Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Winona Ryder

Know Who I Love? Winona Ryder. Really.

And I desperately wish that she’d get back up on the horse and start doing blockbusting movies yet again. Because though I really enjoyed her in Mr. Deeds (oh yes I did – don’t try to pretend that you didn’t just love that movie), I’d really like some Beetlejuice, or Girl, Interrupted, or hell, even The Crucible-type...

They’re Doing A Sequel To Heathers. No, Really.

Dudes, I’m just too tired to fight the establishment any longer.  So I’m just moving straight into acceptance mode.  Another 80’s movie is getting a sequel.  Sigh. Hollywood has decided that we need to get a follow-up of the 1988 cult classic Heathers and despite all the denials, Wynona Ryder insists that the project is...

Oh You Wanted That Jewelry Back?

I guess the big story is that $125,000 in jewelry, lent to Winona Ryder for a Marie-Claire photo shoot, has gone missing.  The first version of this disaster was that Ryder reported the bracelet and ring missing after she gave them to a hotel employee to put in the safe.  Of course there were no surveillance tapes of that...

Winona Ryder Overdosed on Xanax on a Plane Flight

So, a plane from LAX to Heathrow ordered a priority landing yesterday after Winona Ryder collapsed on it twice. I didn’t cover it on here, because Winona Ryder manages to simultaneously bore and annoy me, but now it’s kind of amusing because it turns out homegirl overdosed on anti-anxiety meds, Xanax specifically. One passenger said:...