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The Muppets Movie

Are the Muppets Anti-American?

Oh, good grief. I admit I haven’t seen the newest Muppets movie, so I can’t say for sure whether I think the Muppets themselves are a bunch of anti-capitalist pinko Commies. But apparently, the movie’s central villain—an oil baron—is someone called “Tex Richman.” Which is a great name for a villainous oil...

The Muppets Are Here to Cap Off Your Halloween!

Look! The Muppets are doing a parody of a parody of a parody, but this parody is probably better than the real Paranormal Activity movie. No, but seriously, have any of you actually seen the new PA installation? Is it good? Does is suck hard? In any case, the new Muppet movie is probably going to be awesome. I know, I’m sick of the 10,000...

Are You Still Excited About The Muppets?

You are, right? Thank goodness. I was really concerned about the state of your soul for a second. But since everybody is all aboard for this magical adventure of a film, let me go ahead and give you a few specific reasons why this is going to be the best movie of the year (after Breaking Dawn, of course). 1. Jason Segel is always adorable. 2. ...

The Pig With the Froggy Tattoo

I suppose that post title up there just kind of speaks for itself, huh? I mean, clearly, we’re talking about Paris Hilton. Oh, what’s that? Her tattoo was of a crown or something? Oh. Well, to me it looked an awful lot like a frog. Alright then. I guess the title has more to do with the new Muppets trailer than anything else, then, I...