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T.I.

Taylor Swift Has a Concert, T.I. (… Wait, What?) Joins Her On Stage

First. UNNHH. How hot is T.I.? I’m not one to crush on the rapper-types, as I find a lot of them kind of pretentious and crappy and self-involved, but T.I. is HOT HOT HOT. Taylor Swift, on the other hand? Well. I don’t know. Not so much. You know how we kind of collectively feel about Taylor Swift around these parts, so I’ll give her a free pass on this one and move on to the good points. How about all that screaming? I didn’t know there were many Taylor Swift fans that were also T.I. fans, and vice versa.

Sorry about the poor audio. You know how it goes sometimes.

T.I.’s Going Back To Jail? Why You Wanna Go And Do That?

Ugh. So T.I. is going back to jail for eleven months for breaking his probation.

I know, I know. I’m a huge hypocrite. I want the book thrown at Lohan, but I want to keep my favorite rappers out of jail, even if they’re guiltier of much greater crimes. I see the double standard, but fuck it. I don’t care. I love T.I.

Y’all may remember that T.I. did some time for illegal arms trading a little over a year ago, and then just about a month ago he and his new wife were pulled over and the cops found ecstasy in the car. At the time I made a video saying that I thought his wife should have taken the fall for him. That also may be a controversial opinion. Whatever.

When he appeared in front of the judge, the rapper begged the judge to send him to drug counceling instead of jail and the man who’s life he saved just two weeks prior even testified in his defense, but seeing as T.I. is a repeat offender, he got sentenced to another round behind bars.

Kid Cudi Arrested For Drug Possession, Criminal Mischief

Kid Cudi, who you probably best know from last summer’s radio hit “Day ‘n’ Night” (or possibly from the rumors that he’s the one Amanda Bynes won’t stop talking about), was arrested last night on some real ugly charges. According to People.com, the rapper was caught with narcotics, and allegedly destroyed a woman’s property.

The artist, 26, whose real name is Scott Mescudi, repeatedly pounded on and kicked the downtown apartment’s door, ultimately using his bodily force to tear it off its hinges, police sources confirm to PEOPLE. Cudi also broke the woman’s cell phone.

The substance he was found in possession of was liquid cocaine, according to a report in The Guardian. Per police sources, it is unclear whether he was intoxicated at the time.

He did make his scheduled appearance at the Bonnaroo festival in Tennessee on Saturday, telling the crowd he “really wanted to be here tonight.”

Would it kill these young rappers to learn a freakin’ lesson? Wayne doesn’t have to be in jail right now, T.I. didn’t have to be in jail either. Now Cudi is facing charges for something even more stupid than what both of those bros did combined. It’s not even just the rap community. Chace Crawford, why are you driving around with two ounces of weed in your car, you moron?

How hard is it to just follow the fucking rules?