When Britney Spears gave birth to her latest Federspawn on September 12, we reported that the lucky new Band-Aid for Britney’s gaping emotional wounds was a boy named Sutton Pierce...

It’s official: on September 12 of this year, Britney Spears birthed a 72-year-old British man. Although we have not yet seen photos of the crotchety old wanker, his age and obvious...