The Game, Chris Brown & P.Diddy Release Michael Jackson Tribute Track of Exceptional Quality
Jun 27, 2009 at 01:35 pm by Kelly

This debuted on L.A. radio Friday morning.

I’d like to write something about it, but I’m too busy deciding whether to laugh or vomit. So I’ll just let the song’s lyrics speak for themselves.

“The world is Michael Jackson.
I’m Michael Jackson.
You’re Michael Jackson.
We all Michael Jackson.”

< Insert vocal track of Chris Brown singing about some angels crying >

And I’m not sure, but at about 1:08 I think The Game is confessing that both he and Usher were molested.

The Game Goes to Jail
Mar 03, 2008 at 02:39 pm by Evil Beet

Rapper The Game checked himself in to Twin Towers facility in LA on Sunday to begin serving a 60-day sentence for felony firearm possession.

He was convicted last month of possession of a firearm in a school zone, after he pulled a weapon on some dude during a pick-up game of basketball at a South LA school almost a year ago.

Jesus, people can be so mind-blowingly stupid. What happened to the good old-fashioned schoolyard brawl?