Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tom Cruise

Still Going Strong!

In addition to having the cutest fucking toddler to ever see a pair of heels*, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise apparently have the kind of strong, enduring relationship that allows them to...

Suri Cruise Is Off to Scientology School!

According to this article in the Daily Mail, Suri Cruise will be off to Scientolotot Elementary after she turns three this week. She’s heading to the Scientologist school founded by...

Love It Or Hate It?

Katie Holmes showed up yesterday in Tokyo at a Valkyrie screening with long hair.  Man, she must have a serious protein diet going…her hair grew, like, overnight! So…love it or...

Tom, Katie And Suri Arrive In Japan

Suri, I don’t blame you.  I’m totally over your dad too!  Speaking of “dad”, may I take this opportunity to ask you to Google images of Katie Holmes’ ex...

Medical School Is So Overrated

OK! has written an entire article based on this photograph.  Like me, they totally diagnose celebrities as pregnant based solely on pictures.  Ultrasounds are, like, so unnecessary...

Maybe It Will Do Better in Europe?

Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie wasn’t exactly a smashing success in the U.S., but now he and Katie Holmes are in Europe promoting the hell out of it. On Tuesday, they attended the...

Merry Christmas! Here’s Hitler!

Valkyrie, Tom Cruise’s painfully ill-fated Third Reich flick, has made a last-minute decision to open on Christmas Day rather than later that week. Um … who goes to the movies...