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The Afternoon Links


This is how Jessica Alba celebrates her kid’s birthday [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jay-Z‘s alleged mistress isn’t anything special [Celebslam]

This is Joe Jonas flashing a “cute smile” [Socialite Life]

Here’s some more naked news for your Wednesday [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

NBA MVP Kevin Durant knows how to live it up [Moe Jackson]

Here’s pregnant Hayden Panettiere in a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Could Robert Pattinson pull off being a young Han Solo? [ICYDK]

Shailene Woodley‘s gifts include being “lovely & open” [Celebitchy]

What’s going on with Raven Symoné‘s new haircut? [Fishwrapper]

Naya Rivera has a nice ass, if you failed to notice before [Popoholic]

Yay, here we have the new ‘Dumb and Dumber To’ trailer [Too Fab]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Vanessa Hudgens‘ abs [Celebuzz]

Lena Dunham needs to go away because she freaks me out [The Frisky]

You can’t complain about Joana Krupa‘s beach pics [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Tyra Banks is so insane, but we love her anyway [theBERRY]

Candice Swanepoel is incredibly beautiful [Celebslam]

Aw, isn’t Matt Bomer so sweet to his fans? [Socialite Life]

Lily Allen smokes, walks around Notting Hill like a normal person [Moe Jackson]

Isn’t Jordana Brewster underrated? [Popoholic]

The Morning Links

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Even Keira Knightley suffers from stage fright [I'm Not Obsessed]

You can’t complain about Adriana Lima with her boobs out [Celebslam]

Charlie Hunnam looks amazing even in jail clothes [Socialite Life]

Beyonce didn’t wear a bra and no one’s complaining [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Andrea Calle shows off her sexy bikini body in Miami [Moe Jackson]

Tori Spelling wants a bandaid baby with Dean McDermott [ICYDK]

Jamie King posted photos of herself breastfeeding [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

You can’t hate on Angelina Jolie‘s humanitarian work [Celebitchy]

What’s happening with Kat Dennings and this awful hairdo? [Fishwrapper]

Jessica Biel knows how to bring the cleavage [Popoholic]

Thank goodness, Laura Prepon will be back for the next season of ‘OITNB’ [Too Fab]

Here are 10 things you need to know about Jonah Hill [Celebuzz]

Farrah Abraham‘s new book seems rather promising [PopBytes]

A Drake-themed needlepoint is a totally normal present, right? [The Frisky]

Lana Del Rey is more of a model than a singer [theBERRY]

Nia Sanchez looks good in a bikini and is your new Miss USA [Celebslam]

Prince Harry met a goat today and it was cute [Socialite Life]

Miley Cyrus is still twerking on Instagram these days [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Looks like Fergie and Josh Duhamel are back on the scene [I'm Not Obsessed]

Oh look, it’s Jasmin Walia from ‘The Only Way is Essex’ in Marbella [Moe Jackson]

Joan Rivers needs to learn how to shut her mouth [Fishwrapper]

The Afternoon Links


Anna Paquin is proud to be a married bisexual mother [Celebitchy]

How is it that Eiza Gonzalez even looks sexy while out shopping? [Moe Jackson]

Christiano Ronaldo kept his shirt on for once, I see [Socialite Life]

True or false: Ethan Hawke > Orlando Bloom? [Lainey Gossip]

Looks like Paloma Faith forgot her clothes [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Taye Diggs knows you wanted him to stay with Idina Menzel [I'm Not Obsessed]

Why aren’t we paying more attention to hot Jordana Brewster? [Celebslam]

Let’s flash back to when Lily Allen got topless [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Selena Gomez is in a bikini, if that’s your thing [Popoholic]

Cameron Diaz is a really strong feminist, you guys [Bohomoth]

Does Jennifer Garner really have fake teeth? [The Frisky]

Khloe Kardashian and French Montana packed on the PDA in Africa [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Izabel Goulart modeled (read: got naked) for ‘Lui’ [The Blemish]

Lupita Nyong’o in a bikini is a good thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Someone told Keira Knightley that she was anorexic and a shit actress [Too Fab]

This is apparently Kim Kardashian with “no make up” [Fishwrapper]

Here are some of Cher‘s best moments on Twitter (and there are tons) [theBERRY]

Let’s watch Neil Patrick Harris sing and thrust in drag [PopBytes]

Lori Petty is back and has shit to say about Hollywood [ICYDK]

The weirdo who broke into Sandra Bullock‘s home was “obsessed” with her [Starpulse]

Kris Jenner is totally down with the hip kids, man [Celebuzz]

Mick Jagger is already moving on from L’Wren Scott [Celebitchy]

Wow, Cindy Crawford‘s kids look so much like her! [Moe Jackson]

How about a little shirtless James Marsden for your Tuesday? [Socialite Life]

Sandra Bullock celebrated a decade of hotness this week [Lainey Gossip]

Looks like Mila Kunis is hiding the baby bump – though not very well [Popoholic]

Jessica Alba is really working the normcore look [The Frisky]

The Morning Links

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Ashton Kutcher “hasn’t judged” Mila Kunis on her pregnant body [Celebitchy]

Candice Swanepoel got ultra sexy for a new interview on ‘Extra’ [Moe Jackson]

Jeremy Renner and James McAvoy played in SoccerAid 2014 and won [Socialite Life]

Good to see that Rafael Nadal is back at the top of his game [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s a peek at Lily Allen‘s hot bod if that’s your thing [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Kate Middleton is looking chic as always! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Kylie Jenner has thoughts on big sister Kim and new hubby Kanye [Celebslam]

Does anyone look better than Rihanna naked? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Oh look, it’s Alessandra Ambrosio with a shiny butt [Popoholic]

Is George Clooney planning to marry in Venice? [Bohomoth]

Yaya DaCosta is going to play Whitney Houston – but will it work? [The Frisky]

Oh god, are Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber back together again? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Hugh Jackman rapped with LL Cool J and T.I. [The Blemish]

How the hell is Gabrielle Union actually 41? [Too Fab]

Wait a second – are Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams a couple?! [Fishwrapper]

Don’t you think that Tyra Banks has crazy eyes? [theBERRY]

People are really loving ‘The Fault In Our Stars’, apparently [PopBytes]

Tilda Swinton and her boyfriend are totally cute [ICYDK]

Angelina Jolie got emotional over her new script [Starpulse]

Why can’t we just get rid of Lena Dunham? [Celebuzz]

Caroline Receveur slipped a nip in the local pool [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Damian Lewis as Henry VII: would you hit it? [Celebitchy]

Is this the woman Jay-Z has been having an affair with? [Moe Jackson]

Who is Colton Haynes and is he overrated? [Socialite Life]

Chris Martin had dinner with Rihanna – what does it all mean?! [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus continues to share her ass with the world [Celebslam]

Oh look, it’s pregnant Rachel Bilson in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Lil Kim gave birth to a little girl, everyone! [I'm Not Obsessed]

How about a little Nadine Leopold in a tiny bikini? [Popoholic]

Kim Kardashian‘s doppelganger might be heading a Mexican hit squad [The Blemish]

Jennifer Aniston is terrified of seeing Brangelina at George Clooney‘s wedding [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

The Afternoon Links


Does Jessica Alba do anything besides red carpets anymore? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week! [Celebslam]

People really seem to like Iggy Azalea, for some reason [Socialite Life]

Selena Gomez decided to get sexy on the beach [Popoholic]

Poor Hilary Duff had a case of cameltoe that was pretty serious [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Katie Holmes runs her own errands, thank you [Lainey Gossip]

Do you want to see Iggy Azalea in a bikini? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Zachary Quinto and his boyfriend are way too cute [Celebitchy]

Of course Christina Aguilera listens to her own music during pregnancy [ICYDK]

Why did you have to go and make Justin Bieber cry?! [The Superficial]

Could Rita Ora‘s black dress get any smaller? [Moe Jackson]

Ashley Greene still looks good, even without makeup [Celebuzz]

It’ll cost you $20,000 to get yourself killed in “Game of Thrones” [The Frisky]

Let’s let Lupita Nyong’o bring your Monday dose of sunshine [Bohomoth]

Emma Roberts is getting sexy (or at least trying to) in Maui [Celebslam]

Why does Dr. Phil continue to speak about anything? [theBERRY]

Aw, Chris Brown‘s Rihanna knock-off girlfriend threw him a party [The Blemish]

Well, Emmy Rossum is looking all kinds of hot [Popoholic]

Thank God Jennifer Lopez got rid of Casper Smart when she did [Lainey Gossip]

Selena Gomez is really upset about those pregnancy rumours [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Robin Wright has gone paleo in order to get skinny [Celebitchy]

What’s going on with Vanessa Hudgens‘ mom here? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Does Jennifer Aniston visit a “confidence coach”? [Starpulse]

Let’s all look at Lily Allen‘s underwear, everybody! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Abbey Clancy stripped down on vacation in Hawaii [Moe Jackson]

Oh man, Lara Stone says she got fired for being pregnant [ICYDK]

Amanda Seyfried is her own paparazzo [theBERRY]

‘Jurassic Park’ actor arrested for kidnapping and raping a 13-year-old [The Blemish]

The Morning Links


Congrats to Bryan Cranston on his first Tony Award! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Uh, how has Vanna White managed to stay so hot? [Celebslam]

Channing Tatum‘s Instagram says he’s the chillest guy in Hollywood [Socialite Life]

Emily Ratajakowski certainly cleans up well, doesn’t she? [Popoholic]

Here’s some Naked News for you – they shoot, you score [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Is Cameron Diaz really in a “relationship” with Benji Madden? [Lainey Gossip]

Adriana Lima got her nipples out (again) for ‘Vogue’ [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Justin Bieber got baptized in a bathtub to get right with God [Celebitchy]

Is Tila Tequila going to be a good mother? Probably not [ICYDK]

Sorry, but the Kardashians aren’t welcome in the Hamptons [The Superficial]

Chloe Sims has been showing off her bikini body in Spain [Moe Jackson]

Shailene Woodley wore a disguise to a screening of her new movie [Celebuzz]

Julianne Moore will forever be one of the most beautiful women [Fishwrapper]

What’s going on with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow [Fishwrapper]

Would you steal Kaley Cuoco‘s shorts? [The Frisky]

Rumer Willis went to the Miss USA pageant fully clothed [Bohomoth]

Queen Elizabeth is keeping a close eye on Kate Middleton [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Yeah, so, Kourtney Kardashian didn’t mean to get pregnant again [Starpulse]

Chelsea Gilligan is the new model in a bikini you need [Celebslam]

Justin Bieber broke up Rita Ora and Calvin Harris [The Blemish]

Paloma Faith wore a see-through dress, of course [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Here are some celebrity quotes you may have missed last week [theBERRY]

Well, Nicki Minaj sure knows how to please a crowd [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

What exactly is Ian Somerhalder drinking? [Socialite Life]

Tracy Morgan is still in critical condition, unresponsive [I'm Not Obsessed]

Have you gotten around to watching ‘Orange is the New Black’ season 2 yet? [Lainey Gossip]

Diane Kruger can show off her sexy legs any time [Moe Jackson]

Gaby Hoffman is pregnant with her first child! [The Frisky]

The Afternoon Links


Is George Clooney going to run for governor in 2018? [Celebitchy]

Hugh Jackman can make you laugh and cry at the same time – he’s that good [Socialite Life]

Do you really believe that Lindsay Lohan loves to work out? [Lainey Gossip]

Was Carrie Underwood the hottest woman at the CMT Awards? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Kaili Thorne wore a see-through dress and it was good [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Has Demi Lovato turned into Kelly Clarkson now? [Celebslam]

Jonah Hill apologized again on ‘The Tonight Show’ [Too Fab]

Is Lily Allen really “slutting it out” at her concerts? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Ireland Baldwin has a new girlfriend, because of course she does [ICYDK]

Well, what do we have here – it’s Emma Roberts in a tiny bikini top [Popoholic]

Farrah Abraham is a national treasure, everyone [Fishwrapper]

It must be really tough being Calvin Harris, right? [The Blemish]

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still friends with benefits [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Wait, so Mariah Carey used to be a Girl Scout? [theBERRY]

Helen Mirren always looks incredible – BOW DOWN [The Frisky]

Oh hey, they found Miley Cyrus‘ missing car! [Starpulse]

Oh great, Lana Del Rey isn’t really into feminism [Celebuzz]

Let’s talk about Khloe Kardashian‘s amazing butt [The Superficial]

Lara Stone stripped down again and it was good [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you can change water molecules by being mean to them [Celebitchy]

Don’t expect to see Robert Pattinson as Indiana Jones anytime soon [Socialite Life]

Bethenny Frankel settled her custody dispute with Jason Hoppy – and it wasn’t pretty [I'm Not Obsessed]

Emily Blunt is always incredibly hot… seriously [Popoholic]