America’s sweetheart turns 16 years old today.Â Doesn’t it seem like she’s been turning 16 forever?Â Like closing Disney so 7,000 people could celebrate her big day wasn’t enough.Â They better not roll out a cake for her tonight when she performs at the American Music Awards.
Here is Miley arriving at the AMAs looking totally age appropriate.Â
I’m sure Beet will haveÂ plenty of coverage on the AMAs tomorrowÂ but here are a few of my random thoughts on the first arrivals:
Christina Aguilera, seriously, what has happened to you?Â It’s like your face totally changed when you got pregnant and it never returned to its original state.Â I realize part of it is just a normal maturing but something looks…off.Â
As off as seeing Pink as she appears tonight.Â She gets a lot of criticism so I give her credit for wearing such a feminine.Â I think she’s damned if she does or doesn’t; I just never imagined I’d feel so uncomfortable actually witnessing her in an evening gown and nose ring.
I had to look up who the hell Shailene Woodley was.Â I guess she stars on some show called The Secret Life ofÂ an American Teenager.Â You’ll know her better as the chick wearing flower pots on her feet.
Toccara has been looking good.Â And by good I mean like a drag queen.
I’m unnaturally distracted by Dancing With The Starsjudge Carrie Ann Inaba.Â Is she missing a set of eyelashes on one eye?Â
And finally, Ashley Tisdale.Â You’re cute, you’re wealthy.Â You haven’t been romantically linked to any Jonas brother.Â Cheer up…life is good!Â