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Tamara Mellon

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“It’s like expecting a reward for running out of a burning building.”

Former drug addict Christian Slater discussing whether or not he deserves accolades for achieving several years of sobriety.

Christian recently got a GED in order to actively prioritize education for his children. He’s currently dating Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon, pictured above.

Very Exciting Christian Slater Update

Ahhhh ha ha ha.

You guys don’t care about Christian Slater, I know.

But he’s moving in with his girlfriend, who happens to be the head of Jimmy Choo, Tamara Mellon. I want the head of Jimmy Choo to move in with me. I’d totally go all Single White Female on her. And by that I just mean I’d steal all of her shoes.

Okay. Go back to filling out expense reports. It’s more interesting than this post.