Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Muppets Movie

Watch This: The Muppets Blooper Reel!

There have been a handful of entertainment experiences I’ve had in my life that have made me cry out of sheer joy. The first one I can remember happened when I was 15 and my dad took...

Are the Muppets Anti-American?

Oh, good grief. I admit I haven’t seen the newest Muppets movie, so I can’t say for sure whether I think the Muppets themselves are a bunch of anti-capitalist pinko Commies. But...

Are You Still Excited About The Muppets?

You are, right? Thank goodness. I was really concerned about the state of your soul for a second. But since everybody is all aboard for this magical adventure of a film, let me go ahead...

The Pig With the Froggy Tattoo

I suppose that post title up there just kind of speaks for itself, huh? I mean, clearly, we’re talking about Paris Hilton. Oh, what’s that? Her tattoo was of a crown or...