This might be a little premature, but I think that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy might be my favorite new couple of 2012. It’s definitely not Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis or John Mayer and Katy Perry, who are the only other important couples I can think of right now. But Taylor and Conor (Swennedy?) are just so fresh, so enthralling, so illegal! There’s a lot to love. There’s a whole lot to love.
For instance, there’s this little tidbit from the Enquirer (via Celebitchy) all about how Conor is such a player that he might break little Tay-Tay’s heart:
“Everyone has been reminding Taylor that Kennedy men are notorious womanizers,” said a source close to the 22-year-old. “There’s a long history in that family of cheating, and she should just run for the hills! But Taylor just laughs it off, at one point saying, ‘Don’t be silly, Conor has a heart of gold.’”
“Taylor and Conor have taken over the Kennedy compound,” revealed the source. “If they aren’t sailing or tossing around a football on the lawn, they’re strolling the grounds hand-in-ahnd or smooching under a tree.”
Now Taylor is looking to buy a nearby $4.9 mansion. Said the source: “She and Conor remind people of a young John and Jackie Kennedy – they’re the talk of the town!”
AHAHAHA. There’s so much hilarity in that little story, isn’t there? I don’t think Conor Kennedy is a womanizer, nor do I think he has a heart of gold: I think he’s just an 18-year-old kid who’s amazed because a girl is letting him touch her boob. Under the bra, probably. Seriously, look at that guy. Does he really look capable of womanizing? And I don’t think I even have to explain the absurdity of the “she and Conor remind people of a young John and Jackie Kennedy” part. Because no. That never happened.
But wait, there’s more! Taylor and Conor (Kennewift?) are getting so serious that Taylor took Conor back home to Nashville to meet her parents. Some girl on Twitter even took a creepy picture as proof:
Man, this relationship is serious. Where do you think Taylor and Conor (Taynnedy?) stayed while they were in Nashville? Do you think they slept in the same bed?