May 05, 2011 at 06:30 am by
Sarah

“I know that there are people out there who say that there is nothing sexy about being pregnant. Then there are some people who embrace the sexuality. I feel empowered; I feel sexy.”
Empowered, yes. Sexy? Fuck no. I don’t know how many of you guys have been pregnant in the past, but when I was pregnant, sexy was the last possible thing I felt. And I felt a lot. I felt bloating, cramping, swelling, the occasional Braxton-Hicks contractions, skin that was supposed to be glowing, but instead broke out like I was thirteen again, and oh, the best parts: sciatica, fat, sore feet and vomiting.
But hey. If Tia Mowry is one of those women who gets off on pregnancy and feels good, looks good, and has an overall disposition of power, then more power to her.
It’s just that I’m envious as shit is all.

The Sister, Sister star, 29, married her longtime boyfriend, actor Cory Hardrict, on Sunday at the Four Seasons in Santa Barbara.
Sister Tamera was the maid of honor.
I kind of love the Mowrys. I mean, they’re boring as all hell, but it’s refreshing to see child stars grow up and not be drug addicts. These two seem really grounded and continue to be positive role models. Good for them.

They got invited to an Emmy lounge.
What are they even doing these days? I feel like each of them should have like 4 kids by now. Have they done anything since Sister Sister? And wasn’t that like 25 years ago?
Weird.
See, this is how the Olsen twins would have turned out if they weren’t anorexic and drug-addicted: irrelevant. So the next time you try to tell Mary-Kate to eat something, you remember this. You remember what became of those healthy, well-adjusted Mowry girls.