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Tila Tequila

Just In Case You Ever Wanted to See Jennifer Aniston Chat Up Tila Tequila

Between the charm of Tila, the beautiful, bitter sass of Jennifer and the mere presence of my one true love, Zach Galifianakis, I really couldn’t ask for anything more in an interview.  I mean, in a perfect world, this clip would also feature Katy Perry stumbling around in the background, talking ad nauseam about her breasts, but I find...

Tila Tequila’s Hot Thanksgiving Eve Celebration Featuring Other Reputable People

If you’re like a lot of people, you probably went out and celebrated Thanksgiving Eve with a night of debauchery and libations, hoping vaguely through muddy thoughts that you’re not too hungover the next day for the big eats and won’t puke on your plateful of Aunt Josie’s giblet stuffing which, ironically, looks much like...

Tila Tequila and Kate Major: New BFF Alert!

Photo via Radar You know these ladies.  Kate Major, former girlfriend of Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin, and Tila Tequila … well, I think we’re all familiar with Tila Tequila’s contributions to the world.  This picture was taken of the two women out at a party in L.A., and don’t they just look so chummy?  Understandably...

The One in Which I Feel Bad For Tila Tequila

You know, I rag on Tila Tequila as much as the next person. I think she’s a conniving, vindictive, lying little famewhore that deserves zero iotas of fame, because not only is she talentless, but she’s also vapid and insipid, and tries to hide that with her big fake tits.  And that’s just bad. But lets put aside my personal...