming Obama way, saying, “I don’t think I’ve got his home number.”

I mean, could Obama be lying? Sure. But is he? Come on, of course he’s not. As if the President of the United States has nothing better to do than to sit on the phone with an egomaniac who thinks he shits gold? I don’t think so.

Some paps apparently caught up with Kanye later and told him that Obama denied the phone story, to which he replied, “I love Obama. He called our house before. He knows that. Don’t try to pit us against each other. I love Obama.” So basically, if you call Kanye out for lying, you’re trying to pit him against the person he’s lying about. Important lesson.


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Tyga finally admits he’s dating Kylie Jenner

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Kanye West may have applauded Tyga for “getting in there early” with Kylie Jenner, but up until now, Tyga himself had denied any romantic involvement with the 17-year-old. All that’s changed, however, as Tyga has now confirmed their relationship on Instagram by posting a selfie of Kylie with the following caption:


Certain things catch your eye, but only few capture the heart.

A photo posted by Tyga / T-Raww (@kinggoldchains) on

Well, ain’t that sweet? More like a hot ass mess. This whole thing is a big giant NOPE.

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