They’re not anymore, apparently. According to a Moynahan rep: “(They) amicably ended their three-year relationship several weeks ago. We ask for your respect and...
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
And on Britney Spears Day!
We’ll have details as they come.
Update: From TMZ:
Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court... Apparently old pussy can’t cook that well. Comedian Chris Rock has filed for divorce from his wife of nearly 10 years, Malaak Compton-Rock. The couple have two daughters together. ... Young marriage doesn’t seem to work for Hollywood. Ask Jamie Lynn Sigler, Jessica Simpson, Kate Hudson, and now, sadly Reese Witherspoon. After months of speculation by the tabloids... Although she announced she had a boyfriend on last week’s David Letterman, People is now reporting that heiress Nicky Hilton has split with her boyfriend of nearly three years... Country singer Sara Evans, who currently appears on ABC’s hit Dancing with the Stars, announced on Thursday that she will be dropping out of the show to cope with her divorce from her... I’m no expert on Jesus, Mr. Stapp, but, from what I’ve been told, he wasn’t real big on gambling, drinking to excess, or announcing that Dave Grohl has a tiny penis on... You know those awkward days after a break-up, where you still have to see the guy every now and then to work out the details? Who’s keeping the dog? Where are my bikinis? You owe me... I’ve had approximately one billion hits with this search term, or a variation upon it, today. So okay.
Yes, Jason Wahler was arrested in NYC on September 1, a little past 4 am, and... Today has been a real downer of a news day, and here at Evil Beet, we’re gonna go to our happy place. Our happy place, of course, is wherever someone is making a total ass of Paris... Finally. Okay, brutal honesty from me: these two drive me insane. She is so young and beautiful and talented and famous, and he is so old and horse-faced and bearded and irrelevant, and I... You could be this girl.
When Bad Things Happen To Other People
HOLY SHIT: Britney Spears Files for DIVORCE
Breaking: Chris Rock Files for Divorce
Another One Bites the Dust
Kevin Connolly is Functionally Retarded
Sara Evans’ Husband is a Dirty Whore
Scott Stapp Is a Drunken Douchebag
Lindsay’s Post-Break-up Morton Encounter
"jason wahler arrested cocaine"
Paris, Thank You for Being You
It Has Occurred to Kate Hudson That She Is Attractive...
Today Could Be Worse