You know what? I just can’t even do this. Lady Gaga’s just way, way too much these days, and there are no words available to describe how silly and frivolous I think just everything she’s doing lately is.
This is what Gaga‘s tattooist had to say about her new ink:
“It’s kind of a Renaissance era cherub, a nod to her Italian heritage.”
Oh, OK. As long as it’s a nod to her Italian heritage. I guess that makes everything in the world, then, right?
September 14, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
So we talked about Kate Middleton’s nudieness earlier today, and French magazine Closer made good on their promise to release the pictures while I napped and tried to sweat out the DayQuil OD I’m in the process of having. The Royals, though not initially sure they were going to pursue legal action over the photos, have decided to do so, and have also released this statement:
“Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner. The incident is reminiscent of the worst excesses of the press and paparazzi during the life of Diana, Princess of Wales, and all the more upsetting to The Duke and Duchess for being so. Their Royal Highnesses had every expectation of privacy in the remote house. It is unthinkable that anyone should take such photographs, let alone publish them.”
Yeah, well, in the meantime, you can check out Kate Middleton’s nudie photos in the gallery. It’s all cute. And I didn’t nearly expect Kate to have such dark nipples. I always imagined her with larger, peach-colored ones rather than the ones she actually has. But hey—cute is cute!
September 14, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
Aww, look, it’s Emma Watson being all cute and hot and unassuming! Is it safe to say that this young woman gets more and more amazing (and more and more beautiful and charming, too) as she gets older? Is it also safe to say that she’s reached the age of twenty-two years old relatively unscathed, and probably won’t go the route of, say, Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes? No, I think Emma’s got this fame thing on lockdown, and it probably has all to do with Harry Potter and all that business. I think that anyone worth their salt will tell you, Harry, Ron, and Hermione will probably lead a “charmed” existence for the rest of their time on this earth because of the franchise’s “magical” powers. Ha.
You can check out a few full-length photos in the gallery, but really, why bother? It’s not as if Emma’s got tits on her ankles or anything.
Emma’s look—love it or leave it?
September 14, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
So I’m really, really sick today, and I hate it. I never get sick. Seriously, I’m sick once, maybe, in a three- or four-year period. I’m talking chills, a sore, dry throat, and that nagging cough that won’t go away—the whole shebang. So awesome, right? Naturally, I’m going to be pretty much to the point on this one: Miley Cyrus is about to derail. De-RAIL.
Have you been paying attention to Miley’s Twitter over the last day or so? Because it seems like she-of-the-short-hair has run into some emotional troubles that totally don’t point to trouble in paradise (how do I know? Miley said so herself when one of her Tweets read “& there is no trouble in paradise…. just thoughts). Nope, not at all. Here’s what Miley’s been saying:
ever feel like you want just…. something more. not sure what exactly…. passion perhaps?
sometimes i feel like i love everyone more than they love me. hatttte that feeling.
Thought of the day: maybe it’s not that they love you less, they just love you the most they are capable of loving.
& there is no trouble in paradise…. just thoughts.
And a whole three hours later, Miley talked about sharing “quality” time with her fiance:
having some quality fiance time. just what i needed.
There’s definitely, definitely something amiss in Miley’s world. Because just the day before, she was Tweeting things like this:
lifes been so good lately. awesome fam time today w my mom and brother, making doppppe music, chillin w my mates in town ? thank u universe
So … I don’t know. Is it good? Does it suck? Do you love it and hate it at the same time? Do things just change that rapidly in Miley-world? I dunno, guys. But I think maybe someone should start paying a little more attention to the subtext, there.
September 14, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Looks like Duchess Kate is about to join the ranks of Prince Harry—in her very own topless scandal! Word on the street has it that French magazine, Closer followed Prince William and Kate on a vacation to Provence, where Kate, naturally, engaged in some topless sunbathing. Closer, sending out the above photo teaser yesterday, claims that the photos will be released later today, and the Royals are pissed. A spokesperson for the family claims that Will and Kate are “saddened” and angry, and that a “red line” has been crossed.
From a French magazine website called Closer (well, at least the Google-translated text, anyway):
“A little more than a year after their marriage, the royal couple was offered a romantic getaway, far from the protocol and etiquette in their very own garden of Eden.”
“Almost alone in the world … because Closer was there! After the holidays of Prince Harry in Las Vegas, discover the very sensual shots of Kate Middleton and her husband Prince William.
“Discover the incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen her before … and as you will never see her again!”
What do you guys think—are you in agreement with Will and Kate, that a “red line” has been crossed (why red? Why not black? Why not teal? It is, after all, the color of gangrene, and what’s nastier than that)? Or do you think that it’s, you know, not really that big a deal?
September 14, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Thank goodness. I’m so glad that someone finally made a video of those photos of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders with lots of lines and some weird thing about feet and circles around flowers and fences and all. I’m just like, why did no one do this earlier? If someone could have so easily proved that the love between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson really is pure and unbreakable, then why are we just now seeing that?
I guess I shouldn’t be so suspicious after this kind person has fixed my entire soul with this superb video (and with the help of a Bowie song!), it’s just that we’ve all been so broken for the past couple of months, and it’s obviously been for no reason. It’s hard to forget all the pain that we’ve been through, but I suppose that now there’s nothing left to do but rebuild. So let’s start, friends. Together.