Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Afternoon Links


Jennifer Garner has no problems flying solo, thanks [Lainey Gossip]

Brittny Gastineau got attacked, and he claims she started it [Celebitchy]

What’s going on with Hugh Jackman‘s new bald cowboy look? [Socialite Life]

Maxim’s hottest women came together to celebrate their hotness [The Superficial]

Nicole Scherzinger brought out her ass – damn! [Popoholic]

Here’s a little of Maria Menounos in a tiny bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Only Beyonce can get away with braless selfies [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

I’ll never really understand Lacey Chabert, I feel… [Celebslam]

Candice Swanepoel knows how to work black leather [Moe Jackson]

The Napoleon Dynamite cast got back together for some reason [Too Fab]

Let’s take some time to appreciate Farrah Abraham‘s writing skills [The Frisky]

Kim Kardashian is adding a “butt room” to her new house [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Sarah Jessica Parker has taken to wearing bedsheets as clothes [Bohomoth]

These are some awesome selfies with a celebrity twist [theBERRY]

Anna Kendrick is here to remind us why we love her so much [I'm Not Obsessed]

Did Brad Pitt‘s prankster get the last laugh? [Celebuzz]

What’s going on with Kaley Cuoco and her new husband? [Fishwrapper]

Is Rob Kardashian addicted to painkillers and Sizzurp? [Celebitchy]

Ansel Elgort and Douglas Booth went topless and it was great [Socialite Life]

What is Channing Tatum really good at in life? [Lainey Gossip]

Christina Milian is doing bikini selfies now [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Dave Chappelle finally talked about quitting ‘Chappelle’s Show’ [The Superficial]

Gotta hand it to Jessica Biel for cleaning up so well [Popoholic]

Well hello there, Diane Kruger! Where have you been? [Celebslam]

Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill know how to have fun [I'm Not Obsessed]

Khloe Kardashian may as well wear no jeans at all [Celebuzz]

The Morning Links

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Angelina Jolie talks about ‘Maleficent’s rape metaphor [Celebitchy]

What do we think of Andrew Garfield‘s new beard? [Socialite Life]

Here’s a bit of Abbey Clancy in a wet bikini [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Tom Hardy knows how to work a pair of black glasses [Lainey Gossip]

This entry is literally called “Kate Upton vagina of the day” [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Coco‘s ass is nothing to be trifled with [The Superficial]

Jessica Simpson will keep showing off her toned legs [Moe Jackson]

Why is it that Jessica Alba always busts out the cleavage at the right time? [Popoholic]

Mariah Carey has breasts, in case you forgot [Celebslam]

Here’s a new Kimye wedding photo, featuring North West [Too Fab]

Laverne Cox is the best for forever and ever [The Frisky]

Miley Cyrus mocks Selena Gomez while performing her new single [Starpulse]

Is Ben Affleck‘s gambling habit totally out of control? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Cressida Bonas and her side boob have hit the town [Bohomoth]

Here are 10 things you didn’t know about Luke Bryan (including who he is) [theBERRY]

Keira Knightley gives herself a $50,000 per year “allowance” [I'm Not Obsessed]

Louis CK wants TMZ to remove footage of Tracy Morgan‘s crash [Celebuzz]

Apparently Tim McGraw cries over Faith Hill, for some reason [Fishwrapper]

Kanye West is having boy drama with Jay-Z now, I guess [Celebitchy]

James Franco is working quite the large bulge [Socialite Life]

This is how Petra Nemcova does sexy [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Look who’s on her way to the World Cup – it’s Jennifer Lopez! [Lainey Gossip]

Gwyneth Paltrow is taking Beyonce on a yoga retreat [The Superficial]

We should all aim to have Vanessa Hudgens‘ abs, guys [Moe Jackson]

Well, Emmanuelle Chriqui looks great in that pantsuit [Popoholic]

What do we make of Ryan Phillippe‘s new girlfriend? [Celebslam]

The Afternoon Links


This is how Jessica Alba celebrates her kid’s birthday [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jay-Z‘s alleged mistress isn’t anything special [Celebslam]

This is Joe Jonas flashing a “cute smile” [Socialite Life]

Here’s some more naked news for your Wednesday [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

NBA MVP Kevin Durant knows how to live it up [Moe Jackson]

Here’s pregnant Hayden Panettiere in a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Could Robert Pattinson pull off being a young Han Solo? [ICYDK]

Shailene Woodley‘s gifts include being “lovely & open” [Celebitchy]

What’s going on with Raven Symoné‘s new haircut? [Fishwrapper]

Naya Rivera has a nice ass, if you failed to notice before [Popoholic]

Yay, here we have the new ‘Dumb and Dumber To’ trailer [Too Fab]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Vanessa Hudgens‘ abs [Celebuzz]

Lena Dunham needs to go away because she freaks me out [The Frisky]

You can’t complain about Joana Krupa‘s beach pics [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Tyra Banks is so insane, but we love her anyway [theBERRY]

Candice Swanepoel is incredibly beautiful [Celebslam]

Aw, isn’t Matt Bomer so sweet to his fans? [Socialite Life]

Lily Allen smokes, walks around Notting Hill like a normal person [Moe Jackson]

Isn’t Jordana Brewster underrated? [Popoholic]

The Morning Links

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Even Keira Knightley suffers from stage fright [I'm Not Obsessed]

You can’t complain about Adriana Lima with her boobs out [Celebslam]

Charlie Hunnam looks amazing even in jail clothes [Socialite Life]

Beyonce didn’t wear a bra and no one’s complaining [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Andrea Calle shows off her sexy bikini body in Miami [Moe Jackson]

Tori Spelling wants a bandaid baby with Dean McDermott [ICYDK]

Jamie King posted photos of herself breastfeeding [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

You can’t hate on Angelina Jolie‘s humanitarian work [Celebitchy]

What’s happening with Kat Dennings and this awful hairdo? [Fishwrapper]

Jessica Biel knows how to bring the cleavage [Popoholic]

Thank goodness, Laura Prepon will be back for the next season of ‘OITNB’ [Too Fab]

Here are 10 things you need to know about Jonah Hill [Celebuzz]

Farrah Abraham‘s new book seems rather promising [PopBytes]

A Drake-themed needlepoint is a totally normal present, right? [The Frisky]

Lana Del Rey is more of a model than a singer [theBERRY]

Nia Sanchez looks good in a bikini and is your new Miss USA [Celebslam]

Prince Harry met a goat today and it was cute [Socialite Life]

Miley Cyrus is still twerking on Instagram these days [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Looks like Fergie and Josh Duhamel are back on the scene [I'm Not Obsessed]

Oh look, it’s Jasmin Walia from ‘The Only Way is Essex’ in Marbella [Moe Jackson]

Joan Rivers needs to learn how to shut her mouth [Fishwrapper]

The Afternoon Links


Anna Paquin is proud to be a married bisexual mother [Celebitchy]

How is it that Eiza Gonzalez even looks sexy while out shopping? [Moe Jackson]

Christiano Ronaldo kept his shirt on for once, I see [Socialite Life]

True or false: Ethan Hawke > Orlando Bloom? [Lainey Gossip]

Looks like Paloma Faith forgot her clothes [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Taye Diggs knows you wanted him to stay with Idina Menzel [I'm Not Obsessed]

Why aren’t we paying more attention to hot Jordana Brewster? [Celebslam]

Let’s flash back to when Lily Allen got topless [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Selena Gomez is in a bikini, if that’s your thing [Popoholic]

Cameron Diaz is a really strong feminist, you guys [Bohomoth]

Does Jennifer Garner really have fake teeth? [The Frisky]

Khloe Kardashian and French Montana packed on the PDA in Africa [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Izabel Goulart modeled (read: got naked) for ‘Lui’ [The Blemish]

Lupita Nyong’o in a bikini is a good thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Someone told Keira Knightley that she was anorexic and a shit actress [Too Fab]

This is apparently Kim Kardashian with “no make up” [Fishwrapper]

Here are some of Cher‘s best moments on Twitter (and there are tons) [theBERRY]

Let’s watch Neil Patrick Harris sing and thrust in drag [PopBytes]

Lori Petty is back and has shit to say about Hollywood [ICYDK]

The weirdo who broke into Sandra Bullock‘s home was “obsessed” with her [Starpulse]

Kris Jenner is totally down with the hip kids, man [Celebuzz]

Mick Jagger is already moving on from L’Wren Scott [Celebitchy]

Wow, Cindy Crawford‘s kids look so much like her! [Moe Jackson]

How about a little shirtless James Marsden for your Tuesday? [Socialite Life]

Sandra Bullock celebrated a decade of hotness this week [Lainey Gossip]

Looks like Mila Kunis is hiding the baby bump – though not very well [Popoholic]

Jessica Alba is really working the normcore look [The Frisky]

The Morning Links

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Ashton Kutcher “hasn’t judged” Mila Kunis on her pregnant body [Celebitchy]

Candice Swanepoel got ultra sexy for a new interview on ‘Extra’ [Moe Jackson]

Jeremy Renner and James McAvoy played in SoccerAid 2014 and won [Socialite Life]

Good to see that Rafael Nadal is back at the top of his game [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s a peek at Lily Allen‘s hot bod if that’s your thing [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Kate Middleton is looking chic as always! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Kylie Jenner has thoughts on big sister Kim and new hubby Kanye [Celebslam]

Does anyone look better than Rihanna naked? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Oh look, it’s Alessandra Ambrosio with a shiny butt [Popoholic]

Is George Clooney planning to marry in Venice? [Bohomoth]

Yaya DaCosta is going to play Whitney Houston – but will it work? [The Frisky]

Oh god, are Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber back together again? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Hugh Jackman rapped with LL Cool J and T.I. [The Blemish]

How the hell is Gabrielle Union actually 41? [Too Fab]

Wait a second – are Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams a couple?! [Fishwrapper]

Don’t you think that Tyra Banks has crazy eyes? [theBERRY]

People are really loving ‘The Fault In Our Stars’, apparently [PopBytes]

Tilda Swinton and her boyfriend are totally cute [ICYDK]

Angelina Jolie got emotional over her new script [Starpulse]

Why can’t we just get rid of Lena Dunham? [Celebuzz]

Caroline Receveur slipped a nip in the local pool [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Damian Lewis as Henry VII: would you hit it? [Celebitchy]

Is this the woman Jay-Z has been having an affair with? [Moe Jackson]

Who is Colton Haynes and is he overrated? [Socialite Life]

Chris Martin had dinner with Rihanna – what does it all mean?! [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus continues to share her ass with the world [Celebslam]

Oh look, it’s pregnant Rachel Bilson in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Lil Kim gave birth to a little girl, everyone! [I'm Not Obsessed]

How about a little Nadine Leopold in a tiny bikini? [Popoholic]

Kim Kardashian‘s doppelganger might be heading a Mexican hit squad [The Blemish]

Jennifer Aniston is terrified of seeing Brangelina at George Clooney‘s wedding [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

The Afternoon Links


Does Jessica Alba do anything besides red carpets anymore? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week! [Celebslam]

People really seem to like Iggy Azalea, for some reason [Socialite Life]

Selena Gomez decided to get sexy on the beach [Popoholic]

Poor Hilary Duff had a case of cameltoe that was pretty serious [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Katie Holmes runs her own errands, thank you [Lainey Gossip]

Do you want to see Iggy Azalea in a bikini? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Zachary Quinto and his boyfriend are way too cute [Celebitchy]

Of course Christina Aguilera listens to her own music during pregnancy [ICYDK]

Why did you have to go and make Justin Bieber cry?! [The Superficial]

Could Rita Ora‘s black dress get any smaller? [Moe Jackson]

Ashley Greene still looks good, even without makeup [Celebuzz]

It’ll cost you $20,000 to get yourself killed in “Game of Thrones” [The Frisky]

Let’s let Lupita Nyong’o bring your Monday dose of sunshine [Bohomoth]

Emma Roberts is getting sexy (or at least trying to) in Maui [Celebslam]

Why does Dr. Phil continue to speak about anything? [theBERRY]

Aw, Chris Brown‘s Rihanna knock-off girlfriend threw him a party [The Blemish]

Well, Emmy Rossum is looking all kinds of hot [Popoholic]

Thank God Jennifer Lopez got rid of Casper Smart when she did [Lainey Gossip]

Selena Gomez is really upset about those pregnancy rumours [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Robin Wright has gone paleo in order to get skinny [Celebitchy]

What’s going on with Vanessa Hudgens‘ mom here? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Does Jennifer Aniston visit a “confidence coach”? [Starpulse]

Let’s all look at Lily Allen‘s underwear, everybody! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Abbey Clancy stripped down on vacation in Hawaii [Moe Jackson]

Oh man, Lara Stone says she got fired for being pregnant [ICYDK]

Amanda Seyfried is her own paparazzo [theBERRY]

‘Jurassic Park’ actor arrested for kidnapping and raping a 13-year-old [The Blemish]