Photo via Radar You know these ladies. Kate Major, former girlfriend of Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin, and Tila Tequila … well, I think we’re all familiar with Tila...
You know, I rag on Tila Tequila as much as the next person. I think she’s a conniving, vindictive, lying little famewhore that deserves zero iotas of fame, because not only is she... So a lot of you guys are questioning the legitimacy of Tila Tequila's harrowing tale of violent Juggalos. That's cool, that's fine, I totally understand. But here are some more... For some reason I can't identify, Tila Tequila went to a Gathering of the Juggalos concert in Illinois and appeared on the same stage as the Insane Clown Posse. As she was making her way... It was announced by RadarOnline that Tila Tequila is launching her own porn career. My first reaction? I thought she already was a porn star. Sorry, T. My bad.
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Tila... Tila Tequila has agreed to appear on the new season of Celebrity Rehab (which probably wouldn’t even be happening without her) and has taken it upon herself to explain her drug use... Our lady crazy, Tila Tequila, was in attendance at last night’s Maxim Hot 100 party last night in LA. As per normal, she was photographed on her back, flashing her lady bits and... Tila sings. Acapella. And raps. Poorly. Oh, man, if this isn’t trainwreck entertainment at its best, nothing is. She kind of reminds me of Snoop … you know, if Snoop... Just when you think your life blows, there’s Tila Tequila to offer a bit of perspective, am I right? I thought my Cinco de Mayo was poorly spent at a dive bar being repeatedly poked... She’s totally just as obnoxious and her spelling and grammar are just as bad, but she is a sight better to look at than that shameless ham-faced … whatever, so I guess... Things seem to be going well for you, dear.
(At some ridiculous self-promotion event in NYC.) Tila Tequila has run out of ways to prove to all of us that she’s certifiably mental and now she’s resorting to the same tactics teenagers use to get attention from their...
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