Do they make ‘em any crazier than this chick? I always love seeing her interviewed. It’s not like watching a train wreck — it’s like watching a train that’s already wrecked continue to struggle along the track. Because it heard there was really good weed about a mile down the road.
Here’s Tonya Harding on REALSports talking insane nonsense about how Barack Obama is helping her make money, and I realized that she reminds me a lot of the crazy pageant moms on my new favorite show, Toddlers & Tiaras. Like where their kid looks ready for the red carpet while they’re behind the scenes talking shit and creating a new genre of schlubby.
And someone oughtta kneecap those bangs.