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Love It or Leave It: Christina Ricci’s Smush-Boob Dress

christina ricci photographed at a NYC event wearing a horrible black dress

Christina Ricci arrived earlier in the week at an event held at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC.  And she was wearing what looked like a Fraggle stapled to a magician’s top hat.  Clearly, the only thing she’s missing to complete her oddball ensemble is a fucking rabbit.

Anyway, I love Ricci.  She’s cute and seemingly-fun and funny in that wide-eyed “Me? I’m funny?” kind of way, and I’ve pretty much been a hardcore fan since she played Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family and Kat Harvey in Casper (I also had a wicked big crush on Devon Sawa, though I’m embarrassed to admit that today). I also loved Now and Then, when she played the young version of Rosie O’Donnell. I always kind of laughed about that, too.  Obviously I was a bitchy little snot when I was twelve, as well, because the thought of Christina Ricci growing up to look anything like Rosie O’Donnell was definitely one of those side-splitting, laugh-’til-you-cough-something-up ideas.

Ahem, anyway.

However. This dress, girl? Needs to go back to Morticia’s closet, along with whatever mindset and ideas possessed you to ever, ever wear it.

Get on it!