Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Morning Links

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Would you look at that – Gwyneth Paltrow got a new job [Lainey Gossip]

Karlie Kloss is a Harvard student now [Celebslam]

Hugh Jackman is just the best, you guys [Socialite Life]

Kim Kardashian is taking sultry pics with her rose wall [I'm Not Obsessed]

Alison Brie got sexy for Vanity Fair, if that’s your thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Hilary Duff has boobs and she knows how to use ‘em [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Benedict Cumberbatch and Prince William had a bromance [Celebitchy]

Ashley Benson took some seriously sexy pics for Complex [Popoholic]

Christina Aguilera looks way better after giving birth, right? [Moe Jackson]

What is Blake Lively‘s real name? [theBERRY]

Neil Young made music history on ‘The Tonight Show’ [Starpulse]

Emma Watson brought elegance to Windsor Castle [Bohomoth]

Oh Christ, Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake have done a duet [TooFab]

Beyonce got one of her tattoos removed! [The Frisky]

Ask Farrah Abraham what it means to get paid for sex in front of cameras [Fishwrapper]

CBS says “no thanks” to ‘How I Met Your Dad’ [Celebuzz]

RuPaul‘s new video is way too amazing [PopBytes]

Selena Gomez is starting to look pretty grown up [Celebslam]

Rita Ora stripped on stage for Calvin Klein [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Oh dear, Nicole Kidman looks… different [Lainey Gossip]

George Clooney has set a wedding date already! [I'm Not Obsessed]

The Afternoon Links

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Angelina Jolie‘s acting career will be taking a back seat [Celebitchy]

Jennifer Lopez really enjoys the sunshine [Lainey Gossip]

Hey look, it’s Rita Ora‘s boobs, everyone! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Donald Sterling claims he was tricked into being a racist [The Superficial]

So, George Clooney is apparently spending $2 million on his wedding [ICYDK]

So, Miley Cyrus gave a full on blow job on stage [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Miranda Lambert talks weight loss, marriage to Blake Shelton [Too Fab]

Aww, Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Justin Mikita are the cutest couple [Socialite Life]

Watch out – Gwyneth Paltrow WILL squirt you [Celebslam]

Jenna Dewan-Tatum is strutting her hot stuff [Popoholic]

Blind item: which star was glad of her husband’s mistress until he got caught? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Tori Spelling finally grew the balls her husband didn’t have [Fishwrapper]

Here’s another reason to dislike LeAnn Rimes [Fishwrapper]

Let’s go behind the scenes of some of our favourite movies [theBERRY]

Laura Whitmore looked really hot at the ‘X-Men’ premiere [Moe Jackson]

Elle Fanning wore a bikini in a new interview [The Blemish]

Pippa Middleton got fired from her newspaper gig after six months [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Is Khloe Kardashian the hottest Kardashian now? [Celebuzz]

Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t want privacy this week [Bohomoth]

Noooooo, NBC is canceling ‘Parks & Recreation’ now, too?! [PopBytes]

Justin Bieber is the perfect son, you guys [Lainey Gossip]

Jessica Alba loves her bikini parties, of course [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

The words “Avril Lavigne” and “hot bikini body” don’t really go together [Too Fab]

Josh Hutcherson doesn’t really suit that hair [Socialite Life]

Here’s hoping Chris Brown has a great summer in jail [Celebslam]

Is Irina Shayk wearing the sexiest dress of the year? [Popoholic]

Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel are model BFFs [Moe Jackson]

Austin Mahone put on a really, really awful show in Sacramento [Starpulse]

Courtney Love can stop being awful any time now [Fishwrapper]

Steve Harvey is really great on ‘Family Feud’ [theBERRY]

Are Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson back together again? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

The Morning Links


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Ellen Page knows how to make Bryan Singer sound innocent [The Superficial]

You’ll need to be a “feisty woman” if you want a piece of Michael Fassbender [Celebitchy]

So Chris Martin and Alexa Chung are a thing now? [Lainey Gossip]

Macaulay Culkin has the best t-shirt imaginable [ICYDK]

Lindsay Lohan should remember to cross her legs [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Oh dear, Angelina Jolie had a makeup malfunction on the red carpet [Too Fab]

Glad to see John Mayer‘s still doing… whatever it is he does [Socialite Life]

Um… why is Sarah Hyland‘s brother looking at her boobs? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Cool, the new Batmobile is here! [Starpulse]

Kate Upton in lingerie is never a bad thing [Celebslam]

Lea Michele is trying to put on a leg and cleavage show [Popoholic]

Where the hell is Casey Kasem? He’s gone missing! [The Blemish]

Ashley Tisdale got leggy in a pair of daisy dukes [Moe Jackson]

What would tabloid headlines look like without sexism? [The Frisky]

It seems like Bella Thorne might be ready to leave Disney [I'm Not Obsessed]

Willow Smith is allowed to be as ridiculous as she wants [Fishwrapper]

Let’s go look inside Dr. Dre‘s new house [theBERRY]

Do you know everything you need to know about Robert Pattinson? [Celebuzz]

What’s going on with Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Young Thug has a new video for ‘Stoner’ and it’s hilarious [OMG Blog]

Olivier Martinez and Halle Berry ARE still together, after all [Bohomoth]

Alessandra Ambrosio always looks amazing [Moe Jackson]

Hilary Duff went braless and some people liked it [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

What’s going on with this year’s Cannes Film Festival? [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Lawrence won the X-Men premiere for sure [The Superficial]

Poor Oscar Pistorius has an anxiety disorder [Celebitchy]

Here’s a giant supercut of Zac Efron topless [Socialite Life]

Is Kim Kardashian getting a $750,000 makeup room? [ICYDK]

Gigi Hadid is way too beautiful, guys [Celebslam]

Chris Colfer is dishing on all the ‘Glee’ drama [I'm Not Obsessed]

The Afternoon Links


Would you want to go to dinner with Simon Cowell? [Lainey Gossip]

Angelina Jolie‘s daughter doesn’t want to be an actress [ICYDK]

Draya Michelle is your new favourite reality star [Celebslam]

If you’re into hand job scenes, you’re in luck I guess [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Oh dear, Dave Franco‘s first sex scene was a disaster [Socialite Life]

How can you not love Christina Aguilera? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Aubrey O’Day‘s fake boobs leave a bit to be desired [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Shailene Woodley says her boobs shrank when she lost weight [Celebitchy]

Who doesn’t love a little Christopher Meloni? [PopBytes]

Derek Hough and Nikki Reed are a new couple? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Harry Styles nearly flashed his bits on the beach [OMG Blog]

Mariah Carey posed for Terry Richardson with her kids [The Superficial]

Matt Bomer is out of the closet and he’s not going back [The Frisky]

Amy Poehler is kind of the best ever [theBERRY]

Rihanna left Instagram after they shut her down [The Blemish]

Justin Bieber got booed at a basketball game [Starpulse]

Did Jennifer Esposito trash her ex boyfriend Bradley Cooper? [Celebuzz]

In case you needed to cry this morning, here’s Eminem‘s new video [Fishwrapper]

Mila Kunis‘ pregnancy is moving along nicely, I see [Lainey Gossip]

Justin Bieber is still in love with Selena Gomez, apparently [ICYDK]

Nice to see Scout Willis brought her nipples to the party [Celebslam]

Lindsay Lohan won’t stop flashing her underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Are Sean Penn and Charlize Theron secretly engaged [Socialite Life]

Good to see Halle Berry out and about! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Is Gordon Ramsay going bald/getting a hair transplant? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Jesse Jane and some other girl took some topless lesbian pics [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Can Evan Rachel Wood pull off her two-toned hair? [Celebitchy]

Is House of Cards TV’s best… comedy? [The Frisky]

Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers is all of our spirit animals [theBERRY]

The Morning Links

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George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin had an engagement party! [Lainey Gossip]

Thank God, NBC cancelled ‘Community’ finally! [ICYDK]

Good to see Jennifer Lawrence is as graceful as ever [Celebslam]

Aw, don’t you just love Adam Lambert? [Socialite Life]

Hi Lindsay Lohan – we can see up your skirt [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Is Demi Moore a good mother? You decide! [I'm Not Obsessed]

So Miley Cyrus is encouraging date rape now? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Elin Nordegren was her college class valedictorian! [Celebitchy]

Jake Gyllenhaal tried his best to entertain Beyonce and Jay-Z [The Blemish]

Sara Malakul Lane is hot enough to break Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Obama still wants nothing to do with Kim Kardashian [PopBytes]

Callum Blue did some full-frontal nudity in ‘Fractured’ [OMG Blog]

I agree: Jon Hamm is the most important person on the Internet [The Superficial]

The first gay NFL player has been drafted and he and his boyfriend are adorable [The Frisky]

Some celebrities have really adorable kids [theBERRY]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is really excited for the new ‘Conan’ movie [Starpulse]

Lil Kim is planning a pretty elaborate baby shower [Bossip]

Zoe Saldana wants you to know she’s in the mile-high club [Too Fab]

Christina Aguilera took her baby bump to Wango Tango [Celebuzz]

Your boobs are lovely as ever, Victoria Beckham [Fishwrapper]

How many of Selena Gomez‘s friends is Justin Bieber hooking up with? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Angelina Jolie and Elle Fanning look stunning [Lainey Gossip]

Is Tori Spelling avoiding major surgery for Dean McDermott? [ICYDK]

Lady Gaga won’t keep her clothes on these days [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Sorry, but Naya Rivera won’t be keeping her ass off Instagram [Celebslam]

Anastasia Kolganova got her tits out for some magazine [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Ben Savage and Rider Strong will direct ‘Girl Meets World’ [Socialite Life]

Austria’s most famous bearded drag queen Conchita Wurst won Eurovision [The Frisky]

The Afternoon Links


We’re not giving Blake Lively enough credit, guys [Celebslam]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie rock the all black look for the ‘Maleficent’ premiere [Socialite Life]

Are Jake Gyllenhaal and Alyssa Miller still making it work? [Lainey Gossip]

Oh, ew – is Khloe Kardashian‘s boyfriend after Kris Jenner? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

I wish Lady Gaga would keep her clothes on for once [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Poor Lindsay Lohan and her sad boobs [The Superficial]

Toni Garrn doing fitness shit is really hot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Miley Cyrus masturbates on stage now, it seems [Moe Jackson]

Justin Bieber has words for Seth Rogen – fight time! [PopBytes]

Apparently Willow Smith is “very mature” for her age [Celebitchy]

Lindsay Lohan is planning to revive her music career [ICYDK]

Are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West having pre-nup problems? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Nick and Vanessa Lachey have a really adorable baby [Too Fab]

Jennifer Lawrence is sure she’ll be hated one day [Fishwrapper]

What’s Kourtney Kardashian been up to lately? [Celebuzz]

I’m not sure Diane Kruger‘s look is one you want to get [The Frisky]

Selena Gomez wore nipple pasties to the Met Gala [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Aaron Paul and Ellie Goulding are BFF and it’s great [theBERRY]

Hugh Jackman and Jon Hamm crack themselves up on ‘GMA’ [Socialite Life]

Reese Witherspoon did some weird shit in an elevator [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Lawrence did a sexy Marie Claire photoshoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

NeNe Leakes has been FIRED from Real Housewives of Atlanta [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Don’t forget how hot Shakira is, everyone! [Celebslam]

Ellen Page doesn’t understand how women can date men [Moe Jackson]

Prince Harry likes the drama of relationships, might go back to Cressida Bonas [Celebitchy]

LeeLee Sobieski is pregnant with her second child [ICYDK]

The Morning Links

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Chris Evans is BFF with Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler [Socialite Life]

Why does Ben Affleck have such a weird car? [Lainey Gossip]

Will Gwyneth Paltrow be dating Jared Leto next? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Just what you always wanted to see: Lindsay Lohan‘s underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Sara Balint might be the topless model you were looking for [Celebslam]

Miley Cyrus flashed her nipples on Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Sorry, but Reese Witherspoon can’t pronounce French names [The Superficial]

In Alessandra Ambrosio‘s world, everywhere is a catwalk [Moe Jackson]

Christopher Meloni knows he’s got the booty [PopBytes]

Sorry, but Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t trust you if you don’t have female friends [Celebitchy]

Sharon Osbourne is sick and tired of singing competitions [ICYDK]

Lindsay Price and Curtis Stone are having baby number two! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Snooki has revealed the gender of her baby! [Too Fab]

Looks like Lily Allen just can’t catch a break this week [Fishwrapper]

You need to know these 10 things about Zac Efron [Celebuzz]

Sorry, guys – Kesha was never poor [The Frisky]

Some actors should just stay shirtless forever [theBERRY]

Zac Efron broke his hand grabbing Dave Franco‘s crotch [Socialite Life]

Has Rihanna quit Instagram for good? Nooooo! [Lainey Gossip]

Surprise! ‘Bachelor’ Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell hate each other! [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Miley Cyrus can sing with her vagina, apparently [Celebslam]

Newsflash: Katy Perry has a crotch like every other human [The Superficial]

Melissa McCarthy‘s ‘Tammy’ looks amazingly funny [Moe Jackson]

Katie Price is divorcing her third husband after pregnancy announcement [Celebitchy]

Is Pink pregnant with her second child? Her husband’s penis joke says no [ICYDK]